The Driselbian Post - Now at nr. 13 fam

[Driselbian Post]

Welcome to the official forum thread of the Driselbian Post, the most trustworthy newspaper on NationStates*. We're more than happy to have you here, commenting on how we rock or on how we succ. Any suggestions or tips to the newsroom goes here, so do comments on any articles that you find funny or fake news.

Who are we?

We are the Driselbian Post, the official newspaper and primary news outlet of the Kingdom of Driselbia, a medium sized region that's set to grow more exponentially in the foreseeable future. But for the Post to truly grow, we need experienced people, writers with shady backgrounds, journalists with questionable connections, anyone who's interested in writing for the blue bois.

We have professionally published 13 regular issues, 2 special edition and one PDF magazine that's lying somewhere on the internet. We're proud to say that the Driselbian Post is one of the most read newspapers on NationStates, almost on par with its long-standing GCR counterparts. We have been commended by many people for our professionalism in our writing and reporting, and for our very original jokes (haha, amirite bois??) at the end.

How do I join your sad excuse of an autistic al-Jazeera knockoff?

And no, no need to feel anxiety over handing over your criminal history, because it won't matter! We will employ every single fucker in town, yes even you two-day-old nation! The only thing that's needed tho is good English and a puppet in Driselbia so you can gain experience in our region so you can write even better articles for al-Jazeera NationStates the Post.

Just contact Driselbian Post if you want employment mate. We'll almost always accept new fresh blood.

* In proportion to amount of money earned through corruption

So do some finger exercise ;) and start engaging with us. We might respond if you're lucky.

[Driselbian Post]

We're recruiting! If you're interested in making anything, from hot articles to shitty Polandball memes, telegram this nation now!

[Republic of Zakistan]

Ooh

Newspaper

[Qandaristania]

Ooh

Newspaper

This place is dead tho atm but hopefully, we'll gain a few people.

[Red Djibouti]

Your newspaper looks really nice! I'd work for it if I wasn't so busy

[Indo-Malaysia]

Your newspaper looks really nice! I'd work for it if I wasn't so busy

Qandy..?

[Driselbian Post]

Your newspaper looks really nice! I'd work for it if I wasn't so busy

Qandy..?

How dare you accuse His Majesty of master puppetry?!