We'd like to note that we are, in fact, alive. We've been somewhat quiet on these forums since our record-breaking op in A Liberal Haven, which we are certain is for strategic reasons rather than laziness on our part. But we aren't inactive, on the contrary, we've been doing things, which I shall now bore- err, enlighten you with. Last things first (because chronological orders are confusing and we shall not use them), we raided Nova Historiae at major tonight, and provided assistance to The Black Hawks in their raid on Warzone Sandbox. We broke a 592-day and a 924-day streak in the same update, as well as our own turnout record - for this update, 14 LWU-affiliated updaters showed up, breaking our previous record of 12 updaters on the same night.
The cast of scholars writing new history:
Khan A Bloodred Moon
Il-Khan General Kawaii
Khalif Sidoneia
Alpha Emertius Green
Kheshig Yozhizawa Kasumi
Kheshig Gankands
Kheshig Rose Weisberg-Talleyrand
Late Wolf Syberis
Wolf Gregory Swan
Wolf Franfurter
Wolf Gangsang
Wolf Vandoosa
Wolf McMannia Whitehall
Wolf Six Feet Away
Khan A Bloodred Moon
Il-Khan General Kawaii
Khalif Sidoneia
Alpha Emertius Green
Kheshig Yozhizawa Kasumi
Kheshig Gankands
Kheshig Rose Weisberg-Talleyrand
Late Wolf Syberis
Wolf Gregory Swan
Wolf Franfurter
Wolf Gangsang
Wolf Vandoosa
Wolf McMannia Whitehall
Wolf Six Feet Away
However, we've been doing more things over the past month and a half or so since we reported on A Liberal Haven. Because I need to pad out my report to make it seem like I'm saying something important, we will report on it here. Firstly, we provided support to our friends in The Brotherhood of Malice for their operation in The Mystical Council (you can't really have missed that one), where we brought close to 50 pilers. Which is neat, and is also a good excuse to explain what we were busy doing for the majority of February. Then, on the minor update of 26/02/2022, LWU stopped by The Islands of Smead during a training raid, before being informed the region would not be defended. We decorated it, held it, then got bored and decided we'd move on to do something else instead, so we hit Furry Antifascist Alliance on the major of 27/02/2022, sent out a ping and waited until minor to see if we could ban some defenders. Technical difficulties ensued, the region was liberated, so we moved on to raid The Region of Warsaw during another training raid on 03/03/2022. Unfortunately the founder returned, but we still had a good time and we got to promote several participants.
We're certain a longer and slightly more coherent update on our recent activities will be coming to an embassy near you shortly, once we get to writing it. We're certain it will include the stale memes, lame jokes and half-hearted puns we are beloved for, but for now this was our brief update.
