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Three Guys
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Founded: Dec 26, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

THREE GUYS: BURGERS AND FRIES

Postby Three Guys » Mon Jan 06, 2020 12:00 am

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In 1969, Three Guy's founder and CEO, Steven, began what is today his world-renowned business.

Steven's mother, Matthew, had always told him, "Raidas bad. Only 'onest money in this world is fenda money." Steven took this to heart, until he realised that his mother was actually the chief propagandist for XKI. Upon this realisation, Steven had to make a choice. Would he become a fenda like his mother always wanted him to, or would he become a raider?

In the end, the raider route won out.

Steven, with Guy 2 and 3, Nate and Will, became the founders of the new and original franchise Three Guys: Burger and Fries. Steven made it his life's mission to destroy that which had destroyed his mother: defending. And so this dream would be seen through.




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During the 1960’s and 1970’s the Murrell family perfected their simple system: dumping all the work
on Steven. Three Guys was The Place to get a fresh, juicy region with all the toppings you could stuff
between fresh-baked WFEs. A third brother was born and, as their family grew, so did their business.
Hundreds of regions were tagged within the first few days.

Early in 2003, Steve and Will, together with the “Three Guys,” began offering franchise opportunities.
In just under 2 weeks, Three Guys Enterprises went on a raid with The Black Hawks.
The overwhelming mediocrity of Three Guys Enterprises made no news, but was pretty fun anyways.

Now, 50 years after Three Guys first opened, there are an insignificant amount of tags which I'm too lazy
to count. Three Guys continues to receive zero media attention and has grown a cult-like following
around the three centimeters I am standing in.




THREE GUYS FACTS:

Steven does fucking everything.

Rach has cooties.

There are no freezers in Three Guys locations, just cool people.
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Three Guys
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Founded: Dec 26, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Three Guys » Mon Jan 06, 2020 12:01 am

[reserved]

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East Meranopirus
Diplomat
 
Posts: 541
Founded: Jul 28, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby East Meranopirus » Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:39 am

A new raider org? Btw none of the links link to you region, might wanna fix that up. Plus why is it 3 Guys instead of Three Guys?
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The United Vex Imperium
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Posts: 269
Founded: Aug 29, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

please help

Postby The United Vex Imperium » Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:31 pm

please stop pinging me when you raid, i cant ignore ns responsibilities in peace.

but also, can i have aburger
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Aurelian Wonderland
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Posts: 5
Founded: Apr 19, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Aurelian Wonderland » Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:33 pm

Every asks for burgers but no one asks for the world renowned fries ( ._.)

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Yahaba
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Posts: 54
Founded: Sep 14, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Yahaba » Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:35 pm

Personally I prefer salmon burgers from my local maternity ward although I doubt the meat is actually salmon
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Hobbesistan
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Founded: Jul 01, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hobbesistan » Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:36 pm

delicious b u r g e r
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Xadrya
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Founded: Sep 01, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Xadrya » Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:38 pm

I take partial credit for this as Steven's chief biographer. Anyway, stay tuned for his upcoming memoire: Three Guys: From Gay to Guy and Back Again.

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Three Guys
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Founded: Dec 26, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Three Guys » Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:39 pm

The United Vex Imperium wrote:please stop pinging me when you raid, i cant ignore ns responsibilities in peace.

but also, can i have aburger

Thank you for your complaint, valued customer! Unfortunately, it is company policy to ping fendas, as maximizing fenda annoyance is one of the missions of Three Guys!
Complaint ID: D13F3ND4SCUM

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Yahaba
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Posts: 54
Founded: Sep 14, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Yahaba » Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:39 pm

Hobbesistan wrote:delicious b u r g e r


You mean B O R G L A R?
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Ever-Wandering Souls
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Postby Ever-Wandering Souls » Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:49 pm

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TG me anytime; I'm always happy to talk about anything!

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The color or what?..

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Yahaba
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Founded: Sep 14, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Yahaba » Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:52 pm

I give Three Guys: Burgers and Fries, a 6/5 on Yelp because that void burger they gave me was fucking delicious however I doubt I'll be let back in because I kinda sort of didn't pay for my food and I ran for my life after eating the void burger, I'm currently hiding in the dumpster in a nearby alleyway.
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Miss Bad Life Choices
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Founded: Feb 12, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Miss Bad Life Choices » Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:54 pm

Three Guys wrote:THREE GUYS FACTS:

Rach has cooties.


im blaming matthew.
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East Meranopirus
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Founded: Jul 28, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby East Meranopirus » Sun Jan 12, 2020 12:11 am

Your Discord server tells me that there are, in fact, six guys.
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Minister of World Assembly Affairs of The North Pacific
(as Gorundu)

Citizen of The Rejected Realms as Vuy, Citizen of The East Pacific as Arkhamanishka
I post on the forums almost exclusively with this nation.

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Honeydewistania
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Founded: Jun 09, 2017
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Honeydewistania » Sun Jan 12, 2020 12:28 am

East Meranopirus wrote:Your Discord server tells me that there are, in fact, six guys.

This is scandalous
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Three Guys
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Founded: Dec 26, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Three Guys » Sun Jan 12, 2020 12:38 am

East Meranopirus wrote:Your Discord server tells me that there are, in fact, six guys.

Thank you for your complaint, valued customer! We do not consider employees, fendas, or guests Guys.
Complaint ID: R4CH1S4G4L

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The United Vex Imperium
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Posts: 269
Founded: Aug 29, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The United Vex Imperium » Sun Jan 12, 2020 1:17 am

Miss Bad Life Choices wrote:
Three Guys wrote:THREE GUYS FACTS:

Rach has cooties.


im blaming matthew.

wait no
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Izonno
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Posts: 16
Founded: Oct 13, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Izonno » Sun Jan 12, 2020 1:34 am

I gotta admit, I like the concept.

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Yahaba
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Founded: Sep 14, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Yahaba » Sun Jan 12, 2020 1:49 am

Who played Jerry on Seinfeld?
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Sparkles and Sunshine
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Founded: Dec 26, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sparkles and Sunshine » Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:15 am

Thank you stenpai, very cool

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ROM
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Founded: Mar 23, 2012
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby ROM » Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:06 am

one Guy was enough, three Guys is just way too many Guys in my opinion.
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Roavin
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Founded: Apr 07, 2016
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Roavin » Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:29 am

ROM wrote:one Guy was enough, three Guys is just way too many Guys in my opinion.


That's why TRR is better, Just Guy is all they need :P
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Marxist Germany
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Corporate Bordello

Postby Marxist Germany » Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:43 am

Roavin wrote:
ROM wrote:one Guy was enough, three Guys is just way too many Guys in my opinion.


That's why TRR is better, Just Guy is all they need :P

Everyone knows that Shy Guy is the guy.
Country represents RL views mostly. Not Marxist anymore.
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Yahaba
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Founded: Sep 14, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Yahaba » Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:46 am

This time I actually paid for my borglar
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Libertys Misrule
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Posts: 3
Founded: Dec 26, 2019
Anarchy

Postby Libertys Misrule » Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:53 am

Why do you raid regions that were already raided by TBH during the previous update? Raiding different regions would cause frustration and misery for more natives.
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