Pictured: GAer Secretary-General hopefuls
Dear General Assembly,
You say Murderers Get Nothing, and yet the GA regularly murders National Sovereignty. Curious.
As such, Lone Wolves United has decided to protect our self-determination and national sovereignty, the only kind of sovereignty. Joined by our Comrades in The West Pacific Armed Forces, we have once again struck a severe blow to the satanic pig dog elite that runs the so-called “General Assembly”. We set our eyes upon the strangely named proposal “Murderers Get Nothing”, a highly flawed proposal mostly due to the fact that it is a GA proposal. There are most certainly other things wrong with the text, we just haven’t read it.
Anyways, we set out on our great quest for national sovereignty. Naturally, we were very quiet and stealthy about our preparations for this operation, and so Defenders could not possibly have prepared for our great operation. The defender horde, consisting of two whole defenders awaited us for this epic clash. We won using tight triggers, great timing and perfect coordination.
At some point we missed a target due to the fact our point was banned, upon which Khan Chef Big Dog immediately moved to demote them for incompetence. Il-Khan Chef Big Dog then proceeded to make up for his mistake and was instantly promoted back to Khan. Congratulations to him!
The rest of the night was remarkably uneventful. We’d like to thank Concrete Slab is Jesus 47 for valiantly serving as our point before having to leave for reasons. We won’t be crediting them on the report but we appreciated their enthusiasm nevertheless.
At the end, having long done away with archaic concepts such as “triggering” or “having the slightest clue where update was”, we decided to simply squat it out in United Democratic Nations.
Khalif Red Crest
Taishi A Bloodred Moon
Kheshig Hyperwolf
Kheshig The Sea of Shadows
Wolf Maukto
Sailing Master Giovanniland
Boatswain Fujai
Striker First Class Noton Mast
Crewman Nouveauterra
Crewman Montrandec