Embassy of the NPO: Announcement of Imperial Succession

[Ambroscus Koth]

In the outstanding case, Evil Wolf should finally become a present father to Evil Cub.

In an odd reverse case of parental abandonment, it is the child who has abandoned its father. I wonder if he's all grown up by now...

[Evil Cub]

In the outstanding case, Evil Wolf should finally become a present father to Evil Cub.

In an odd reverse case of parental abandonment, it is the child who has abandoned its father. I wonder if he's all grown up by now...

YES IM BIGGER NOW AROOOO*yelp* but not much and no dad so i just stay with the nice fat man in lazarus because he gives me food (and also i learned how to not pee on the carpet) and i hope dad comes back at some point but i havent seen him here yet (however there is a murder cat here that keeps staring at me i dont know why)

the world is a scary place without dad because theres new regions doing things now. places like "the leak" or something (and again i just learned about the carpets so that idea is scary to me) and also some vampire siblings of mischief or something (i also like raw like vampires but i want my food dead just before eating rather than still not dead after) and also other regions are weird now, more fendas and stuff

but anyway AROOO*yelp* for lwu and the new lupusific odor to be friends now and nice to see that theres no hard feelings anymore for when i raided them

[Hulldom]

Pelt stonks are about to go through the roof.

Makes the ones I give to Snek all the more valuable.

[Jar Wattinree]

Pelt stonks are about to go through the roof.

Makes the ones I give to Snek all the more valuable.

Foxo pelts shall remain valuable now that wolf pelts have saturated the market.

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

Good to see this and nice to see the return of Evil Cub to these pages.

[Xoriet]

Good to see this and nice to see the return of Evil Cub to these pages.

No LWU treaty could be complete without an Evil Cub cameo.

[Tinhampton]

Didn't Evil Cub swing by every GCR? Or at least seven of them... 2018 was a better time for me in Gameplay than 2024 is

[Ramlethal]

No badges for francoists.

[Repitilysia]

Makes the ones I give to Snek all the more valuable.

Foxo pelts shall remain valuable now that wolf pelts have saturated the market.

Pelt is pelt! Smh.

[Xoriet]

Imperial Statement on Diplomatic Affairs

The New Pacific Order has been working for some time now on promoting up our new talent up to possibly the most headache-inducing job NPO has to offer. Our sole candidate for this has put countless hours into making sure that she feels unquestionably prepared for what is both needed and expected of such a position. Belleroph (Callisto) has been appointed to Senator of Diplomatic Affairs of the New Pacific Order, taking the mantle of foreign affairs work from Regent Syberis. She will continue to have his support where necessary, will be in charge of informing our allies of the ongoings of The Pacific as well as spearheading major projects, and in general will be the direct means of contact for everyone on diplomatic topics.

She has chosen Pepsi to be her SoDA of representation. Syberis' Dr Pepper will remain available until the transition to Callisto as the focal point of contact is fully complete. We of course expect that said transition from Syberis to Callisto in terms of primary point of contact will be adhered to once everything is in place there. A grace period of a month for our allies and others to become accustomed to the change in officials will be allowed so as to best adjust all parties to this new development.

We give special thanks to Regent Syberis for all his tireless work put into managing our foreign affairs since 2022, and a congratulations on his promotion after two years to "It's finally not me!"

Hail Pacifica, congratulations to Callisto!

Xoriet
Empress of the New Pacific Order

Syberis
Regent of the New Pacific Order (finally liberated)

[Haymarket Riot]

Yay! Congrats Callisto, it's going to be awesome working with you!

[Emiline]

Thank you for your work Syb! Congratulations Callisto!!! Much deserved!!

[Halsoni]

Congrats Syb and commiserations to Callisto!

[Libertanny]

Callisto seems super promising. Huge, huge conrgatz on the new role!

[Hulldom]

Hail Regent Syberis! Hail Senator Callisto! Up with Xorityranny!

[Drop Your Pants]

Callisto has it easy, I'm not running around making a mess in embassies anymore Congrats, I look forward the next gem you find of me being.....me in old embassy threads.

[Chipoli]

Congratulations to Callisto on the appointment!

[Aivintis]

Ave Syb and congratulations Callisto! Not a SoDA drinker myself but Pepsi’s pretty popular where I am.

[Adkissa]

Congrats, Callisto!

[Belleroph]

Imperial Statement on the Puella Magi Augustinia Pacifica

The New Pacific Order and the Augustin Alliance are pleased to announce, after multiple years of mutual bonding, friendship and camaraderie, that today we have signed a treaty that will stand as a mutual testament to the sisterhood and solidarity that we share with each other. Despite once being fierce foes, and at times coming to blows, the both of us agree that the past is best left in the past, and that a brighter future lies ahead with the two of us recognizing that standing together, we shall be far stronger than apart. The following agreement hopefully lies at the beginning of a fruitful relationship that will withstand the tests of time.

The treaty may be viewed within the enclosed dispatch: here

[Hulldom]

Congratulations to the AA and the NPO! Always nice to see friends of mine and my regions becomes friends themselves in turn.

[Xoriet]

Let nobody say we do not have the best banhammer in NS. Because now it’s visually created and I won’t accept hearing otherwise.

AA, you guys have been such a delight to work with through this and we’ve had a blast with the fun and lore that came with this.

Looking forward to the future!

[Haymarket Riot]

Yaaaay!! Super happy this worked out and that our regions are magical girls and very good roommates.

[Tinhampton]

My mind has blanked enough that I thought the AA was completely absent for what went down in 2018.

I've pointed this out to Xor before, but I think it's now impossible to find a single region that hates the NPO today, which is a massive sea change from "all of them, other than their oldest allies" in 2018. Europeia has a treaty (August '22); Lazarus has a treaty (January '24); the AA has a treaty (August '24) - three of the NPO's biggest enemies in the 2018-19 war, now I remember that Betmet was a very famous/infamous commander in the APC. I'm honestly surprised TNP doesn't have a treaty, although I guess Pax Polaris Occidens exists, and I think they're the last big warmongers of the age not to have agreed one.

[Jar Wattinree]

My mind has blanked enough that I thought the AA was completely absent for what went down in 2018.

I've pointed this out to Xor before, but I think it's now impossible to find a single region that hates the NPO today, which is a massive sea change from "all of them, other than their oldest allies" in 2018. Europeia has a treaty (August '22); Lazarus has a treaty (January '24); the AA has a treaty (August '24) - three of the NPO's biggest enemies in the 2018-19 war, now I remember that Betmet was a very famous/infamous commander in the APC. I'm honestly surprised TNP doesn't have a treaty, although I guess Pax Polaris Occidens exists, and I think they're the last big warmongers of the age not to have agreed one.

I am going to name Osiris but they're consumed by the final shape.

Also: who the fuck is Betmet?