Lone Wolves United - For Your Protection

by **Bhang Bhang Duc** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 1:00 am

Should we start putting Government health warnings on LWU/TWPAF?

by **Kool Kids Smoke** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:12 am

Fendas got broke off and discarded like a filter.

by **Bhang Bhang Duc** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 11:03 am

Looks like you’ve got another 12 hours. I’m expecting an update on how many defenders you smoked out this time.

by **Venico** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 11:49 am

Love seeing defenders fall over themselves and a ban hammer fall. Also killer theming for the raid. Keep it up brothers.

by **A Cigarette A Day Keeps The Doctor Away** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 12:21 pm

Another update and another victory for the revolution. This time another twenty some odd defenders stumbled into the region and 14 of them were banned. We ask that smokers not be alarmed by the banning of Big Tobacco, they were a wrecker sent by the tyrannical anti-tobacco coalition to sow discord among the proud pro-smoking soldiers in The philosophy zone. Glory to Cigarettes, Long Live Phillip Morris International, Start Smoking!

We are now up to 48 defenders banned.

Lone Wolves United - By the people, for the people

by **Scardino** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 12:39 pm

I am offended that fendas would masquerade as being pro tobacco.

Acting offended and whining about it means I win, right?

by **RiderSyl** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 12:41 pm

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:Should we start putting Government health warnings on LWU/TWPAF?

Those warnings should have been on them long before this :lol:

Scardino wrote:Acting offended and whining about it means I win, right?

Almost. Now you have to find a way to sanction them over it.

by **Chef Big Dog** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 12:42 pm

Scardino wrote:I am offended that fendas would masquerade as being pro tobacco.

Acting offended and whining about it means I win, right?

If there's one thing I've learned from playing NS it's that victory is in the eye of the beholder

by **Hulldom** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 5:28 pm

Is pipe smoking acceptable for Big Tobacco sponsored by LWU—For Your Protection?

by **Ikania** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 5:52 pm

When we win, first thing I’m doing is lighting up a dart. Export A Full. Green Death, no fucking around. When the raiders smoke, we have to smoke harder. I’m prescribing a pack of patriot sticks to every brave defender fighting the good fight. We’ll see who has the last puff!

by **RiderSyl** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:20 pm

Ikania wrote:When we win, first thing I’m doing is lighting up a dart. Export A Full. Green Death, no fucking around. When the raiders smoke, we have to smoke harder. I’m prescribing a pack of patriot sticks to every brave defender fighting the good fight. We’ll see who has the last puff!

So, it's a competition between raiders and defenders over who can create a more toxic atmosphere? :unsure:

by **Scardino** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 7:13 pm

Ikania wrote:When we win, first thing I’m doing is lighting up a dart. Export A Full. Green Death, no fucking around. When the raiders smoke, we have to smoke harder. I’m prescribing a pack of patriot sticks to every brave defender fighting the good fight. We’ll see who has the last puff!

This somehow managed to be a weaker response than the person who was complaining.

by **Gongantina** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 7:18 pm

Scardino wrote:
Ikania wrote:When we win, first thing I’m doing is lighting up a dart. Export A Full. Green Death, no fucking around. When the raiders smoke, we have to smoke harder. I’m prescribing a pack of patriot sticks to every brave defender fighting the good fight. We’ll see who has the last puff!

This somehow managed to be a weaker response than the person who was complaining.

this happens when fendas fail to lib a region 3 times straight, even though when they outnumber us

by **A Cigarette A Day Keeps The Doctor Away** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 11:35 pm

Ikania wrote:When we win, first thing I’m doing is lighting up a dart. Export A Full. Green Death, no fucking around. When the raiders smoke, we have to smoke harder. I’m prescribing a pack of patriot sticks to every brave defender fighting the good fight. We’ll see who has the last puff!

So it looks like this didn't age particularly well.

So called defenders tried yet again to extinguish the revolutionary flames of pro-smoking. 16 defenders moved in and 16 defenders were banned. 9 of them before the region finished updating. We're just at a loss for words at this point.

Lone Wolves United - We're not mad, just disappointed

by **Ikania** » Wed Nov 30, 2022 12:31 am

Clearly we need to smoke more darts. Anyone got a light?

by **Ever-Wandering Souls** » Wed Nov 30, 2022 9:37 am

Ikania wrote:Clearly we need to smoke more darts. Anyone got a light?

Edit: Another Victory for the Khanate.

by **New Astri** » Wed Nov 30, 2022 11:47 am

A Cigarette A Day Keeps The Doctor Away wrote:
Ikania wrote:When we win, first thing I’m doing is lighting up a dart. Export A Full. Green Death, no fucking around. When the raiders smoke, we have to smoke harder. I’m prescribing a pack of patriot sticks to every brave defender fighting the good fight. We’ll see who has the last puff!

So it looks like this didn't age particularly well.

So called defenders tried yet again to extinguish the revolutionary flames of pro-smoking. 16 defenders moved in and 16 defenders were banned. 9 of them before the region finished updating. We're just at a loss for words at this point.

Lone Wolves United - We're not mad, just disappointed

well, credit to them for not giving up on this one before they even tried

by **Orifna** » Wed Nov 30, 2022 11:51 am

(raises railgun steadily)

LWU is still bad.. no matter how much propaganda you guys spit out.

Wait

LWU propaganda.

Maybe an idea

(please dont raid me pls i beg you)

by **Ever-Wandering Souls** » Wed Nov 30, 2022 11:57 am

Orifna wrote:(raises railgun steadily)

LWU is still bad.. no matter how much propaganda you guys spit out.

Wait

LWU propaganda.

Maybe an idea

(please dont raid me pls i beg you)

What gave it away that they were evil? Was it the endorsement of cancer sticks, or the raiding?

by **Numero Capitan** » Wed Nov 30, 2022 12:04 pm

this is the most LWU thing in years and it warms the soul/lungs

by **Bhang Bhang Duc** » Wed Nov 30, 2022 12:20 pm

If I wasn’t WA tied I think I’d have a puppet piling in support of TWPAF. Has to be one of the blackest humour raids in yonks.

by **A Cigarette A Day Keeps The Doctor Away** » Wed Nov 30, 2022 12:55 pm

Libcord Fenda trying their first cigarette at minor update

Salutations smokers! I bring you grand news from the headquarters of the revolution: So called defenders failed again! 16 "liberators" jumped and again 16 were banned. Over the past two updates defenders gained a remarkable -2 endorsements on their point in the region. Defender carpetbaggers have even attempted to coopt the Big Tobacco Revolution by making puppets such as The Marlboro Man. Be advised smokers: If you see a tobacco puppet in Artificial Solar System they are not one of us! It is the enemy using underhanded tactics to try to deceive the people.

Also, we'd like to ask that Libcord stop using our motto "For Your Protection". We don't want people to associate us with your incompetence.

Ban Count: 88

Lone Wolves United - British American Tobacco is a completely moral company that has done no wrongs

by **Insomniac Roavin** » Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:56 pm

Numero Capitan wrote:this is the most LWU thing in years and it warms the soul/lungs

This. Truly, a breath of fresh(ish) air.

by **Dalavi** » Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:58 pm

Hulldom wrote:
Vando0sa wrote:We tried to raid stuff but we ended up doing not that.. but the dishes got done so Victory for Raider Unity today!

The real enemy of raider unity: that tough grime on the baking pan after lasagna night.

hehe i'm the reason that exists

by **Karputsk** » Wed Nov 30, 2022 2:09 pm

Feeling conflicted right now...

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