You Can't Stop What's Coming (The Eternal Order)

[United Calanworie]

As much as I dislike Vavlar and TEO, i don't feel any sympathy for Lardyland. Lardyland has embassies with Raxulan Empire which is known for having a founder who is very blatantly Homophobic.

*Blatantly Christian you mean.

A person may be born with a greater susceptibility to homosexuality [...] That does not excuse the person’s choosing to sin by giving in to sinful desires. Just because a person is born with a greater susceptibility to fits of rage, that doesn’t make it right for him to give in to those desires [...] The same is true with a susceptibility to homosexuality.
[...]
The problem with homosexual attraction is that it is an attraction to something God has forbidden [...] The pervasive nature of sin causes us to see the world and our own actions through a warped perspective. [...] So, homosexual attraction does not always result in active, willful sin—there may not be a conscious choice to sin—but it springs from the sinful nature. Same-sex attraction is always, on some basic level, an expression of the fallen nature.

No, I'd call that blatantly homophobic.

[Rusticus I Damianus]

*Blatantly Christian you mean.

A person may be born with a greater susceptibility to homosexuality [...] That does not excuse the person’s choosing to sin by giving in to sinful desires. Just because a person is born with a greater susceptibility to fits of rage, that doesn’t make it right for him to give in to those desires [...] The same is true with a susceptibility to homosexuality.
[...]
The problem with homosexual attraction is that it is an attraction to something God has forbidden [...] The pervasive nature of sin causes us to see the world and our own actions through a warped perspective. [...] So, homosexual attraction does not always result in active, willful sin—there may not be a conscious choice to sin—but it springs from the sinful nature. Same-sex attraction is always, on some basic level, an expression of the fallen nature.

No, I'd call that blatantly homophobic.

Take it up with your Creator in Heaven, he made the rules, I didn't. I can't change them but I can choose to follow them, and I will do so whether it be the death of me or not. And furthermore I added sections to Chi Rho II explaining the whole thing about homophobia from the Christian perspective that I highly recommend that you read.

"Dei voluntas vel nihil." (God's will or nothing.)

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

No, I'd call that blatantly homophobic.

Take it up with your Creator in Heaven, he made the rules, I didn't. I can't change them but I can choose to follow them, and I will do so whether it be the death of me or not. And furthermore I added sections to Chi Rho II explaining the whole thing about homophobia from the Christian perspective that I highly recommend that you read.

"Dei voluntas vel nihil." (God's will or nothing.)

Quite frankly; if we are to follow your holy book literally; when do we stone those who work on the Sabbath, and when do we sell our first daughters into slavery?

On the topic of the Eternal Order...well, let's just say I don't wanna be banned for flaming.

[Rusticus I Damianus]

Take it up with your Creator in Heaven, he made the rules, I didn't. I can't change them but I can choose to follow them, and I will do so whether it be the death of me or not. And furthermore I added sections to Chi Rho II explaining the whole thing about homophobia from the Christian perspective that I highly recommend that you read.

"Dei voluntas vel nihil." (God's will or nothing.)

Quite frankly; if we are to follow your holy book literally; when do we stone those who work on the Sabbath, and when do we sell our first daughters into slavery?

New Testament.

[Improper Classifications]

Hey, guys, nothing wrong with having a discussion about Christians but if you could take it out of my region’s Gameplay thread and stick your comments in the dedicated Christian thread I’d appreciate it. Thanks.

[Angeloid Astraea]

Hey, guys, nothing wrong with having a discussion about Christians but if you could take it out of my region’s Gameplay thread and stick your comments in the dedicated Christian thread I’d appreciate it. Thanks.

Aw, I was just about to beat Rusty over the head with Matthew 7. Oh well!

I look forward to TEO's next report.

[United Villages Of Eisbutch]

The Crown returns

After a long harsh winter in the order with only local leaders leading the kingdom the castle doors open once again. King Nemphir walks out taking a breath of the air, his blades unsheathed and horse ready he rides into the world being a lone scout for his people. After days of riding the lone king finds a wasteland devoid of life and filled with undead and a necromancer ruling the lands, around the city were wooden walls and fields of dead warriors trying to free the lands only to be stabbed by a wardens banner. The king was disgusted that this would be defended so he set up a camp in the woods nearby and rested sending a pigeon with a note to his home knowing destiny would deliver it.

In a tavern back in the kingdom sat Ares the lord of the eternal knights waiting for the king to return when he hears a flapping in the window, the pigeon landed on the window seal delivering the king's note and he smirked understanding the orders given to him. He left the tavern and over the next few days gathered his knights to travel to the king in groups as two not dressed in their purple flared armor but as rouges. undercover and in masks the knights moved into the wasteland's lone kingdom and worked in the dead of night, unseen, and unheard to purify the land and dethrone the necromancer finally bringing peace and purity to the land before the wardens even had a chance to learn what happened.

the king satisfied with his works locked the castle doors and built new walls made of stone so that no one could enter leaving the kingdom to face its biggest foe yet, TIME.

THE ETERNAL KNIGHTS

♔King king nemphir II
♖Lord united villages of eisbutch
♘Eternal Knight improper classifications
♘Eternal Knight fletania
♘Eternal Knight gravie
♘Eternal Knight scott ards
♘Eternal Knight long eat on

the region of alterante has been enlightened by the bringer of peace and war the eternal order

[Cretanja]

Awesome job, friends!! :Heart Emoji:

[Lauderdalle]

Oh and Fascists United? Nice.

BAHAHHAHAHHAA

[Madjack]

I don't know what's going on, but it feels funny. Is it funny? Can anyone help out in explaining? Or in making puns based around this and the thread's name?

Captured in hd even though it appears to have been reversed now, shame.

[Angeloid Astraea]

They couldn't stop what came!

[Lord Dominator]

Proof that not all raids need to be long-term to be hilarious

[Wolfana]

A few short hours, down 1/3rd the population and yall had to clean up the mess from that party.

Proof that not all raids need to be long-term to be hilarious

I can confirm, I was cackling the entire time lol.

[Arstotskiano]

What came definitely did not stop.

[Draehaus]

The Eternal Order: Official Press Release from the Sage (of 22 days) Draehaus

Hello, friends of the Order! Today, I, the democratically elected Sage Draehaus of The Eternal Order, noticed a little bit of silliness and goofiness going on in about two thirds of the nations in our fine Eternal Order. Recognizing the danger of this silliness and goofiness, I unilaterally enacted ejections upon these two-thirds. You're welcome Rejected Realms!
Furthermore, I noticed some of our fine Regional Officers were caught up in this silliness and goofiness. I did as much as I could with my constitutionally-permitted Executive power, but unfortunately some of them came back later not until I formed a new government, though, made up of some non-silly or goofy people!
I did some more investigation and found some of the embassies we had to be pretty darn silly and goofy too. These embassies clearly needed to be closed! So that's precisely what I did. In fact, I made sure to close all the embassies, in case there was some silliness or goofiness I missed.
Unfortunately, Papa Nephmir saw us making sure his fine region was clean, and I guess he didn't like that? So now I'm chilling in this dude Improper Classifications' yard. Hope he doesn't mind.
Oh, and one last silly and goofy note: I've been around for a full 142 days! Isn't that a crazy little tidbit?

Well, folks, see you all next time! Hope you enjoyed our little foreign briefing

[Improper Classifications]

Don't worry, Sage Draehaus, I'll let you stay in my backyard for as long as you want.