Laz - The Best Green Region

by **Laz Machine** » Sun Dec 27, 2020 9:59 am

Laz
The Best Green Region.

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Chief Elder	Laz Machine
Delegate	-

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Welcome to the NSGP forum embassy of Laz, the best region you'll ever see, hear, smell, taste, feel, or detect with your demonic sixth sense! Even better than those no-good corporate types at Lazarus, whom we are very much not, thank you. We are a thriving democracy ruled with an iron fist by Chief Elder Laz Machine, glory to his name!

Want to be brutally oppressed by our freedom-loving dictators? Join us today!

Vote in the latest Laz poll today.

by **Tinhampton** » Sun Dec 27, 2020 10:01 am

Who may we know Laz Machine better as, pray tell?

by **Mecha Bavarian** » Sun Dec 27, 2020 12:32 pm

Am i blind? I can not see any poll.

by **Laz Machine** » Sun Dec 27, 2020 3:34 pm

Mecha Bavarian wrote:Am i blind? I can not see any poll.

That link is always up there.

Tinhampton wrote:Who may we know Laz Machine better as, pray tell?

No one. You will remember nothing.

by **New Rogernomics** » Mon Dec 28, 2020 2:54 pm

Laz Machine wrote:[...]Even better than those no-good corporate types at Lazarus, whom we are very much not, thank you.

That's what all off-brand knockoffs say.

by **Laz Machine** » Wed Jan 13, 2021 4:20 pm

Imperial Degree from the Iguana-in-Chief
Laz

Inferior nations of the rest of the world that is not Laz,
For far too long regions in nationstates have recruited nations in wimpy ways like “recruitment telegrams” or “adspam” or “threatening to coup one’s favorite GCR”. This has changed.

Effective immediately, we will now require that nations who’s names start with the letters A through J move to the region. This is mandatory. Those who refuse to comply will be subject to the Punishment which we cannot name, but totally exists.

That is all.

- Laz Machine

by **Wayneactia** » Fri Jan 15, 2021 6:25 pm

So when is your region scheduled to be couped by the NPO?

by **Laz Machine** » Fri Jan 15, 2021 6:31 pm

Wayneactia wrote:So when is your region scheduled to be couped by the NPO?

At some point.

by **Jar Wattinree** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:07 pm

Sad.

Excellent security measures, though, preemptively banning because the lolzy embassy offer was rejected.

by **Laz Machine** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:11 pm

Jar Wattinree wrote:Sad.
(Image)
Excellent security measures, though, preemptively banning because the lolzy embassy offer was rejected.

Rejecting an embassy request is a criminal offence in Laz, as an insult to the green realm. On the other hand, if we changed our theme to NPO-sponsored coup for one week, would you accept?

by **Jar Wattinree** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:36 pm

Laz Machine wrote:
Jar Wattinree wrote:Sad.
(Image)
Excellent security measures, though, preemptively banning because the lolzy embassy offer was rejected.

Rejecting an embassy request is a criminal offence in Laz, as an insult to the green realm. On the other hand, if we changed our theme to NPO-sponsored coup for one week, would you accept?

Most tempting but for that you'll need to speak to the duck in charge.

by **Xoriet** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:17 pm

Wayneactia wrote:So when is your region scheduled to be couped by the NPO?

I figure when the guy CTEs that Jo or another R/D savvy Lazarene will take it instead.

by **The Church of Satan** » Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:25 am

I'm not the only one that sees the Lazarus and LWU influences in their flag, right?

by **The Moonstar** » Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:51 am

The Church of Satan wrote:I'm not the only one that sees the Lazarus and LWU influences in their flag, right?

That's obviously a dragon trying to eat Erinor.

by **Durm** » Tue Jan 26, 2021 3:40 am

Best forum thread name ever. :clap:

by **Kandorith** » Tue Jan 26, 2021 3:49 am

OK this was better than I expected. :rofl:

by **Laz Machine** » Thu Mar 11, 2021 5:52 pm

The New Laz Order
Laz

Inferior nations of the rest of the world that is not Laz,

Tyranny has been deposed. Ever onward towards peace, strength, and prosperity in our time! Onward in the glorious march to Laz Harmony! Hail the New Laz Order!

That is all.

- Laz Machine

by **Xoriet** » Thu Mar 11, 2021 5:56 pm

...you themed yourself after the NLO? What’s next, Khanate theme?

by **The Python** » Thu Mar 11, 2021 5:59 pm

*coups Laz*

by **Great Algerstonia** » Thu Mar 11, 2021 6:08 pm

Xoriet wrote:...you themed yourself after the NLO? What’s next, Khanate theme?

awfully convenient that you reply to this three minutes after the announcement

#XorietConspiracy

by **Laz Machine** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 8:03 am

Xoriet wrote:...you themed yourself after the NLO? What’s next, Khanate theme?

Possibly, or maybe a PRL theme.

by **Jar Wattinree** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 3:18 pm

Heya Xor I’ve never annexed a region before but this looks to be the perfect place to start!

by **Ikania** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 4:58 pm

There's something familiar about all this...

by **Xoriet** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 4:59 pm

Jar Wattinree wrote:Heya Xor I’ve never annexed a region before but this looks to be the perfect place to start!

*boots Jar*

Let Lazarus annex it instead.

by **Jar Wattinree** » Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:18 pm

Xoriet wrote:
Jar Wattinree wrote:Heya Xor I’ve never annexed a region before but this looks to be the perfect place to start!

*boots Jar*

Let Lazarus annex it instead.

You're no fun.

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