Embassy of Laz - Our NEW CORPORATE OVERLORDS

[Xoriet]

*boots Jar*

Let Lazarus annex it instead.

You're no fun.

That's "Senator Funkiller" to you.

[Jar Wattinree]

You're no fun.

That's "Senator Funkiller" to you.

Phoex

[Klaus Devestatorie]

Good times.

[Laz Machine]

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Statement from the RIGHTFUL government of Laz on the DIRTY CHEATING WOLVES
Laz/Spacetime Union of Laz

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Inferior nations of the rest of the world that is not Laz,

You may have noticed that our region has been brutally taken over. We are not sure who has done this because we have not really lokkied into it at all, but we are 100% certain that it is entirely the fault of the WOLVES.

The WOLVES, who meddle with elections and overthrow the RIGHTFUL governments ruled by the NATIVES, are PURE EVIL. We are EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED but SURPRISED that the wolves have decided to do this.

Therefore, we are temporarily relocating to the region known as "Spacetime Union of Laz". We would be DELIGHTED if you were to join, but REST ASSURED that we will swiftly defeat the WOLVES and retake our region.

We would actually do something, but the truth is we have no idea what we are doing.

IN CONCLUSION, death to the WOLVES.

That is all.

- Laz Machine

This statement is also available in DISPATCH FORMAT.

[Rabbitz]

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Statement from the RIGHTFUL government of Laz on the DIRTY CHEATING WOLVES
Laz

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Inferior nations of the rest of the world that is not Laz,

You may have noticed that our region has been brutally taken over. We are not sure who has done this because we have not really lokkied into it at all, but we are 100% certain that it is entirely the fault of the WOLVES.

The WOLVES, who meddle with elections and overthrow the RIGHTFUL governments ruled by the NATIVES, are PURE EVIL. We are EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED but SURPRISED that the wolves have decided to do this.

Therefore, we are temporarily relocating to the region known as "Spacetime Union of Laz". We would be DELIGHTED if you were to join, but REST ASSURED that we will swiftly defeat the WOLVES and retake our region.

We would actually do something, but the truth is we have no idea what we are doing.

IN CONCLUSION, death to the WOLVES.

That is all.

- Laz Machine

There has already been a wolf-themed coup in the actual Lazarus.
I give it a 1/10 for originality.
NEXT!

[Laz Machine]

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Statement from the RIGHTFUL government of Laz on the DIRTY CHEATING WOLVES
Laz

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Inferior nations of the rest of the world that is not Laz,

You may have noticed that our region has been brutally taken over. We are not sure who has done this because we have not really lokkied into it at all, but we are 100% certain that it is entirely the fault of the WOLVES.

The WOLVES, who meddle with elections and overthrow the RIGHTFUL governments ruled by the NATIVES, are PURE EVIL. We are EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED but SURPRISED that the wolves have decided to do this.

Therefore, we are temporarily relocating to the region known as "Spacetime Union of Laz". We would be DELIGHTED if you were to join, but REST ASSURED that we will swiftly defeat the WOLVES and retake our region.

We would actually do something, but the truth is we have no idea what we are doing.

IN CONCLUSION, death to the WOLVES.

That is all.

- Laz Machine

There has already been a wolf-themed coup in the actual Lazarus.
I give it a 1/10 for originality.
NEXT!

"Lazarus"? What is this "Lazarus"?

[Laz y]

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Statement from the RIGHTFUL government of Laz on the DIRTY CHEATING WOLVES
Laz/Spacetime Union of Laz

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Inferior nations of the rest of the world that is not Laz,

You may have noticed that our region has been brutally taken over. We are not sure who has done this because we have not really lokkied into it at all, but we are 100% certain that it is entirely the fault of the WOLVES.

The WOLVES, who meddle with elections and overthrow the RIGHTFUL governments ruled by the NATIVES, are PURE EVIL. We are EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED but SURPRISED that the wolves have decided to do this.

Therefore, we are temporarily relocating to the region known as "Spacetime Union of Laz". We would be DELIGHTED if you were to join, but REST ASSURED that we will swiftly defeat the WOLVES and retake our region.

We would actually do something, but the truth is we have no idea what we are doing.

IN CONCLUSION, death to the WOLVES.

That is all.

- Laz Machine

This statement is also available in DISPATCH FORMAT.

You thought it was the wolves but actually it was The Hawks

[New Rogernomics]

You thought it was the wolves but actually it was The Hawks

It is entertaining that their "cause" of toppling Lazarus was so important that they let their founder nation CTE, and now they are complaining that they were raided.

I guess the The Black Hawks and Lone Wolves United are going to have to put out trigger warnings every time a region is raided due to inactivity.*

*"We are sorry to inform you that your region was raided. Here is a band aid and a lollypop."

[Ikania]

Staying out of this one.

[The Python]

Howl.

[Laz Machine]

You thought it was the wolves but actually it was The Hawks

LIES! You PRETEND to be innocent birds of prey, but you are REALLY a WOLF though and through.

You thought it was the wolves but actually it was The Hawks

It is entertaining that their "cause" of toppling Lazarus was so important that they let their founder nation CTE, and now they are complaining that they were raided.

I guess the The Black Hawks and Lone Wolves United are going to have to put out trigger warnings every time a region is raided due to inactivity.*

*"We are sorry to inform you that your region was raided. Here is a band aid and a lollypop."

We have had our RIGHT TO REGIONAL SOVEREIGNTY infringed upon by the WOLVES. The fact that your flag is a MAMMAL, which is the same category a WOLF is in, indicates that you are one of the LOATHSOME WOLVES and you must be DEPOSED.

[Wascoitan]

We have had our RIGHT TO REGIONAL SOVEREIGNTY infringed upon by the WOLVES.

idk infringing upon regional sovereignty seems pretty good to me, maybe these wolves aren't that bad.

[OH YEAH MR KRABS]

You thought it was the wolves but actually it was The Hawks

LIES! You PRETEND to be innocent birds of prey, but you are REALLY a WOLF though and through.

It is entertaining that their "cause" of toppling Lazarus was so important that they let their founder nation CTE, and now they are complaining that they were raided.

I guess the The Black Hawks and Lone Wolves United are going to have to put out trigger warnings every time a region is raided due to inactivity.*

*"We are sorry to inform you that your region was raided. Here is a band aid and a lollypop."

We have had our RIGHT TO REGIONAL SOVEREIGNTY infringed upon by the WOLVES. The fact that your flag is a MAMMAL, which is the same category a WOLF is in, indicates that you are one of the LOATHSOME WOLVES and you must be DEPOSED.

Thank you for Osi lol

EDIT: And Spacetime Union of Laz

[Laz Machine]

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A STATEMENT on Certain Matters Pertaining to our NEW WOLF OVERLORDS
Laz/Khanate of Laz

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Inferior nations of the rest of the world that is not Laz,

An AMUSING INCIDENT occurred recently that we would like to recount to you. We were sitting in our IMPENETRABLE SPACE FORTRESS sipping peacefully on our GREEN TEA when our Archbishops told us of some visitors who wanted to present us with a PETITION. Naturally with our eternal generosity we GAVE THEM OUR EAR, which is when they walked in. The first was a cat, so small as to seem to be a KITTEN, but with the gleam in his eye of a PSYCHOTIC KILLING INSTINCT more suitable for an adult cat. The second was a SHEEP. The third was a MYSTERIOUS STRANGER who was described by the palace guards as "FUNKY".

They described to us how many of our government officials were CONSPIRING to COUP THE GOVERNMENT and that it was probable that they were going to STRIKE at ANY MOMENT. They also described how the people of Laz had ELECTED THEM to be the PETTY ELECTED OFFICIALS of Laz. When we asked how, they simply gestured towards BOATS in the harbour containing SHIPPING CONTAINERS of individuals with BALLOTS IN HAND and told us that they were NOT IMPORTED.

We were obviously GREATLY CONCERNED at the coup threat. Luckily, they then transformed into ZOMBIES and took over the government to SAVE US FROM THE COUP. We were happy with this. HOWEVER, it later became apparent that the ZOMBIES seemed to have demeanour similar to... A DIRTY VILE CHEATING WOLF of the sort that was OCCUPYING OUR TRUE HOMELAND of Laz. We obviously decided to CONFRONT THEM, but they presented us with a pamphlet on the FUNDAMENTAL TENETS OF WOLFISM and we realized the obvious correctness of their actions, despite the shipping-container (NOT IMPORTED) voters who were FLEEING EN MASSE.

THE POINT OF THIS is to welcome our new wolf overlords - the current Khan is the AFOREMENTIONED CAT with a psychotic killing instinct. We also have this GRAPHIC DESIGNER PERSON in the palace who seems to be ANNOYED at the way the sheep talks. WE ARE SURE THAT THIS IS NOTHING.

ALL HAIL Laz's new WOLF OVERLORDS and the ALMIGHTY KHANATE OF LAZ.

That is all.

- Laz Machine

This statement is also available in DISPATCH FORMAT.

[Laz Machine]

OF NOTE - we have abandoned WOLFKHANATEISM for CORPORATISM. ADDITIONALLY, we have PERFECTED a recruitment telegram. NATIONS WISHING TO BE RECRUITED should inquire in this thread.