NationStates

hi ive been looking for my dad for a while and i couldnt find him and i dont know why either hes in a weird place and hasnt seen my attempts to reach him or maybe hes waiting to be really proud of me but either way i thought if i raid a bunch of important regions he will be proud of me and will also probably see it because the fendas and natives will all be very loud and call me a meaniebutt for it and he will hear that and look because dad loves watching fendas and natives when they are triggered and maybe all the triggering will help him with his raids and he will be even more proud AROO*yelp*

this is dad and me before he left to go raid something a while back


ok so heres what i raided

first i raided The Pacific because a meaniebutt there tried to tell me my dad's home and i got excited and when i went back home i saw dad wasn't actually there and that was almost bird-levels of meaniebutt also they love guinea pigs and guinea pigs are nice dessert food but they didnt give me any so i raided them



then i raided The West Pacific because they like puns and puns are for fendas but they did give me crayons and some bouncy food to eat so that was nice at least (their raid point is a dragon and dragons are almost as strong as wolves so this was hard to raid)



then i raided The East Pacific because they have some bird nations there and birds are (almost) always meaniebutts but also because they obliterated all these marsupials and didnt let me eat any and i couldnt shake the feeling that they know where my uncle is but refuse to tell me



then i raided The South Pacific because the palm people there just talk and floof and lick and hug WAY TOO MUCH its like if a bunch of teenage imps turned fenda and started wearing furniture for fun also dad always wanted to raid them because of "glum roads" or something which i dont understand because why would dad care about streets



then i raided Balder because theyre the opposite of the palm people and are really quiet and didnt talk to me and didnt give me any food and also their raid point is a really angry old dude kinda like when my uncle hasnt had his morning cigar and also the raid point talks like shakespeare and literacy is for fendas so thats another reason to raid them



then i raided Lazarus because their raid point looks like a naked bird and birds are meaniebutts but they have Treadwellia who is really nice and let me sleep on his carpet and gave me good (if cooked) food but that person isnt their raid point so i raided them so that tubbs can become the raid point there



and finally i raided warzone airspace because the raid point there wanted me to raid the region which is kinda weird but dad always told me not to judge nations for their fetishes so whatever

so if you know where dad is then tell me otherwise you are not just a meaniebutt but youre an owl who are the biggest meaniebutts of them all (im looking at you altinsane where are my movies and snacks) and also i will keep raiding these regions until i finally found dad AROO*yelp*

Cute.

No, Evil Cub. I'm looking at YOU. @_@

This was adorable. Not even gonna lie, the thread title made me "d'aww" inside.

Awwww....

Cute!

Awwwwww!!! So adorable!!! <3

this is so adorable and i love it <3

Kawaii~

c.c

*makes a dog treat out of a llama and sets out for*

I love this *gives dog treat*

Your Imaginary Friend wrote:c.c

*makes a dog treat out of a llama and sets out for*

Armaros wrote:I love this *gives dog treat*

EXCUSE ME i am a real wolf not one of our dumb weak cousins you meaniebutts

Evil Cub wrote:EXCUSE ME i am a real wolf not one of our dumb weak cousins you meaniebutts

aww look at that of course you are of course you are *cuddles* here have a treat little wolfie

Comrade Evil Cub, I have instructed the Flag and Avatar group in TWP to make posters, wanted posters, to help you find your delinquent dad.

*Tosses over some meat*

Dalimbar wrote:Comrade Evil Cub, I have instructed the Flag and Avatar group in TWP to make posters, wanted posters, to help you find your delinquent dad.

*Tosses over some meat*

Glad to see the big bad GCRs are looking out for the little guys

the dragon people have been very nice and supportive while some of the flower people are meaniebutts (and probably birds) and the palm people are busy licking each others faces so idk whats going on there but maybe its working and i will find dad and then i can ask him why some people keep saying hes a pussycat or a deadly houselion or something along those lines i dont understand it because dad is a wolf

maybe upvote my poster please? this is the poster the first image is to just draw dads or uncles attention i would have added some shewolf ribcages because i think dad likes looking at those for some reason but nobody wanted to give me a picture after i told them how old i was which is weird but ok

Okay, even I will admit this is quite cute

Awwwwwww....

throws cub meat

Hope you find your dad!

Lol

So much destruction.

but wook its a wittle wolf cub awwww OwO

This was nicely done.

H00t!

You're uncle sounds kind of awesome. Tell us more about him.

excuse me what the duck

This is so cute. You'll find him. Your dad is just really good at not showing up when you want him to. Good luck, Evil Cub~