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If you are looking for a region to join where your unwillingness to add anything to the community is actually appreciated, you have come to the right place!

Marsupials is a region dedicated to making sure you are accepted for doing nothing outside of answering issues - the bread and butter of NationStates. We certify that you will be protected from ejection, and those pesky players looking to build up the region and socialize will be kept far from you and your nation. We enforce a culture of isolation, mediocrity, and lack of creativity. Simply log in, do your thing, and log out. No need to acknowledge other players or worry about regional politics.

Speaking of which, I hear there are many players discriminating against us and our culture. If you or someone you know has been banned for simply doing nothing, let them know about us. They can come here and do nothing to their heart's content!

Keep it slow out there!

What makes you think players that don't participate at all would even come across this post in this forum?

Proud to be the only one banned so far.

East Meranopirus wrote:What makes you think players that don't participate at all would even come across this post in this forum?

This is parody. The East Pacific has been banning nations they deem worthless to their region, calling them marsupials in reference to the default flag.

Kaystein wrote:Proud to be the only one banned so far.

Proud I could oblige.

Regional Update: July 19, 2019

Lily has crossed the line! Their raid of our peaceful region will go forever unnoticed!

In retaliation, the Marsupials of the region removed all apparent invaders. What? No! Lily didn't just appoint an RO with authority to change stuff in the region - that's ridiculous! The Sloth Queen is a regular old resident!

Anyways, to amp up security, our favorite Most Inactive Resident, CNCO has been appointed the Koala King. He has authority over Border Control, and other stuff that will totally be useful for regional security. Hopefully this should do absolutely nothing to keep Lily from repeating their act of war again.

Long live Marsupials! May inactivity and apathy reign Supreme!

Wow this is gonna be a mega region some day.

Another Victory for the Khanate wrote:Regional Update: July 19, 2019

Lily has crossed the line! Their raid of our peaceful region will go forever unnoticed!

In retaliation, the Marsupials of the region removed all apparent invaders. What? No! Lily didn't just appoint an RO with authority to change stuff in the region - that's ridiculous! The Sloth Queen is a regular old resident!

DId you already know that, as Europeans referred to Australia as 'New Holland' at one stage, an early English name for the [marsupial] Koala Bear was 'New Holland Sloth'?

Could we TNPers volunteer in TEP to hunt marsupials?

Bears Armed wrote:DId you already know that, as Europeans referred to Australia as 'New Holland' at one stage, an early English name for the [marsupial] Koala Bear was 'New Holland Sloth'?

This is a much more appropriate name for that creature.

Aww Lily is so cute <3

Idk what else is happening here so confuzzled but like yay Lily!

Regional Update: July 21, 2019

The Sloth Queen and the Koala King have unexpectedly resigned their positions. I was particularly surprised at their decision to leave so soon, but as usual, regional residents don't seem to have noticed or care. I think it is safe to say they excelled at really making sure nothing happened. There presence will remain sorely unappreciated and forgotten.

A new character, Sweet Cosmo, has stepped up to fill the void with an 'f'. I personally look forward to whatever inactivity and boredom our new star has planned: the region could use more uselessness. I can only assume Sweet Cosmo will soon rise to obscurity just as his slothful predecessors.

In other news, the region continues to stagnate in spite of attempts by outsiders to create activity. An infiltrator pretending to be a "Marsupial" attempted to import creativity and communication to the region in secret, but the threat was swiftly neutralized.

AVFTK, The Slothful Founder

Oh, lol, they're called Marsupials because of the flag? I thought they just packed up some TWP culture and brought it to TEP. That went way over my head.

Regional Update: July 31, 2019

BREAKING:
CCTV footage captured yesterday showed a single nation enter the region and commit one count of unique flag flying, and two counts of RMB posting. Examination of the posts and the flag revealed threats made against the region and suggest the nation in question has ties to TEP. It is not known if these actions were sanctioned by TEP or if they constitute a formal declaration of war, but frankly we don't care. The region seems unfazed by and unafraid of the threats, which I hear involved the words "death" and "banjection".

Speaking of which, the region continues its steady growth into decay. The government hasn't been up to anything as of late, and nothing has changed at all since our last update. In a few days here we can expect to see some CTEing start to happen. CTEing is the noblest event in the life of a marsupial. We await these grand happenings with joyous yawns and blank expressions. Ah, the wonderful boredom of it all!

Just keep sleeping,

AVFTK, The Slothful Founder