Mewing Geometry Dash Compact | Jannies, you've been warned.

[Cerespasia]

"YOLO." said Millenials, and "yeet." the Zoomers cried;
"Rizzler gyatt fanum tax.", the Alphas then replied.
And lo, there came a shaking as an ebon spire rose;
Upon it, writ the tongues of men, their generations prose.
And from the sky, a thund'rous voice called out unto the stone;
As golden letters glowed upon its surface, newly shown:
"RIZZLER GYATT FANUM TAX SIGMA OHIO SKIBIDI"
And all beheld the words embossed theron in great timidity.

[Cyptopir]

She skibidi on my rizz until I ohio

[Colonial Overlords]

She skibidi on my rizz until I ohio

real

[The North Polish Union]

+1

+2. Guys, come on, we can absolutely do without this.

+2. Guys, come on, we can absolutely do without this.

+3. And here I thought NS was safe from this sort of internet brain rot

Some of you don't remember how Google+ worked and it shows...

Even though our delegate has not checked this proposal, I hereby have decided, on behalf of the whole region, to melt my eyes in acid-flavored bleach.

Bleach is highly alkaline, so you want... water?

[-Floptropica-]

if only individual nations could join

also this is so obviously satire it's lowk funny

they can

sign me up then, floptropica would love to join the mewing geometry dash compact xoxo

[Omnicontrol]

they can

sign me up then, floptropica would love to join the mewing geometry dash compact xoxo

added

[Floofybit]

Joining on behalf of the congregation dash spider fire in the hole water on the hill air detected rock on the ground generation retro jumpscare.

[Cyptopir]

Joining on behalf of the congregation dash spider fire in the hole water on the hill air detected rock on the ground generation retro jumpscare.

This is such a lobotomy slaughterhouse sightread zZoink robtop rate tidal wave moment.

oh yeah btw i would like to sign because uhhhhhh sigma grindset rizz gyatt.

[Juristonia]

I mean... NS is weirdly how I sort of stay current on whatever bonkers new internet slang is going around so...

Skibiditto.

[North Cromch]

Oh! Way down Jslatt in the land of Rizzlers, Harkinians and Noscopers...

[Saltidia]

If Ohio Among Us rizzed up Kai Cenat, then why is he sticking out his gyatt for the sigma rizzler? Simple. Because he has Day 100 Mewing.

[Addy and Arielle]

Really? Did you really think this was funny? The only upside is geometry dash.

normal face jumpscare

[Saltidia]

Really? Did you really think this was funny? The only upside is geometry dash.

normal face jumpscare

I LOVE GEOMETRY DASH!!! FIRE IN THE HOLE LOBOTOMY!!!! THERE WAS A RIOT IN FRANCE? YOU MEAN RIOT, THE PERSON WHO VERIFIED BLOODBATH?!?!?!?! YOUR SHIRT IS GOLDEN? YOU MEAN THE DEMON-LIST RANKER THE GOLDEN!!!!! BACK ON TRACK IS EXTREME DEMON SILENT NUMBER 1!!! I LOVE GD COLOGNE!!!

[The Union of Ventura]

United we mew, united we skibidi - Ventura

Leaving this here, hoping no brainrot in this Wait for March February

[New Vavlar]

Someone please fatally shoot me with a shotgun what is this world coming to

[Saltidia]

Someone please fatally shoot me with a shotgun what is this world coming to

I got ya *grabs super-duck shapeshifter 3000*
Welp, now you're a duck. Now waddle away to some lemonade stand, I got business to do.

[Reploid Productions]

Quick reminder guys, the thread is still technically about a new gameplay alliance, and we should probably steer it back to that before the thread devolves entirely into spam.

[Army of Revolutions]

The region Sigma Alpha Rizz would like to join this mewing geometry dash alliance to skibidi toilet all of NS and show NS the power of kai cent level 5000 gyatt and baby ground rizzing up Livy dunn with adin ross watching while in ohio

[Omnicontrol]

The region Sigma Alpha Rizz would like to join this mewing geometry dash alliance to skibidi toilet all of NS and show NS the power of kai cent level 5000 gyatt and baby ground rizzing up Livy dunn with adin ross watching while in ohio

we are glad you have decided to join us, added!

[Mewing Geometry Dash Compact]

SKIBIDI PRESS RELEASE - 69th reply, update on the MGC

Since our noble alliance was formed, there has been a large number of nations and regions alike who have joined the noble cause. Due to this development, we are delighted to announce the Standardized Kludgery Information Boutique and IFV Decision Ideology (SKIBIDI) program that the MGC will distribute for every World Assembly resolution. Members and supporters of the MGC will be able to decide their vote in a WA proposal without waiting a second more than needed at will!

To vote as the SKIBIDI program mandates is extremely simple: all a voter needs to do is watch the latest Skibidi Toilet video by the official DaFuqBoom account, and decide their vote in the following manner:

• If a cameraman, speakerman, TV man, or any other form of Skibidi opposition is killed first, the recommended vote will be FOR.
• If a Skibidi Toilet is killed first, the recommended vote will be AGAINST.
• If no kills occur in the video, go back a video in reverse chronological order, until a kill occurs.
• If after 3 videos, no kills have occured, vote FOR in case of a Repeal, Declarate, or Condemn resolution, and AGAINST in case of any other type of resolution.

We hope this system can aid our supporters and signatories, and lead to the eventual destruction of the General Assembly.

[Rosartemis]

To give this cursed alliance some credit, this is better than "normal" democracy, we should replace all world governments with the Skibidicracy instead.

[Mewing Geometry Dash Compact]

To give this cursed alliance some credit, this is better than "normal" democracy, we should replace all world governments with the Skibidicracy instead.

We believe this is much better, as it is the first and only program to have a voting recommendation for any proposal, no matter the activity level of any regional government, the moment it hits the voting floor.

[Newlandiqia]

Bros telling gyatts Gen Alpha gonna dominate NationStates? Nahh thst's crazy you dominate NS only with Ohio Rizz

[Zerphen]

I am glad that this based and most skibidi alliance now has an official decision ideology for voting in the most skibidi way, but I have an important question on how to properly vote in line with the SKIBIDI Program:

As of the time of writing this, "Skibidi toilet 70 (full episode)" has released on the DaFuqBoom YouTube channel less than an hour ago. In order to be very skibidi, should I vote in line with this most recent video or with the one that was out at the time of a resolution hitting the voting floor, which in this case would be "Skibidi toilet 70 (part 3)?"

[Miravana]

The fact that TBH was not personally invited to this most skibidi body is grounds for war, I hope we receive an invitation shortly or we will have to pursue official action