HI DAD I WON GAMEPLAYER OF THE YEAR notice me please

[Evil Cub]

hi so this is the first time i give an acceptance speech and i havent done this before so i asked wikihow how to do it and the first thing it said was "dont plan to wing it" which is perfect because im not a MEANIEBUTT bird (wolves dont have wings we have fangs which are more dangerous also we run fast) so i was voted to be gameplayer of the year because i did many very important things and also me announcing that i raided 6 GCRs also got second place in the best thread category

ok so heres what i did

first i raided 6 GCRs and not even dad has done that and especially not at the same time which is why i think hes maybe proud of me i hope (he voted for me so i think hes proud but im not sure)

and i also started the lwu to redirect to back home and made an embassy with lazarus and that was based on very intense negotiations with the pretend lady there (i can be a politician too just like dad) and this was a good deal for us at home because now with the embassy i can get food from the nice fat man there and in exchange i promised to not raid lazarus again (not that i would because tubbius is nice but i didnt say that because this is how politicians get what they want)

also to celebrate our new diplomatic relationship i helped the lazarus people and some other others like the palm people and also those pyramid huggers to raid a warzone but it didnt work which is i think because the point nation had a bird flag so instead we had a party in lwu (and this one did have movies and snacks im looking at you altinsane)

also im nice and that helps for awards (which is why its weird that altinsane got one) but okay im not a meaniebutt for example uncle came home a while ago and he looked really bad like he was trampled by fast food (the kind humans sit on to be fast) so i helped him and brought him a beer and a cigar but he didnt tell me what happened even though im absolutely old enough but i think he tried to raid something and it didnt work (he did mutter something about "lambs tone" so i said they go baaa if theyre still fresh but he just looked at me angry so i think i heard him wrong)

ok so i need to thank the people that got me the award so i thank dad for being the best dad and uncle for coming home and i thank the nice fat man in lazarus for always giving me good food (he even gave me uncooked food the other day though it was the swimming kind of food) and for letting me sleep on his carpet and also i thank the pretend lady from lazarus for the nice diplomatic stuff to make the embassy and also thanks to that androgynous one that made the awards

also no thank you but heck you to altinsane the meaniebutt owl who didnt give me movies and snacks like she promised so heres a promise i will raid you and that will be karma AROO*yelp* (but first i have to find dad again does anybody know where he is)

[Altino]

lurks in waiting with water pistols and gummy worms for snacks

[Xoriet]

It’s nice to hear how well you treat your uncle. He needed that after his failed raid.

[Cormactopia Prime]

I've never been more glad to lose Gameplayer of the Year.

[Queen Yuno]

So cute ^_^

Congrats evil cub!

[Treadwellia]

Good puppy!

[Aynia Moreaux]

D'aww, you will find your dad one day Evil Cub! And there are plenty of us willing to adopt you in the meantime because you are adorable. :3 *pinches cheekies*

[Darkesia]

Good pup!

An excellent acceptance speech! You are a great politician. I'm sure your Dad is proud.

[Beepee]

Congratulations to the most evil pup around!

[Bodger]

Is this one of those TV series that have 7 seasons of build before EW notices EC

[Valentine Z]

Not gonna lie... with that all-caps title, I thought it was the return of the certain DOS.

That aside, Congratulations to you! I don't go too often on NSGP, but effort still calls for celebration! ^^

[Lord Dominator]

Might I suggest getting a less absentee founder so they actually notice you?

[Libertys Misrule]

1 day 6 hours ago: The Questionable Existence of Your Imaginary Friend of the region Lazarus ordered the closure of its embassy in LWU.

[Your Imaginary Friend]

u.u we realized we had some fundamental disagreements on food.. evil cub kept insisting things not be cooked but that's just gross and unsanitary and we can't be associated with regions that practice that kind of culinary degeneracy

[Makdon]

u.u we realized we had some fundamental disagreements on food.. evil cub kept insisting things not be cooked but that's just gross and unsanitary and we can't be associated with regions that practice that kind of culinary degeneracy

As a citizen of Laz, I'm sad to see this happening