NationStates

A message from the President of The Party

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People of NSGP,

As many of you probably know, Balder has become a laughing stock for the greater NS community. The inept government never cease to amaze the masses with their political missteps, foreign affair's disasters, and overly corrupt and inept governance. Therefore my compatriots and I have organized the Balder Communist Party as a way to give a Balder what it needs... A REBIRTH! While the many agents of Balder most likely will try and silence us we will stand strong and demand the reforms that our region desperately needs!

A link to our Headquarters in exile: https://www.nationstates.net/region=bal ... eadquaters


note: this and the region are still a WIP

Ravioli ravioli,
seize the propertoli

Full support.

As the Founder of the Popular Front for the Liberation of NationStates, I wholeheartedly support this endeavor, Comrade(s)!

Humor aside though, I don't actually have anything to do with this. Also, that flag is terrible. #SorryNotSorry

I am glad to see some supporters (and one comedian) make their way to this forum! I ask our comrades to send puppets to our region so that we will be able to hold a constitutional convention.

Why haven't you moved your nation out of Balder yet, then?

Edit: To be clear, my implication is that someone needs to put their money where their mouth is--and that person better be a Balder native.

The chances of this individual being a genuine member of Balder are pretty much zero.

Onder Kelkia wrote:The chances of this individual being a genuine member of Balder are pretty much zero.

To be fair, if they were a dissenting member of Balder, they wouldn't be there very long. So it could be someone in Balder hiding their identity.

Say, you used to be a member of the Red Liberty Alliance, didn't you?

Cormactopia Prime wrote:

Onder Kelkia wrote:The chances of this individual being a genuine member of Balder are pretty much zero.

To be fair, if they were a dissenting member of Balder, they wouldn't be there very long. So it could be someone in Balder hiding their identity.

Or it could be you. Or anyone. Which is why we generally prefer not to deal with anonymous puppets.

Cormactopia Prime wrote:

Onder Kelkia wrote:The chances of this individual being a genuine member of Balder are pretty much zero.

To be fair, if they were a dissenting member of Balder, they wouldn't be there very long. So it could be someone in Balder hiding their identity.

Say, you used to be a member of the Red Liberty Alliance, didn't you?

We have never banned members for political disagreements in Balder, so that is categorically false. However, unlike you, I know all the genuine members of Balder well enough to know that this would not be their style if an individual among them was so dissatisfied and we were actually intolerant of dissent.

I am not as left-wing as most RLA members were, but yes I was, briefly. I am of course further to the left than most members of the regions I am in.

I'm inherently anti-communist, but you get a pass in this case. Sure, I know this is a joke, but any change in Balder will be for the best.

not sure communism is what any region needs

Bowzin wrote:not sure communism is what any region needs

No, its not. What regions need is Imperialism!

Comrades, I am the ambassador to Balder for our party! Hopefully, the government realizes how foolish it would be to eject me from the region... but only time will tell.

Toaslandia wrote:

Bowzin wrote:not sure communism is what any region needs

No, its not. What regions need is Imperialism!

Oh, Balder has more than enough imperialism.

Chartresia wrote:

Toaslandia wrote:No, its not. What regions need is Imperialism!

Oh, Balder has more than enough imperialism.

Well it needs MORE Imperialism! That never hurt anybody *cough*except natives*cough*.

This is the second time people have tried to start up a communist party in Balder. Culturally balder has tended to follow George Washingtons warning on parties so it did not find success.

However, unlike the previous attempt the posters here do not seem to understand how to establish a political party in NS. Which is fine! Everyone has to start somewhere. Maybe I would have started a new region if i was just starting out again by accident. I'd recommend that the posters get citizenship if they do not have it already and post about it in the Nordic Hall.

Solorni wrote:This is the second time people have tried to start up a communist party in Balder. Culturally balder has tended to follow George Washingtons warning on parties so it did not find success.

However, unlike the previous attempt the posters here do not seem to understand how to establish a political party in NS. Which is fine! Everyone has to start somewhere. Maybe I would have started a new region if i was just starting out again by accident. I'd recommend that the posters get citizenship if they do not have it already and post about it in the Nordic Hall.

Thanks for letting me apply for citizenship by kicking me. You clearly do not want any change... which honestly for a Balder official is not supprising.

Can you at least not use yellow font for your WFE? It hurts my eyes.

Jar Wattinree wrote:Can you at least not use yellow font for your WFE? It hurts my eyes.

OOPs, I will TG the president. sorry about that.

Indo-Malaysia wrote:Ravioli ravioli,
seize the propertoli

Skidaddle Skiduction
Seize the memes of production

I learned over the weekend that I'm PNG from Balder too. You know what that means.

Klaus Devestatorie wrote:I learned over the weekend that I'm PNG from Balder too. You know what that means.

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Bloody hell I need to update my sig again

Consular wrote:

Klaus Devestatorie wrote:I learned over the weekend that I'm PNG from Balder too. You know what that means.

(Image)

Bloody hell I need to update my sig again

Screw your sig. I very recently defended them in a thread against people who claimed that their perceived inactivity was of personal offence to them. I had to actually make my own gif. Make my own! All of the versions of Lana upending Archer's box of donuts from S1E1 were of appalling quality. Several means of trying to cut and crop a new, improved version were necessary, a version capable of doing my snide comment justice. Photoshop was required. I spent almost an hour on this gif, for their benefit. And how do they repay me? They ban me. This is the end. Mark my words, this is the moment that Balder was doomed. A whole hour of my time! Blood will run in the streets.

Balder Communist Party Ambassador wrote:

Solorni wrote:This is the second time people have tried to start up a communist party in Balder. Culturally balder has tended to follow George Washingtons warning on parties so it did not find success.

However, unlike the previous attempt the posters here do not seem to understand how to establish a political party in NS. Which is fine! Everyone has to start somewhere. Maybe I would have started a new region if i was just starting out again by accident. I'd recommend that the posters get citizenship if they do not have it already and post about it in the Nordic Hall.

Thanks for letting me apply for citizenship by kicking me. You clearly do not want any change... which honestly for a Balder official is not supprising.

If you want to apply for citizenship under your real identity, then your application will of course be considered on its merits.

We consider citizenship applications. We don't have much time for anonymous puppets spreading anti-Balder propaganda.