Thneedville | WAR DECLARED (AGAIN)

[Nationalist Northumbria]

My fellow Thneedvillers,

We have come under attack from an enemy most would not even think capable of such a heinous deed: The League. Though they purport to be defenders, they have disrupted a Thneedville-led operation against the Islamic States. This aggression cannot and will not be allowed to stand. Unless The League submits to our demands, we will have no choice but to declare war on not only them, but their allies: The Order of the Grey Wardens, 10000 Islands, Europeia, The Mystical Alliance, Declansburg, and The Union of Democratic States.

Our demands are as follows:

1. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) formally apologises for banjecting me and falsely claiming credit for a Thneedville-led operation, as well as his related conduct.
2. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) stands down from any and all roles of responsibility in The League and does not accept any such office on any nation for a period of one (1) year.
3. The League give Thneedville full credit for leading the invasion of the Islamic States.
4. The League apologise for having wasting the Security Council's time with an unneeded liberation, even demanding that others withdraw their proposals so it could pass as quickly as possible, and then taking days to turn up while Thneedville forces arrived before the resolution had even passed.
5. The League rebrand as "The League (formerly The League of Conservative Nations)".

These demands are not extreme. They are incredibly generous on our part.

In addition, I am demanding a formal apology from League ally The Order of the Grey Wardens. One of their members, The Aituia, has sent me a telegram with the text 'Book in Serbian'. For those not aware, 'book' as it translates into Serbo-Croat sounds like the N-word, the most offensive racial slur in the English language. This is frankly disgusting and they should be ashamed of harbouring such individuals in their region.

We await The League's decision, for what they decide will mean either peace... or war.

Also, I forgot to give a time limit on the ultimatum. It's 24 hours from this post (as in, the one I am making now).

I am giving an update to the people of Thneedville and other regions - who are no doubt greatly concerned by the potential for war - on the state of our demands being met.

Quebecshire has discussed my intelligence while misspelling my name. The League is set to waste even more of the Security Council’s time with a repeal; if that gets to vote I will be demanding they make another, separate apology. Finally, there is no word from the Order of the Grey Wardens on the racial slur sent to me by one of their members.

[Dawn Denac]

Also, I forgot to give a time limit on the ultimatum. It's 24 hours from this post (as in, the one I am making now).

I am giving an update to the people of Thneedville and other regions - who are no doubt greatly concerned by the potential for war - on the state of our demands being met.

Quebecshire has discussed my intelligence while misspelling my name. The League is set to waste even more of the Security Council’s time with a repeal; if that gets to vote I will be demanding they make another, separate apology. Finally, there is no word from the Order of the Grey Wardens on the racial slur sent to me by one of their members.

Did you file a GHR for your issue with TGW (as per OSRS)?

Also, out of a morbid curiosity, what makes you believe the League or anyone mentioned needs to listen to this?

EDIT: Cleaning.

[Bovad]

My fellow Thneedvillers,

We have come under attack from an enemy most would not even think capable of such a heinous deed: The League. Though they purport to be defenders, they have disrupted a Thneedville-led operation against the Islamic States.

Defenders defend.

This aggression cannot and will not be allowed to stand. Unless The League submits to our demands, we will have no choice but to declare war on not only them, but their allies: The Order of the Grey Wardens, 10000 Islands, Europeia, The Mystical Alliance, Declansburg, and The Union of Democratic States.

I'm sure they're terrified of--checks notes--four nations.

Our demands are as follows:

[list]1. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) formally apologises for banjecting me and falsely claiming credit for a Thneedville-led operation, as well as his related conduct.

You made one bad post on their RMB.

2. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) stands down from any and all roles of responsibility in The League and does not accept any such office on any nation for a period of one (1) year.

For... Completing their regional mission?

3. The League give Thneedville full credit for leading the invasion of the Islamic States.

So you want them to lie to expand your own ego.

These demands are not extreme. They are incredibly generous on our part.

One of the largest regions on the site does not need your "generosity"

In addition, I am demanding a formal apology from League ally The Order of the Grey Wardens. One of their members, The Aituia, has sent me a telegram with the text 'Book in Serbian'. For those not aware, 'book' as it translates into Serbo-Croat sounds like the N-word, the most offensive racial slur in the English language. This is frankly disgusting and they should be ashamed of harbouring such individuals in their region.

Report him. It is not a passworded region, therefore they have no control over who joins

We await The League's decision, for what they decide will mean either peace... or war.

Like 5 of the regions youre threatening are in the top page of regions populationwise.

[Halsoni]

hehehehehehehe this is fucking funny

[Vavlar]

-snip-

Considering that you made a random ultimatum from a 5 nation region to a coalition of regions with well over 3,000 members, you're going to obviously loose.

[The Aituia]

To not risk anything, I have ejected myself from TGW. I also have posted another apology that no one cares in my new region. [I have also pinkie promised that I will not post anything in any regional rmbs or in an gameplay forum until 2024, end of that year.]

The TG was a personal one, not because of any defender-raider inflicts. But now, all I have to say is I apologize for this action.

[Sedgistan]

I am giving an update to the people of Thneedville and other regions - who are no doubt greatly concerned by the potential for war - on the state of our demands being met.

Quebecshire has discussed my intelligence while misspelling my name. The League is set to waste even more of the Security Council’s time with a repeal; if that gets to vote I will be demanding they make another, separate apology. Finally, there is no word from the Order of the Grey Wardens on the racial slur sent to me by one of their members.

Did you file a GHR for your issue with TGW (as per OSRS)?

He has not.

Throwing around accusations of rulebreaking, without actually reporting the alleged telegram, is borderline harassment.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Did you file a GHR for your issue with TGW (as per OSRS)?

He has not.

Throwing around accusations of rulebreaking, without actually reporting the alleged telegram, is borderline harassment.

Wow, I'm the one being accused of harassment? For... openly complaining about being sent a semi-disguised racial slur?

[Nationalist Northumbria]

My fellow Thneedvillers,

We have come under attack from an enemy most would not even think capable of such a heinous deed: The League. Though they purport to be defenders, they have disrupted a Thneedville-led operation against the Islamic States.

Defenders defend.

This aggression cannot and will not be allowed to stand. Unless The League submits to our demands, we will have no choice but to declare war on not only them, but their allies: The Order of the Grey Wardens, 10000 Islands, Europeia, The Mystical Alliance, Declansburg, and The Union of Democratic States.

I'm sure they're terrified of--checks notes--four nations.

Our demands are as follows:

[list]1. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) formally apologises for banjecting me and falsely claiming credit for a Thneedville-led operation, as well as his related conduct.

You made one bad post on their RMB.

2. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) stands down from any and all roles of responsibility in The League and does not accept any such office on any nation for a period of one (1) year.

For... Completing their regional mission?

3. The League give Thneedville full credit for leading the invasion of the Islamic States.

So you want them to lie to expand your own ego.

These demands are not extreme. They are incredibly generous on our part.

One of the largest regions on the site does not need your "generosity"

In addition, I am demanding a formal apology from League ally The Order of the Grey Wardens. One of their members, The Aituia, has sent me a telegram with the text 'Book in Serbian'. For those not aware, 'book' as it translates into Serbo-Croat sounds like the N-word, the most offensive racial slur in the English language. This is frankly disgusting and they should be ashamed of harbouring such individuals in their region.

Report him. It is not a passworded region, therefore they have no control over who joins

We await The League's decision, for what they decide will mean either peace... or war.

Like 5 of the regions youre threatening are in the top page of regions populationwise.

As your comments reveal, you do not know what has happened. I suggest reading one of the threads in the SC forum.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Did you file a GHR for your issue with TGW (as per OSRS)?

He has not.

Throwing around accusations of rulebreaking, without actually reporting the alleged telegram, is borderline harassment.

And apparently it isn't an accusation of rulebreaking, because having now reported it Moderation don't see anything wrong with telegramming someone the N-word in code.

[Free Algerstonia]

He has not.

Throwing around accusations of rulebreaking, without actually reporting the alleged telegram, is borderline harassment.

And apparently it isn't an accusation of rulebreaking, because having now reported it Moderation don't see anything wrong with telegramming someone the N-word in code.

it's because we're standing up to the league. they have connections, we need to fight back with everything we have. the silent majority sympathizes with thneedville

[Nationalist Northumbria]

And apparently it isn't an accusation of rulebreaking, because having now reported it Moderation don't see anything wrong with telegramming someone the N-word in code.

it's because we're standing up to the league. they have connections, we need to fight back with everything we have. the silent majority sympathizes with thneedville

Well, I wouldn’t go that far; the moderation team are perfectly capable of being wrong without any undue interference. I of course believe in freedom of speech, but as everyone will appreciate there is a difference between freedom of speech and what has occurred.

With but an hour to go I understand that the people of the world are now positively on the edge of their seats. Not necessarily with anticipation, but fear. What will a war between Thneedville and The League mean? Are they under threat? Their home regions? Well, I will not make untrue reassurances: fact is, this war will probably affect you.

[Improper Classifications]

I read exactly one post in your thread, and already I feel like whining that you should've called your regional citizens "Thnnedvillians".

[Bovad]

As your comments reveal, you do not know what has happened. I suggest reading one of the threads in the SC forum.

I have and they revealed nothing beyong what is plainly obvious.

[-Astoria-]

I read exactly one post in your thread, and already I feel like whining that you should've called your regional citizens "Thnnedvillians".

Thneedvillianites, if you will.

[Occidius]

With but an hour to go I understand that the people of the world are now positively on the edge of their seats. Not necessarily with anticipation, but fear. What will a war between Thneedville and The League mean? Are they under threat? Their home regions? Well, I will not make untrue reassurances: fact is, this war will probably affect you.

Well? C'mon, it's almost lunchtime, I need something to read.

[Drop Your Pants]

Well? C'mon, it's almost lunchtime, I need something to read.

He'll be one of the random WA's in The League who recently joined. NS espionage at its finest.

[New Rogernomics]

Thneedville will make a great trophy…..

From my experience of other regions that pop up to rage at other regions, I'd say a year or less to wait for that.

[The North Polish Union]

I certainly hope that the delay of several hours after the ultimatum's expiration is the result of The League et al entering into negotiations to meet the (very reasonable) demands of the mighty region of Thneedville as quickly as possible.

I look forward to Thneedville's proclamation of victory.

[The Ambis]

this is one of the best things I've ever read

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Our demands are unmet. Thneedville is left with no choice but to declare war on The League, The Order of the Grey Wardens, 10000 Islands, Europeia, The Mystical Alliance, Declansburg, and The Union of Democratic States.

[Free Algerstonia]

i have joined your region to participate in your struggle and i am currently arranging times to contact countless numbers of patriots throughout nationstates to fight for the common nations in a noble struggle against the elites

[GermanEmpire of kaisereich]

Our demands are unmet. Thneedville is left with no choice but to declare war on The League, The Order of the Grey Wardens, 10000 Islands, Europeia, The Mystical Alliance, Declansburg, and The Union of Democratic States.

You are literally declaring war on entire Regions that, unless I'm part of one of them, and I'm not even involved in it, whatever happened to you and your region, but declaring war on entire Regions is not the right thing to do. if you do, if you don't calm down and remove the declaration of war, you will be made war trophies for other nations.LOL
Signed:German Empire of Kaisereich, an innocent European nation(But doing dubious things,LOL)

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Our demands are unmet. Thneedville is left with no choice but to declare war on The League, The Order of the Grey Wardens, 10000 Islands, Europeia, The Mystical Alliance, Declansburg, and The Union of Democratic States.

You are literally declaring war on entire Regions that, unless I'm part of one of them, and I'm not even involved in it, whatever happened to you and your region, but declaring war on entire Regions is not the right thing to do. if you do, if you don't calm down and remove the declaration of war, you will be made war trophies for other nations.LOL
Signed:German Empire of Kaisereich, an innocent European nation(But doing dubious things,LOL)

Correction: your region will be made a war trophy for Thneedville.

[Pasybfic]

Our demands are unmet. Thneedville is left with no choice but to declare war on The League, The Order of the Grey Wardens, 10000 Islands, Europeia, The Mystical Alliance, Declansburg, and The Union of Democratic States.

I do have to ask at this time whether you are aware of the treaty networks involved with this undertaking.