Some hefty disclosures have been made; however, they pale in comparison to the gravity of what I am now about to expose to the world. For an infiltration far more advanced and with real, extensive political backing is currently underway. It is an operation that has spanned over half a decade. Its target: Lazarus - the very same Lazarus that has been on the minds and in the mention of NSers across the globe within the last three years, ever since the region was made relevant by the fall of the NLO.
Over 13 years ago the nation of Treadwellia was founded. It was allowed to CTE, and around 5 years ago was refounded in Lazarus. Shortly after its refounding and intermittently over the course of the next few years, the nation made fluffy, unsubstantial posts on the RMB, such as the ones sampled here:
- "Hello everyone! Back in NationStates after an absence of several years! :)",
- "Feux is a dancing machine. . . man.",
- "So if we have a fake Phoenix King, would he be a Faux Feux?",
- "Ack! It thinks I am an Iron Fisted Consumerist! Noooooo! :(",
- "WHY must it think me Psychotic agaaaaaain? :( This makes me sad.",
- "But I like Lazarus. It is my home now. :)",
- ":) I love this game. You people are nutty.",
- "I'm tired. I should be working. Can I hang out in Lazarus for a bit instead?",
- "Down with puppets! Up with Feux! :)",
- "We lost Feux? :(",
- "I don't drink. I cannot vote in this poll. :(",
- ":( Poor Lazarus in turmoil?",
- "Thank you, Funkadelia. :) It's a screenshot close-up of my old character from City of Heroes, who was a Santa-costumed plant controller.",
- "Also, Stujenske. . . Noodles, buddy. You typed "Noobles," with a B?",
- "Kazmr, Tina Turner said it best, right? "I can't stand the rai-aiiiiiin. . . against my windoooooow. . . . .",
- "Hooray! Kazmr speaks the noble language of the benevolent Tubbius of Treadwellia! Rejoice!"
With the obvious obsession with Feux and the passive yet clear tilts at bringing attention to what some would refer to as malpractices of his regime, one could only wonder what'd cause an unknown, ancient puppet nation that had just been revived to cause such disruption in an otherwise peaceful, blissful region. This is especially puzzling, given these are the nation's very first posts after over 8 years of not posting on an RMB at all. So who might be behind this nation? Who could it possibly be, HMMM?
Two years after its refounding, the RMB posting of Treadwellia accelerated and evolved. The narrative then centered around Tubbius, the "most rotund". Treadwellia had stepped up his game - but not to the height of its ability. Only recently, with the fall of Evil Wolf and the rise of Imki, did Treadwellia finally gain WA - only recently, around the same time that a certain player supposedly retired from his position elsewhere.
There are few nations as old and as active as Treadwellia and even fewer would have any motivation to pursue a gainful presence within Lazarus. Among these few, there is only one nation with the political backing, the military prowess, and unwavering motivation to pursue such an offense against a sovereign region. Between the extensive and telling history of his posts on the RMB, his recent and rapid rise through the ranks in Lazarus at the most opportune moment, and the reports of my numerous confirmed sources, I can announce to you today that Treadwellia is, in fact, Grub.