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The Church of the Letter E
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The Church of the Letter E

Postby The Church of the Letter E » Sun Jan 05, 2020 4:15 pm

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Welcome, to the Church of the Letter E!



Ask yourself, how many times a day do you use the Letter E (Praise be)? Simple answer, A LOT! So then, it is only deserving of the letter that it be given the respect and divination it deserves! That is what we are here to do.

We're a fun new little region looking to expand ourselves into one of the best churches on NS. Looking for daily divination of a letter of the alphabet? We got you! Looking for daily RMB activity through our worship and daily prayers as defined by the E-Bible? We most definitely got it!

So come on over to the Church of the Letter E! Whether with your main or with a puppet, you'll be sure to find a delightful experience worshiping our most gracious Letter E.

Praise All, Praise Be, all hail the Letter E!
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Postby South Reinkalistan » Sun Jan 05, 2020 4:51 pm

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Postby Zwangzug » Sun Jan 05, 2020 6:35 pm

Poppycock to you, good sir or madam, I am a proud lipogrammatic author and I do without this horrid symbol on many occasions! I will not worship such a common sign; what I find holy is omitting it and, in so doing, training my ability to "fast" or go without. Only in sacrificing such a boring form can I show that I am worthy of gods' approval as a champion author!

That said, good luck with your campaign to attract similar pagans to your cult. I will not stand in your way of proclaiming an invitation.
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Postby The Church of the Letter E » Sun Jan 05, 2020 7:05 pm

Zwangzug wrote:Poppycock to you, good sir or madam, I am a proud lipogrammatic author and I do without this horrid symbol on many occasions! I will not worship such a common sign; what I find holy is omitting it and, in so doing, training my ability to "fast" or go without. Only in sacrificing such a boring form can I show that I am worthy of gods' approval as a champion author!

That said, good luck with your campaign to attract similar pagans to your cult. I will not stand in your way of proclaiming an invitation.


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In all seriousness thank you! I look forward to the expansion of this epic (and totally "not" satirical) church on NationStates. I don't think there's other churches like this on NS so it feels kind of cool to be unique. It's also just really fun to start a funny religion.
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Postby West Leas Oros 2 » Sun Jan 05, 2020 7:07 pm

Does this have any relation to that "E" meme with the Farquad Markiplier?
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Postby The Church of the Letter E » Sun Jan 05, 2020 7:09 pm

West Leas Oros 2 wrote:Does this have any relation to that "E" meme with the Farquad Markiplier?


Surprisingly, no, not really. I just got bored and made a whole religion about a letter of the alphabet.
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Postby West Leas Oros 2 » Sun Jan 05, 2020 7:11 pm

The Church of the Letter E wrote:
West Leas Oros 2 wrote:Does this have any relation to that "E" meme with the Farquad Markiplier?


Surprisingly, no, not really. I just got bored and made a whole religion about a letter of the alphabet.

Oh cool. I look forward to where things go for... E-ism? What's the name of the religion?
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Postby The Church of the Letter E » Sun Jan 05, 2020 7:12 pm

West Leas Oros 2 wrote:
The Church of the Letter E wrote:
Surprisingly, no, not really. I just got bored and made a whole religion about a letter of the alphabet.

Oh cool. I look forward to where things go for... E-ism? What's the name of the religion?


E-ism is ok lol
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Postby The Church of the Letter E » Sun Jan 05, 2020 7:54 pm

The Church of the Letter E : Announcement


The E-Bible has been written! It shall be commanded to all E-Followers to read it thoroughly and carefully, as well as abide by it to the letter. Also, as E-Pope, I encourage you all to join the church! You needn't move your main, a puppet will do just fine, all are welcome so long as the scriptures are obeyed.

May the blessings of E be upon thee all!
Praise All, Praise Be, all hail the Letter E!
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Postby Boda » Sun Jan 05, 2020 7:56 pm

A new NS cult?! Seems interesting!
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Postby Bodger » Mon Jan 06, 2020 2:06 am

Bigtopia blasts that insignificant E. E is for Eggheads! Big Bigtopia worships our mighty B!

B brings strong words!

Brash. BOLD
Brawn. BRUTAL

B has tasty words such as biscuits & bananas
With B our kind got bricks for our huts!

What has E brought us? E is just a cut off B!
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Postby Warzone ArenaC » Mon Jan 06, 2020 2:08 am

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Postby Xoriet » Mon Jan 06, 2020 6:02 am

I find this notion rather charming. Good luck with it!
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Postby Lyrical International Brigade » Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:02 am

E is for Eris.

All hail Discordia!
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Postby The Church of the Letter E » Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:40 am

The Church of the Letter E : Announcement


Greetings! Our Discord has been launched, and can be found on the first post of this thread. We look forward to many followers and people interested in observing, joining the server!

May the blessings of E be upon thee all!
Praise All, Praise Be, all hail the Letter E!
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Postby The JELLEAIN Republic » Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:47 am

Epie*i+1=o

Hello yee people e=mc2
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Postby West Leas Oros 2 » Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:45 pm

PraisE bE to thE church of E!
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Postby The Stalker » Mon Jan 06, 2020 5:06 pm

Lyrical International Brigade wrote:E is for Eris.

All hail Discordia!


This was my first thought too! Hail Eris!
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Postby The Church of the Letter E » Wed Jan 08, 2020 6:21 am

The Church of the Letter E : Announcement

The first mission of the Church of the Letter E shall begin this week! RMBs shall be visited and positive messages shall be spread, as per the E-Bible commandments.

This mission shall last from Today until Friday.

May the blessings of E be upon thee all!
Praise All, Praise Be, all hail the Letter E!
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Postby Land filled with People » Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:54 pm

How do you know followers are honestly praising the letter E rather than using the church as a cover to secretly praise other letters?
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The Church of the Letter E
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Postby The Church of the Letter E » Sun Jan 12, 2020 3:22 pm

The Church of the Letter E : Announcement

Our Mission to the Pacifics has been a success! We have spread positivity and enlightenment to them.

May the blessings of E be upon thee all!
Praise All, Praise Be, all hail the Letter E!
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Postby Oneid » Sun Jan 12, 2020 3:47 pm

Go ahead, greetings to the letter E. :) :) :) :rofl:
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Postby Lyrical International Brigade » Mon Jan 13, 2020 7:37 am

Land filled with People wrote:How do you know followers are honestly praising the letter E rather than using the church as a cover to secretly praise other letters?


It's a distinct possibility!
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Postby The Great T » Tue Jan 21, 2020 9:46 am

Out with the "E", in with the T!!! As the second most used letter of the english language, we invite everyone who is second best to shun the number ones and go number 2!! Erm, you know what I mean...
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Postby Eluvatar » Tue Jan 21, 2020 10:04 am

This is relevant to my interests.
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