this is what hungry wolf cubs look like
so yesterday i went to lazarus again to visit the nice fat man again and maybe get some food and the guard director there was planning a raid and i think the guard director is a fan of wolves idk (he has all the merch) but since im a very accomplished raider with at least 6 gcr raids i decided to help them also the fat man wasnt home yet and i was famished and also i havent made dad proud in a while and also air is where birds live and many of them are meaniebutts (but edible meaniebutts)
so we raided warzone airspace and there was a little bit of food (it was a fenda spaghetti lizard which wasnt the most tasty but its ok because i will visit tubbius later anyway and also maybe i can take some other stuff because i still owe him for that carpet)
BUT THEN I GOT MAD
there was a fire chicken there and that doesnt even make sense because this is airspace and chickens cant fly so that was wrong already but then the fire chicken gave me a hug and it was nice and warm and i almost let my guard drop because it smelled good and even though chickens are not my favorite food which is deer they are better than owls which are even more meaniebutts than normal birds (the lazarus bird thingies are ok probably because the naked raid point they had before tubbs was nice) so i wanted to have another hug and maybe eat it but then the meaniebutt fire chicken said she ate my dad which is impossible because wolves are much stronger than chickens (even fire chickens) and especially dad is stronger because he has been under fire many times)
the raid point (which was the wolf fan guard director) banned the fire chicken which is good but then let her back in and THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE AROO*yelp*
that called for revenge but i needed an army so i asked the ship island from the pacific for help because the pacific is condemned so they must be good raiders even though they let me raid them that one time and after brief negotiations which involved a lot of ducks for some reason which are also birds but at least not chickens or owls the pacific people were very eager to help. it didnt work though because of a shortage of numbers (i think they once had a small dispute with lazarus over "tax furs" or something and the jungle cat from there said lazarus is cursed for them) but anyway i talked to the raid point again and offered him to put in a good word with dad so he can become a real lone wolf united someday and he accepted those terms and so we then put the fire-chicken on trial and found guilty and the wolf larper raid point guy banjected her
i hereby declare this region to be a fire-chicken-free zone!!!!!! AROOOOO*yelp*
the fire chicken is banjected and also the fire chicken is now a huge meaniebutt like altinsane is (and altinsane is a giant meaniebutt).
i hope dad will be proud of me again for this because i know he doesnt like chickens either though he did once say he likes chicks which is weird because baby chickens are chickens too but dad didnt want to explain it until im older and my uncle just laughed so i dont know whats up there but maybe now that i have this many raids done he will explain it to me especially now that he must be very proud of me or at least i hope
