Westphalian Recruitment Telegram

[Vlandia1]

We at the region of Westphalia need a recruitment telegram(This is a contest). The winner of this contest will earn 50 tokens for the sands!

[Frisbeeteria]

Hey dudes on the forum, i don't usually post here, but we've had a challenge going on for a while with no viable entries.
We are looking for someone to make a recruitment telegram for us for a prize of 50 free tokens for use at The Sands Casino.
The target will be new nations.
We have a few things going on like a regional map that you could include.
Thanks!

[Tupelope]

are u ppl still alligned with KR and other fash as listed in this dispatch https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1039957

[Frisbeeteria]

We are looking for someone to make a recruitment telegram for us for a prize of 50 free tokens for use at The Sands Casino.

Yeah, no.

If those tokens are equivalent to actual funds, then it's not allowed under the commercialization rule.
If you're talking about roleplayed gambling, then it's in the wrong forum.

Either way, I'm editing [PRIZE] out of the thread title.

[Xiulens]

are u ppl still alligned with KR and other fash as listed in this dispatch https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1039957

We never were?

[Cosmopolitan borovan]

are u ppl still alligned with KR and other fash as listed in this dispatch https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1039957

We never were?

???
Odd sort of an alliance

[Tupelope]

are u ppl still alligned with KR and other fash as listed in this dispatch https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1039957

We never were?

u entered an alliance with them? u hold embassies with said region that represent the alliance? u also hold embassies with depostic europe which are fash raiders?

edit 2: also https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=32478875 ???

[Klaus Devestatorie]

https://www.nationstates.net/region=the ... _the_rhine

Because you lot just can't find enough ways to get yourselves into crap, can't you?

[Eclandia]

These are some great recruitment telegram entries, I must say:)

[Xiulens]

We never were?

u entered an alliance with them? u hold embassies with said region that represent the alliance? u also hold embassies with depostic europe which are fash raiders?

https://www.nationstates.net/region=the_confederation_of_the_rhine

Because you lot just can't find enough ways to get yourselves into crap, can't you?

edit 2: also https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=32478875 ???

We don't have any control over that alliance and tbh I don't even think KAISERREICH knows they're in the stupid confederation.
We mainly use it to have connections with our breakoffs such as Perifania

Edit: Quote CTR: The Confederation of The Rhine (CTR) is a collection of like-minded regions, whose love of capitalism and democracy has formed an unbreakable bond.
Idk how KAISERREICH got in here. Anyways, forget about that.

[Tupelope]

what about depostic europe who are also fascist raiders

[Eclandia]

what about depostic europe who are also fascist raiders

Are you considering making a recruitment telegram?

[Xiulens]

what about depostic europe who are also fascist raiders

Same case.
Now im not responding to anything that doesnt involve a recruitment telegram.

[Kuriko]

u entered an alliance with them? u hold embassies with said region that represent the alliance? u also hold embassies with depostic europe which are fash raiders?



edit 2: also https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=32478875 ???

We don't have any control over that alliance and tbh I don't even think KAISERREICH knows they're in the stupid confederation.
We mainly use it to have connections with our breakoffs such as Perifania

Edit: Quote CTR: The Confederation of The Rhine (CTR) is a collection of like-minded regions, whose love of capitalism and democracy has formed an unbreakable bond.
Idk how KAISERREICH got in here. Anyways, forget about that.

Kind of hard to forget about one of the most detestable regions in NS, and how you have multiple places that say both Westphalia and kreich are in an alliance.

[Consular]

Why on earth would we make your recruitment telegram for you?

Especially given who you align yourselves with.

[Vlandia1]

Listen you f*cking guys WE ARE NOT FASCISTS we have one f*cking political party named f*cking Westphalian Union of Fascists that only has 4 F*CKING MEMBERS! TWO OF WHICH AREN’T EVEN FASCISTS! GREAT GOD DAMN!

[Consular]

110 minutes ago: The Sultanate of Confederation of the Rhine Overseer updated the World Factbook entry.
111 minutes ago: The Sultanate of Confederation of the Rhine Overseer dismissed Maryams as Representative from KAISERREICH of The Confederation of The Rhine.
111 minutes ago: The Sultanate of Confederation of the Rhine Overseer ordered the closure of embassies between The Confederation of The Rhine and KAISERREICH.

Talk about damage control in action lol

Bit late though. If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck...

[The Republic of Brenland States]

Even then that party is just based off the ROAN and TIC ISV, which has the same exact manifesto for the most part.

[Vlandia1]

So far I’ve been called a Nazi, the destroyer of Westphalia, A$$hole and others of the like is this supposed to be some sort of fascist shaming that communist liberals use?

[Vlandia1]

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1085503

[Vlandia1]

Everything you hear is rumors. Who would think that rumor mongers would destroy Westphalia.

[Vlandia1]

I sincerely apologize for my comments.

[Kuriko]

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1085503

Vlandia, we were not calling you fascist so you may want to calm down. As to why I'm quoting you posting this dispatch link, I sincerely hope that's not your nation sitting in a fascist region created by the fascist player Hispanyo

[Xiulens]

Are y'all happy now?

[Klaus Devestatorie]

Are we?