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Laz Machine
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Founded: Dec 26, 2020
Ex-Nation

Laz - The Best Green Region

Postby Laz Machine » Sun Dec 27, 2020 9:59 am

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Laz
The Best Green Region.
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Chief ElderLaz Machine
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Join or else!
Hail the New Laz Order!
More to come...

Welcome to the NSGP forum embassy of Laz, the best region you'll ever see, hear, smell, taste, feel, or detect with your demonic sixth sense! Even better than those no-good corporate types at Lazarus, whom we are very much not, thank you. We are a thriving democracy ruled with an iron fist by Chief Elder Laz Machine, glory to his name!

Want to be brutally oppressed by our freedom-loving dictators? Join us today!

Vote in the latest Laz poll today.
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Tinhampton
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Founded: Oct 05, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Tinhampton » Sun Dec 27, 2020 10:01 am

Who may we know Laz Machine better as, pray tell? :P
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Mecha Bavarian
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Posts: 63
Founded: Nov 08, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Mecha Bavarian » Sun Dec 27, 2020 12:32 pm

Am i blind? I can not see any poll.
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
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Laz Machine
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Founded: Dec 26, 2020
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Postby Laz Machine » Sun Dec 27, 2020 3:34 pm

Mecha Bavarian wrote:Am i blind? I can not see any poll.

That link is always up there.
Tinhampton wrote:Who may we know Laz Machine better as, pray tell? :P

No one. You will remember nothing.
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New Rogernomics
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Posts: 9238
Founded: Aug 22, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Rogernomics » Mon Dec 28, 2020 2:54 pm

Laz Machine wrote:[...]Even better than those no-good corporate types at Lazarus, whom we are very much not, thank you.
That's what all off-brand knockoffs say. :p

Holds silly opinions on some things, and likes animals of all kinds, including the scary ones.
Pro: Individualism, Humanism, Human Rights, Internationalism & Free Markets, Democracy, Decentralization, Treaty of Sèvres, Free Hong Kong.
Against: Social Conservatism, Religious Extremism, Extreme Nationalism, Racism, Homo/Trans phobia, Authoritarianism.

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Laz Machine
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Founded: Dec 26, 2020
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Imperial Degree

Postby Laz Machine » Wed Jan 13, 2021 4:20 pm

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Imperial Degree from the Iguana-in-Chief
Laz



Inferior nations of the rest of the world that is not Laz,
For far too long regions in nationstates have recruited nations in wimpy ways like “recruitment telegrams” or “adspam” or “threatening to coup one’s favorite GCR”. This has changed.

Effective immediately, we will now require that nations who’s names start with the letters A through J move to the region. This is mandatory. Those who refuse to comply will be subject to the Punishment which we cannot name, but totally exists.

That is all.

- Laz Machine
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Wayneactia
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Founded: Aug 01, 2014
New York Times Democracy

Postby Wayneactia » Fri Jan 15, 2021 6:25 pm

So when is your region scheduled to be couped by the NPO?

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Laz Machine
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Founded: Dec 26, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Laz Machine » Fri Jan 15, 2021 6:31 pm

Wayneactia wrote:So when is your region scheduled to be couped by the NPO?

At some point.
Laz - The Best Green Region!

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Jar Wattinree
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Founded: Dec 14, 2016
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Jar Wattinree » Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:07 pm

Sad.
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Excellent security measures, though, preemptively banning because the lolzy embassy offer was rejected.
Tribune of the New Pacific Order
November 28, 2018
Senator of Admissions and Personnel
February 28, 2021

  • Governor of Province Ardere
  • Praetorian of the New Pacific Order
  • Council Elder of St Abbaddon
  • Game Warden of Forest
A 14.4 - 3.7 civilization, according to this index.


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Laz Machine
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Founded: Dec 26, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Laz Machine » Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:11 pm

Jar Wattinree wrote:Sad.
(Image)
Excellent security measures, though, preemptively banning because the lolzy embassy offer was rejected.

Rejecting an embassy request is a criminal offence in Laz, as an insult to the green realm. On the other hand, if we changed our theme to NPO-sponsored coup for one week, would you accept?
Laz - The Best Green Region!

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Jar Wattinree
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Founded: Dec 14, 2016
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Jar Wattinree » Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:36 pm

Laz Machine wrote:
Jar Wattinree wrote:Sad.
(Image)
Excellent security measures, though, preemptively banning because the lolzy embassy offer was rejected.

Rejecting an embassy request is a criminal offence in Laz, as an insult to the green realm. On the other hand, if we changed our theme to NPO-sponsored coup for one week, would you accept?

Most tempting but for that you'll need to speak to the duck in charge.
Tribune of the New Pacific Order
November 28, 2018
Senator of Admissions and Personnel
February 28, 2021

  • Governor of Province Ardere
  • Praetorian of the New Pacific Order
  • Council Elder of St Abbaddon
  • Game Warden of Forest
A 14.4 - 3.7 civilization, according to this index.


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Xoriet
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Posts: 1877
Founded: Jun 08, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Xoriet » Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:17 pm

Wayneactia wrote:So when is your region scheduled to be couped by the NPO?

I figure when the guy CTEs that Jo or another R/D savvy Lazarene will take it instead.
Senator of Diplomatic Affairs of the New Pacific Order

In secret silence
Practiced violence
Name the damned
Gravitating around the fire
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The Church of Satan
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Founded: Apr 15, 2013
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby The Church of Satan » Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:25 am

I'm not the only one that sees the Lazarus and LWU influences in their flag, right? :P
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The Moonstar
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Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Moonstar » Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:51 am

The Church of Satan wrote:I'm not the only one that sees the Lazarus and LWU influences in their flag, right? :P

That's obviously a dragon trying to eat Erinor.
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Durm
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Founded: Jun 16, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Durm » Tue Jan 26, 2021 3:40 am

Best forum thread name ever. :clap:

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Kandorith
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Kandorith » Tue Jan 26, 2021 3:49 am

OK this was better than I expected. :rofl:
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Laz Machine
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Postby Laz Machine » Thu Mar 11, 2021 5:52 pm

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The New Laz Order
Laz



Inferior nations of the rest of the world that is not Laz,

Tyranny has been deposed. Ever onward towards peace, strength, and prosperity in our time! Onward in the glorious march to Laz Harmony! Hail the New Laz Order!

That is all.

- Laz Machine
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Xoriet
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Founded: Jun 08, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Xoriet » Thu Mar 11, 2021 5:56 pm

...you themed yourself after the NLO? What’s next, Khanate theme?
Senator of Diplomatic Affairs of the New Pacific Order

In secret silence
Practiced violence
Name the damned
Gravitating around the fire
That burns the sand

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The Python
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Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Python » Thu Mar 11, 2021 5:59 pm

*coups Laz*
Card Farmer and defender. Nation mostly represents RL views. AKA Apatosaurus. Proud member of the Poop Squad.
For: Universal healthcare, UBI, Gun Control, Democratic Socialism, Pacifism, Human and animal rights, Political Freedom etc.
Against: Fascism, Authoritarianism, One-party states, Racism, Militarism, War, Donald Trump, Nationalism, Conservatism, Abortion, Animal abuse, Slaughterhouses etc.
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Great Algerstonia
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Founded: Mar 21, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Great Algerstonia » Thu Mar 11, 2021 6:08 pm

Xoriet wrote:...you themed yourself after the NLO? What’s next, Khanate theme?

awfully convenient that you reply to this three minutes after the announcement

#XorietConspiracy
I don't like sand.

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Laz Machine
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Founded: Dec 26, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Laz Machine » Fri Mar 12, 2021 8:03 am

Xoriet wrote:...you themed yourself after the NLO? What’s next, Khanate theme?

Possibly, or maybe a PRL theme.
Laz - The Best Green Region!

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Jar Wattinree
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Founded: Dec 14, 2016
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Jar Wattinree » Fri Mar 12, 2021 3:18 pm

Heya Xor I’ve never annexed a region before but this looks to be the perfect place to start!
Tribune of the New Pacific Order
November 28, 2018
Senator of Admissions and Personnel
February 28, 2021

  • Governor of Province Ardere
  • Praetorian of the New Pacific Order
  • Council Elder of St Abbaddon
  • Game Warden of Forest
A 14.4 - 3.7 civilization, according to this index.


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Ikania
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Founded: Jun 28, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ikania » Fri Mar 12, 2021 4:58 pm

There's something familiar about all this...
Nesapo.
Costa Fierro wrote:hope you get hit by a bus you cancerous piece of shit
Kamchastkia wrote:Piece of fucking shit
Kill yourself
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:You're historically illiterate and a piece of shit human
I am promising you that if I ever get ahold of you, I will cripple or kill you.
New World Oceania wrote:I wish you weren't such a straight up goddamn fucking idiot
go fuck yourself
94 Block wrote:But you can go fuck yourself, ungrateful cunt.
Cameron Romefeller wrote:you knuckle dragging fuckstick from a backwater gcr
Canton Empire wrote:You are a scumbag who deserves a special spot in hell for what you do
Big Bad Badger wrote:Ike, the petulant child act is getting old.

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Xoriet
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Founded: Jun 08, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Xoriet » Fri Mar 12, 2021 4:59 pm

Jar Wattinree wrote:Heya Xor I’ve never annexed a region before but this looks to be the perfect place to start!

*boots Jar*

Let Lazarus annex it instead.
Senator of Diplomatic Affairs of the New Pacific Order

In secret silence
Practiced violence
Name the damned
Gravitating around the fire
That burns the sand

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Jar Wattinree
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Posts: 1198
Founded: Dec 14, 2016
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Jar Wattinree » Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:18 pm

Xoriet wrote:
Jar Wattinree wrote:Heya Xor I’ve never annexed a region before but this looks to be the perfect place to start!

*boots Jar*

Let Lazarus annex it instead.

You're no fun.
Tribune of the New Pacific Order
November 28, 2018
Senator of Admissions and Personnel
February 28, 2021

  • Governor of Province Ardere
  • Praetorian of the New Pacific Order
  • Council Elder of St Abbaddon
  • Game Warden of Forest
A 14.4 - 3.7 civilization, according to this index.


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