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The return of the Flag Thief!

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 2:50 pm
by Flag Thief
Fashionably late to NationStates' 20th birthday, the Flag Thief returns!

For those new to my escapades, I steal flags of those regions and nations I find notable (or if I just find their flag to my liking).

Not to worry, however, as an honourable thief, I will return that which i steal on the next day (forgetfulness and real life interfering aside).

And now on to my first victim in a very long time! Feeling a little rusty, I expected to struggle with this first steal, however soon my old Flag Thief reflexes returned to me, and I spotted my first victim. A region which in recent months has been brought forth for a Condemnation in the honoured halls of the World Assembly.

The Communist Bloc

I approve of all the colours in this flag, a big fan of colour here, and I thought, why not make my own mind on the hospitality of this region?
Place your bets please, will they show to be welcoming to the years old tradition of the Flag Thief, or shall I get an all expenses paid trip to the Rejected Realms?

Previous threads:
The Flag Thief awakens once again.
Flag Thief Returns!
Sadly the original thread on the Jolt forum has been lost to the ages.

Other relevant threads:
Interview: Flag Thief, scourge of the Gameplay forum
Condemn Flag Thief

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 2:53 pm
by Barks Nivvlla
Potato waffles… why?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 2:57 pm
by Reventus Koth
The condemnable pilferer returns for a new age. This outta be fun :)

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 3:00 pm
by New Astri
Flag Thief wrote:Place your bets please, will they show to be welcoming to the years old tradition of the Flag Thief, or shall I get an all expenses paid trip to the Rejected Realms?


the answer is "i hate fun and fucking despise when any random people advertise any random shit they're doing on our rmb without permission, but two RMBers liked your post before i saw it, so due to the Voice Of The People expressing positivity towards you i won't ban you." enjoy your cool gay flag

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 3:01 pm
by Tinhampton
Reventus Koth wrote:The condemnable pilferer returns for a new age. This outta be fun :)

OP: Just so you know, this isn't actually Koth's flag. He changed it to support the Trevor Project, the charity subject of this year's NS Charity Christmas Fundraiser. Ditto Venico.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 3:09 pm
by Flag Thief
Barks Nivvlla wrote:Potato waffles… why?


I do not understand the relevance, but I suppose the answer would be another question...why not?

Reventus Koth wrote:The condemnable pilferer returns for a new age. This outta be fun :)


Thank you, I hope to live up to your expectations!

New Astri wrote:
the answer is "i hate fun and fucking despise when any random people advertise any random shit they're doing on our rmb without permission, but two RMBers liked your post before i saw it, so due to the Voice Of The People expressing positivity towards you i won't ban you." enjoy your cool gay flag


Thank you, I hope one day you will be able to embrace fun!

Tinhampton wrote:OP: Just so you know, this isn't actually Koth's flag. He changed it to support the Trevor Project, the charity subject of this year's NS Charity Christmas Fundraiser. Ditto Venico.


This is interesting information....I am definitely eyeing up these flags now.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 3:11 pm
by The Orwell Society
Interesting

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 3:13 pm
by Barks Nivvlla
Flag Thief wrote:
Barks Nivvlla wrote:Potato waffles… why?


I do not understand the relevance, but I suppose the answer would be another question...why not?


I am a waffle I sell waffles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 3:14 pm
by The Hurricane
Pretty Cool... I guess.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 3:17 pm
by GermanEmpire of kaisereich
If you steal the flag of My Empire I will blow up you. (Irony)

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 3:49 pm
by PHAGE
Please dont Hipty Hopity Steal my Property

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 4:08 pm
by Millenhaal
My bet is that the next flag will be that of Chicken Overlords, seeing as they are the largest region.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 4:47 pm
by The Church of Satan
Wow, has it really been 9 years since I last saw The Flag Thief? I was barely into my NS career back then. And now I'm already sitting on my comfortable recliner! Almost feels like I really missed out on something, not having The Flag Thief around during the last 9 years. So much happened in that time!

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 6:26 pm
by Jar Wattinree
Ah, cool, a semi-legend has returned or thereabouts. I'm afraid if you want my flag you'll have to pry it from a snek's cold scaly knife-y hands.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 7:01 pm
by Ankuran
Well, obviously we have a Flag Thief in NationStates. He's climbin' in yo windows, he's snatchin' yo flags up, tryin' to steal 'em. So ya'll need to hide yo flags, hide yo banners, and hide yo standards cause they stealin' err'thing out here.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 7:08 pm
by Canadian Goose Republic
I am worried but im sure he would never steal a Goose flag? Right?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 7:24 pm
by TheKeyToJoy
Millenhaal wrote:My bet is that the next flag will be that of Chicken Overlords, seeing as they are the largest region.

Mostly made of puppets.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 9:46 pm
by Lenlyvit
Well, this ought to prove interesting.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 9:48 pm
by Zorinitiee
I find this hilarious in all the wrong ways.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2023 1:33 am
by Honeydewistania
I've sent in the army, the navy, the coast guard, and everyone to reinforce my flags. Reinforced concrete poles, armed gourds, and flags kept behind blastproof glass to stop the flag thieves. you will NEVER get past our defenceß

PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2023 12:59 pm
by Furballland
I have expressed concerns about that crazy thief of flags.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2023 1:07 pm
by Bigpipstan
Does the flag thief also steal non flag like regional flags/logos?

PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2023 1:11 pm
by -Astoria-
Bigpipstan wrote:Does the flag thief also steal non flag like regional flags/logos?

> "non flag like regional flags"
:?:

PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2023 1:33 pm
by Bigpipstan
Like my regional "flag"

PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2023 1:43 pm
by Apexiala
I have been told my "Flag" isn't really a "Flag"... so maybe I'm safe?