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Yay! A GP thread from LWU :)

Horray, a beautiful thread for our beautiful furry friends

A bloodred moon

Leave it to Jo to do something refreshing.

oh nice, glad to see a GP thread from yall

Miravana wrote:Horray, a beautiful thread for our beautiful furry friends

projection much mira? we all know you're the beautiful furry in GP

Oh my god, there's more than just Jo in LWU.

This thread has taught me much.

I see LWU has embraced their origins as a top-secret defender organization

Emodea wrote:I see LWU has embraced their origins as a top-secret defender organization

As can be seen from their most recent target, LWU is obviously an RLA black ops front.

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At the major update of 18/09/2021, revolutionary elements in The Union of Rightwing Nations seized control over the region's major positions in silence, while counter-revolutionary forces were distracted by the classic "look, a bird!", leading to minimal resistance during the initial operation. Soon, Wolfist banners waved from the roofs and the Wolfist regime wasted no time seizing the means of the admin page. These brave revolutionaries were assisted by their comrades in the West Pacific during the update, and were soon joined by The Black Hawks, Thaecia, Eire Nua, the North Pacific and Revolutionary Insurrectionary Army. This coalition, inspired by the ideals of the Wolfist Manifesto, swiftly set to liberating the people of their chains. Which is to say, their embassies. All for the good of the people, of course.

By minor, there were 47 endorsements on the point nation, 22 from Lone Wolves United alone. Defenders, no doubt confident in their numbers, made an attempt at retaking the region. Yet the revolutionary spirit could not be broken, and so defenders did not succeed in oppressing the brave Wolfists. At the next two updates, they tried again and lost, after which they have apparently given up entirely. The operation currently stands at a comfortable 91 endorsements, a full third of which hail from Lone Wolves United.

The Revolutionary Vanguard from Lone Wolves United:
Khan A Bloodred Moon
Alpha Emeritus Elysium Station II
Kheshig General Kawaii
Kheshig Kasumi Yoshizawa
Wolf Torm

A truly successful revolution! A victory for the Comrades indeed. Big thanks to the defenders for making things interesting, though it is a slight disappointment to see you give up after 3 updates. Especially after hearing for months how overwhelming your dominance is. ^_^

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It was a truly tense election. In the dead of night, as the votes were counted, a silence descended upon the region of Trump America, with the whole region curious who would win. With but a minute to go before the final count, it looked like the incumbent delegate would win the seat for another 12-hour term. But as if out of nowhere, with but a few seconds to go, suddenly the votes for a new arrival came pouring in. In a close final vote, the incumbent delegate was defeated and a new regime was installed. Any concerns about voter importation, foreign meddling and even outright invasion were laid to rest swiftly by the new delegate using a long-term plan he described only as "the banhammer" (on this plan, the delegate reportedly claimed "It is the best plan, it's great. We have the best plans." Further questions surrounding the plan and what it meant were waved away), after which the region was stabilised. We are certain the region's native residents will soon find their surroundings much improved by the new banhammer-plan.

Evidence and fact-checks to the above report are not required. You can trust us. More on this story as it develops.

Following our successful revolution and 10-day occupation of the Union of Rightwing Nations, Lone Wolves United decided that a deserving candidate in the delegate election of Trump America could use a little help and in our benevolence, we made it happen. Using clean puppets that we created about a minute before update started and that determined spotters probably could've seen from a mile away had they bothered to look, we once more demonstrated our professionalism and tactical brilliance. It apparently escaped defenders' notice, so we consider it to be a great success and from now on will only found nations a minute before the jump. "But isn't that just an invasion if you use outside forces to seize control over the region?", you may ask. To which we, as responsible democratic representatives, can only say one thing: fake news.

I want a full audit of the previous week's endorsement records, and I want to make sure no illegals voted. Something is very wrong with the results here.

A Bloodred Moon wrote:Using clean puppets that we created about a minute before update started and that determined spotters probably could've seen from a mile away had they bothered to look, we once more demonstrated our professionalism and tactical brilliance. It apparently escaped defenders' notice

Oh nah, we saw them alright. We just let y'all have it since it’s a MAGA circlejerk region. Not many of us are really keen on defending a region based on a maniacal orange.

The region was already previously under the control of less experienced raiders (who you chose to curb-stomp, rather than help develop, surely not a commentary on the nature and health of your faction overall), so it's pretty undeniable that we had already decided against defending the place. Enjoy your participation trophy! It's hardly a victory worth anything else for ya.

Quebecshire wrote:The region was already previously under the control of less experienced raiders (who you chose to curb-stomp, rather than help develop, surely not a commentary on the nature and health of your faction overall), so it's pretty undeniable that we had already decided against defending the place. Enjoy your participation trophy! It's hardly a victory worth anything else for ya.

Whatever irrelevant raider group they replaced can hardly be considered relevant to the “raider faction”.

Comfed wrote:Whatever irrelevant raider group they replaced can hardly be considered relevant to the “raider faction”.

Look no further than right here, forum lurkers, to see why the raider faction has performed like absolute ass in the last 6-7 months.

At least you're not making any decisions for raiderdom, Comfed, because this type of attitude is a terrible one to have in terms of organization and faction health. Back in February, Libcord could've easily dismissed the LDF (at the time LCNAF) as irrelevant and useless, though unlike raiderdom, defenderdom knows how to accept new regions, regardless of perceived strength, into the faction. Which is why I'm super optimistic for what we might see out of Alvarez and Celtia one day!

Feel free to keep kicking noob/inexperienced raiders while they're down, though, raiders. You're only hurting your own faction.

Quebecshire wrote:The region was already previously under the control of less experienced raiders

Who?

Quebecshire wrote:The region was already previously under the control of less experienced raiders.

This is particularly funny to me because it happened right on the heels of their embarrassment in Union of Rightwing Nations.

Haganham wrote:

Quebecshire wrote:The region was already previously under the control of less experienced raiders.

This is particularly funny to me because it happened right on the heels of their embarrassment in Union of Rightwing Nations.

What embarrassment?

Nobody can name them, but don't you dare call them irrelevant!

RiderSyl wrote:Nobody can name them, but don't you dare call them irrelevant!

Defender-driven drama doctrine doesn't exactly care for facts, I fear.

Should a fellow crasher region come forward with complaints regarding who or what we raided, we would be happy to talk things out. Should a new raider organisation ask for aid on their operations, we are always willing to provide it. This drama is so non-existent I'm surprised someone even bothered trying to start it.

Speaking of facts...

Haganham wrote:This is particularly funny to me because it happened right on the heels of their embarrassment in Union of Rightwing Nations.

I am struggling really hard to figure out what you are referring to. Perhaps the defenders lowering their standards of a liberation to include "detag"? In that case you might be right, but that still seems a little out of context.

I mean raider conflict is more fun and fits raiderism far more than raider unity just as I think it would be entertaining if there was diplomatic between moralist and non-moralist defenders.

Comfed wrote:What embarrassment?

Possibly the fact that it took 3 raid attempts to finally hit a region few cared to defend anyway, including the comedic embrassment of Cesnica's attempt, which LWU attached itself to at the time as well.

Great Algerstonia wrote:just as I think it would be entertaining if there was diplomatic between moralist and non-moralist defenders.

What the fuck are you talking about?