Embassy of the NPO

[The Gilded Star]

RIP New Shortcake Order
Jan 16 2019 - Jan 17 2019

Your reign was brief but scrumptious. You will not be forgotten.

[Airengard]

RIP New Shortcake Order
Jan 16 2019 - Jan 17 2019

Your reign was brief but scrumptious. You will not be forgotten.

It will forever be remembered in our hearts... and in our stomachs.

[Lord Dominator]

Eating your region-mates would seem bad for morale

[Kostrorleauny]

Eating your region-mates would seem bad for morale

What are you talking about? Most things in the Order’s PR Department are bad for morale

[The Gilded Star]

Eating your region-mates would seem bad for morale

Arguably it's good for morale if they're delicious and filling.

[New Rogernomics]

Eating your region-mates would seem bad for morale

What are you talking about? Most things in the Order’s PR Department are bad for morale

They have a morale department? I thought they only use a paper shredder, whenever they get a real complaint.

[Pierconium]

What are you talking about? Most things in the Order’s PR Department are bad for morale

They have a morale department? I thought they only use a paper shredder, whenever they get a real complaint.

I’m fairly certain removing half of the Senate, barring others from future participation, the resignation of the Emperor, and actively seeking to diplomatically address grievances is hardly equivalent to ignoring complaints.

But, okay.

[New Rogernomics]

They have a morale department? I thought they only use a paper shredder, whenever they get a real complaint.

I’m fairly certain removing half of the Senate, barring others from future participation, the resignation of the Emperor, and actively seeking to diplomatically address grievances is hardly equivalent to ignoring complaints.

But, okay.

Looks like my attempt at humor went in one window and out the other. Lazarus considered the New Pacific Order's assurances as half-hearted and declared war. Though multiple regions didn't believe the New Pacific Order either, so NPO diplomatic efforts currently have a real low success rate. Hence the paper shredder.

[Drop Your Pants]

Eating your region-mates would seem bad for morale

Thank you. i tried to tell them they should try the beef but no, had to be mutton.

[Malphe]

Eating your region-mates would seem bad for morale

Thank you. i tried to tell them they should try the beef but no, had to be mutton.

I've never tried mutton. There's a recipe for mutton curry in a cookbook I have, I wonder if it's any good.

[Sahansahiye Iran]

Thank you. i tried to tell them they should try the beef but no, had to be mutton.

I've never tried mutton. There's a recipe for mutton curry in a cookbook I have, I wonder if it's any good.

I loooove mutton. Now, I want some but it stupidly hard to get in the States. Best bet is halal shops or Middle Eastern immigrant enclaves if you have any near you.

[Pierconium]

While I’m sure the conversation on mutton is enthralling to many, I think it is time for it to end in this thread if you don’t mind?

[Yokiria]

While I’m sure the conversation on mutton is enthralling to many, I think it is time for it to end in this thread if you don’t mind?

Has the NPO's delegacy transition picked up steam since the Order's forces retreated from St. Abbadon?

[Lord Dominator]

While I’m sure the conversation on mutton is enthralling to many, I think it is time for it to end in this thread if you don’t mind?

How cruelly you cut off our random tangents Ivan.

[Kostrorleauny]

While I’m sure the conversation on mutton is enthralling to many, I think it is time for it to end in this thread if you don’t mind?

Has the NPO's delegacy transition picked up steam since the Order's forces retreated from St. Abbadon?

I think you and I both know the answer to that question, all told. No, not really. I mean, they did get ED from hovering around 315 to now standing around 340, 350. I suppose that’s progress, but unless another one-hundred nations with World Assembly membership happen to turn up randomly and endorse an ascending Emperor who is barely tarting so he can stockpile influence I don’t really see that happening for awhile... how peculiar.

[Pierconium]

The Delegacy transfer is happening at the rate I have advised. The physical change in leadership can happen safely at any time but we believe that East Durthang should be at 50k of Influence before the changeover takes place. This will take place over the next few weeks.

Thank you for your concern.

[Altmoras]

The Delegacy transfer is happening at the rate I have advised. The physical change in leadership can happen safely at any time but we believe that East Durthang should be at 50k of Influence before the changeover takes place. This will take place over the next few weeks.

Thank you for your concern.

So we can expect the swap on February 8th/9th then?

[Yokiria]

The Delegacy transfer is happening at the rate I have advised. The physical change in leadership can happen safely at any time but we believe that East Durthang should be at 50k of Influence before the changeover takes place. This will take place over the next few weeks.

Thank you for your concern.

Understood. In the event this does not take place over the next few weeks, it can be safely assumed something strange has happened.

[Pierconium]

The Delegacy transfer is happening at the rate I have advised. The physical change in leadership can happen safely at any time but we believe that East Durthang should be at 50k of Influence before the changeover takes place. This will take place over the next few weeks.

Thank you for your concern.

Understood. In the event this does not take place over the next few weeks, it can be safely assumed something strange has happened.

This is correct, provided the level reaches 50k by that point. The margin of endorsements is not a concern as the Pacific would likely be safe with even 200 endorsements on the Delegate nation. The primary concern has been the level of Influence the incoming Delegate nation should have. As the Pacific does not operate a guardian-like system we are very careful in how we manage our levels.

[Dragonisia]

Eating your region-mates would seem bad for morale

*Grins* You should see membership initiation.

[Lord Dominator]

Eating your region-mates would seem bad for morale

*Grins* You should see membership initiation.

So, for my joke set-up, does the NPO accept infants/babies for this member initiation?
(The joke requires you to say yes )

[Pierconium]

Baby eating jokes are so 2004.

[Lord Dominator]

Baby eating jokes are so 2004.

says the one who's been playing this game since before 2004

[Pierconium]

Baby eating jokes are so 2004.

says the one who's been playing this game since before 2004

Indeed. I am familiar with the jokes. Not sure of your point.

[Lord Dominator]

says the one who's been playing this game since before 2004

Indeed. I am familiar with the jokes. Not sure of your point.

That would require me to have a point, which I don't