Embassy of Lazarus + News

[Fauxia]

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The Crab King of the West Pacific enthusiastically approves of your move to neutrality, tepidly. We look forward to maintaining our strong but grey relations with you, as we feel the aims of the crabs falls within this covenant. The crabs wish merely to co-exist everywhere at once peacefully, and we are glad our ideology is taking root in our most important of mild acquaintances.

Hereforeth, the crabs wish to present a present to Lazarus as a show of :| to our friends.


Please accept this wooden horse. The clacking sound inside is meant to happen, and you can leave it near a gate or something.

The Crab King of the West Pacific, embodying the entire nation of Dilber at the moment.

This is an abominable, detestable, execrable, abhorrent, despicable, at least generally not-so-good, average-at-best, statement of second-rate grandeur!

[Klaus Devestatorie]

You've all completely misunderstood "radical" in this context and need to apologise to Lazarus.

[Yokiria]

I'm happy that Lazarus is finding their identity again. I'm not as happy that their identity puts them in opposition to Osiris again, but oh well. Maybe that's just how things are meant to be.

[The Pharcyde]

Alienating every single one of your allies will not prevent a coup. Sed contra.

Congratulations to Lazarus on the most interesting gameplay policy I've ever seen.

Francoism is more interesting. This is merely the roleplayer retreat into "r/d bad" on a larger scale.

An uncompromising "'R/D bad' on a larger scale" is extremely interesting in mainstream Gameplay.

Francoism was a shallow but effective PR tool created by the Pacific Senate under the guise of ideology.

[Yokiria]

An uncompromising "'R/D bad' on a larger scale" is extremely interesting in mainstream Gameplay.

How is it interesting?

[Fauxia]

Alienating every single one of your allies will not prevent a coup. Sed contra.

Francoism is more interesting. This is merely the roleplayer retreat into "r/d bad" on a larger scale.

An uncompromising "'R/D bad' on a larger scale" is extremely interesting in mainstream Gameplay.

Francoism was a shallow but effective PR tool created by the Pacific Senate under the guise of ideology.

Francoism, in its pretending to be NS communism, was fun. This is kind of lame.

[Your Imaginary Friend]

FYI all that crazy stuff about Neutrality and contacting our allies to break em off was just an April Fools joke. We're really nice lower-case neutral folks here in the corporation and we'd never have a limit on tolerance for weird other ideologies that have messed us up in the past, because that was the past! And we're past that now.

Thanks for kicking along with (or against) The Neutral Sphere lovely allies in TSP, TWP, and Osiris! ☮️ Here's a picture for y'all.



Here's to many snarks to come! *drinks cider of some sort and passes sanitary cups of it out to everyone*

[Kaystein]

Why is the camel shitting 500lb bombs?

[Your Imaginary Friend]

Osiris declared war on us. =( And went defender just out of spite!

[Fauxia]

Haha! Our propaganda campaign worked!

It was fun.

Cheers, Lazarus.

[Syberis]

The balls shouldn't touch, you know. 1/10 graph.

[Daytime to Night]

Why is the camel shitting 500lb bombs?

It's an accurate depiction of this weeks events

[Your Imaginary Friend]

If you like hyping over food, consider taking a dish to LazCorp's 2020 Potluck Dinner, in honor of Treadwellia's year as our CEO.



Hope to indulge with you there!

[Your Imaginary Friend]

I was trying to do something fancy with this Shotcut deal but apparently my computer didn't want to and I'm too tired to fix it now so here have this nicely bolded image that lasts throughout!

Phoenix Flyer | Broadcast 6


This Week:

• Post-April Fools' Neutrality
  
• The what and why of Warzones Inc.
  
• Josh: breaking into a technocratic heart

[Your Imaginary Friend]

Happy quarantining!

Phoenix Flyer | Broadcast 7


This Week:

• Anthropology of NationStates
  
• Meet n Greet and give thanks for your neighbors
  
• Shine bright like a Sarah Bread

[Your Imaginary Friend]

Apologies for the wrong link; it has been edited correctly now!

[New Rogernomics]

Forum Update

Our forum started out at nslazarus.com, when Imki was hosting the forum, and due to issues with the past host, we are returning to it.

We will be keeping the old domain address at lazarusns.com, but it is going to be well into next week until that functions as well.

So best to use nslazarus.com for logins from now on.

Sorry for the issues this might cause for those that have an auto-login at the old address.

Sincerely,
New Rogernomics
Forum Administration

[Aclion]

Forum Update

Our forum started out at nslazarus.com, when Imki was hosting the forum, and due to issues with the past host, we are returning to it.

We will be keeping the old domain address at lazarusns.com, but it is going to be well into next week until that functions as well.

So best to use nslazarus.com for logins from now on.

Sorry for the issues this might cause for those that have an auto-login at the old address.

Sincerely,
New Rogernomics
Forum Administration

You jerks! I had to click two buttons! Two! D:

[Tinhampton]

I give it ten months until you're back on lazarusns

[New Rogernomics]

You jerks! I had to click two buttons! Two! D:

Pray it not be four next time.

I give it ten months until you're back on lazarusns

Nah. We prefer nslazarus.com, as the forum is working as it should now. Though when I get the old domain transferred, we will have both.

PS: lazarusns.com links work internally on our forum, just not in the wider internet as yet.

[Domais]

Current Corporate Management

Chief Executive Officer (Delegate): Tubbius
Chief Operating Officer (Vice-Delegate): New Rogernomics
Managing Director (Prime Minister): joWhatup

Current Board of Directors (Cabinet of Lazarus)

Director of Citizenship: Director of the Guard: Whatermelons
Director of Internal Management (Acting until confirmed): Mzeusia
Director of Public Relations (Acting until confirmed): Domais

Current Auditors of Lazarus (Council of Lazarene Security)

Chairman: New Rogernomics
Auditors: Aflana, McChimp, Leonism, and Ryccia

Current Speakership

Speaker: Roavin
Deputy Speaker: Debussy

Current Human Resource Officers (Court Justices)

Human Resource Officers: Amerion, Atlantica, and Wymondham

Electrifying Elections
May 1st, 2020
The Shareholders of the Lazarene Corporation could not have expected the electrifying excitement in the Board Meeting room on the second floor of Corporate Headquarters, yesterday. There was less than a day left in the election for Managing Director of the Corporation, and there was a tie, with six votes for each McChimp and joWhatup. This resulted in discussion about a special election. However, Human Resource Officer Wymondham recast his vote in favor of joWhatup. Alas, the special election was not to be, as joWhatup now had enough votes to win the election. Before all this, we had a debate, a standing period, a campaign period, and there were two other candidates in this election, Domais and Chanku, and each got a single first-round vote, not enough to make it any further in the election.

The Managing Director ran on a public relations policy of building bridges with fellow neutral regions. He also stated in his campaign that he would reestablish the department of World Assembly Affairs, promote more on-site Gazette action, an unchanged regional roleplay, and keeping the Guard virtually unchanged. The Corporation will have another Managing Directorial election in four months’ time, and the Gazette congratulates joWhatup for his victory.
Article can be found here.

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Directorial Appointments
Today from his quarters Managing Director joWhatup nominated Domais as Director of Public Relations and Mzeusia as Director of Internal Management, they will serve the corporation in an acting capacity until confirmed.

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[Aleister]

Congratulations

[Domais]

Congratulations

Thanks.

[Reploid Productions]

MODEDIT: Trolling screenshots removed

Hey, dumbass, the post edit button only appear on your own posts

Somehow I doubt that Domais made a point to screencap his own post showing his full user ID and pass it around, so.

Ya can let the man's own head-arse views stand for themselves without faking screenshots to fuel the fire.

[Kanglia]

I'm going to make this very brief so as to not ensure the wrath of mod, but this is just incredibly dense.

As for anything else, I think Souls encompassed it quite nicely.

Get rid of your little hidden identity if you're going to post something like this, and for the love of [violet] don't fake your screencaps.