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King Bradley
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 138
Founded: Sep 10, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby King Bradley » Mon Dec 03, 2018 7:32 am

I was right! (And Myrth was wrong :P )
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New Rogernomics
Powerbroker
 
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Founded: Aug 22, 2006
Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Rogernomics » Sun Dec 16, 2018 2:34 pm

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The Official Newspaper of Lazarus
Special Issue • December 2018 •1 Page



BY THE CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER OF LAZCORP

A PROCLAMATION.

WHEREAS the Assembly in the exercise of the constitutional authority vested in them have resolved, by resolution of the Assembly of Lazarus bearing date this day "That the state of war between Lazarus and the New Pacific Order, which has been thrust upon Lazarus is hereby formally declared";

WHEREAS it is provided by Section one and Subsection five of the
Twelfth Mandate of Lazarus, as follows:
The Assembly may declare war against another region or organization, and repeal a declaration of war, at the request of the Delegate, by two-thirds vote.

The Assembly has invoked Section one, Subsection five of the twelfth Mandate of Lazarus, and as of 12/16/2018 4:16 PM is now at war with the New Pacific Order and all her dependencies.

Signed,
Treadwellia, Acting Chief Executive Officer
Treadwellia, Chief Operating Officer (Vice Delegate)
The Cabinet of Lazarus

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McChimp
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 196
Founded: Jul 25, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby McChimp » Sun Dec 16, 2018 2:48 pm

Lazarus rises!
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"So we can believe the big ones?"
YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.
"They're not the same at all!"
YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.' - Hogfather, Terry Pratchett.

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Indo-Malaysia
Minister
 
Posts: 2504
Founded: Nov 07, 2014
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Indo-Malaysia » Sun Dec 16, 2018 3:09 pm

Plot Twist: Declaration of War was made by an undercover NPO Agent in an attempt to distract from the formation of PRL II: Electric Boogaloo


Y'all can thank Alex Jones for that :p
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Skadifron
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Mar 18, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Skadifron » Sun Dec 16, 2018 3:10 pm

As a staunch supporter of war with the NPO, and someone who voted for this declaration, I for one applaud this decision by my fellow Lazarenes and am proud to do whatever my region calls upon me to do in this fight. After years of bending over, Lazarus is finally going to stand up for itself, and I am confident this war will not be fought in vain, but shall rather assert and strengthen Lazarene sovereignty and prosperity, both in matters of security and community. NPO Delenda Est!

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Killer Kitty
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 407
Founded: Oct 08, 2005
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Killer Kitty » Sun Dec 16, 2018 4:33 pm

Another victory for the Khanate!

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Kuriko
Diplomat
 
Posts: 671
Founded: Oct 31, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Kuriko » Sun Dec 16, 2018 4:35 pm

Killer Kitty wrote:Another victory for the Khanate!

The Khanate doesn't exist anymore EW :roll:
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Lord Dominator
Senator
 
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Founded: Dec 22, 2016
Corporate Police State

Postby Lord Dominator » Sun Dec 16, 2018 4:38 pm

Kuriko wrote:
Killer Kitty wrote:Another victory for the Khanate!

The Khanate doesn't exist anymore EW :roll:

The Khanate exists so long as people believe in it
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Klaus Devestatorie
Minister
 
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Founded: Aug 28, 2008
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Klaus Devestatorie » Sun Dec 16, 2018 4:40 pm

Killer Kitty wrote:Another victory for the Khanate!

We shall always prevail.

Kuriko wrote:The Khanate doesn't exist anymore EW :roll:

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Killer Kitty
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 407
Founded: Oct 08, 2005
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Killer Kitty » Sun Dec 16, 2018 4:43 pm

Kuriko wrote:The Khanate doesn't exist anymore EW :roll:


Sounds like some XKI fake news to me.

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Wycliffe
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 57
Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Wycliffe » Sun Dec 16, 2018 5:14 pm

I'll one up you and declare a Khaganate
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Saint Block
Envoy
 
Posts: 229
Founded: Dec 25, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Saint Block » Sun Dec 16, 2018 5:42 pm

A solid move from my former region, and home to one of my best friends! Thank you Lazarus for making the right decision. I look forward to your future success in the war effort. o7

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Grater Tovakia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 510
Founded: Mar 27, 2018
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Grater Tovakia » Sun Dec 16, 2018 5:43 pm

Glad to see you joined the fight!
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Altinsane
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 158
Founded: Feb 13, 2017
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Altinsane » Sun Dec 16, 2018 9:55 pm

Woo! I love a good sister-Sinker party. Hey, remember that time Perg said that Sinkers belonged to the Feederites and would be better off if we would just let ourselves be colonized? Haha. God, what a character. Welcome to the fiesta, Laz! Very excited.
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Malphe
Diplomat
 
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Founded: Jun 02, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Malphe » Mon Dec 17, 2018 5:07 am

Lord Dominator wrote:
Kuriko wrote:The Khanate doesn't exist anymore EW :roll:

The Khanate exists so long as people believe in it

The Khanate lives on in our hearts.
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- and apparently Rach's adopted son.
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Altmoras
Diplomat
 
Posts: 683
Founded: Jan 25, 2012
New York Times Democracy

Postby Altmoras » Mon Dec 17, 2018 5:33 am

I didn't know Lazarus had a military right now, or will one need to be established for the purpose of this war?
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Drop Your Pants
Minister
 
Posts: 3485
Founded: Apr 17, 2005
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Drop Your Pants » Mon Dec 17, 2018 6:01 am

Altmoras wrote:I didn't know Lazarus had a military right now, or will one need to be established for the purpose of this war?

Laz has rarely had a military of its own. Mostly its shared WA's with org groups.
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Armaros
Diplomat
 
Posts: 606
Founded: Apr 06, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Armaros » Mon Dec 17, 2018 7:13 am

Kuriko wrote:
Killer Kitty wrote:Another victory for the Khanate!

The Khanate doesn't exist anymore EW :roll:

Defender propaganda!

On a more serious note, I'm glad to see Lazarus made the decision to stand up for itself, although I would rather have this wouldn't be necessary.
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Drop Your Pants
Minister
 
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Founded: Apr 17, 2005
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Drop Your Pants » Mon Dec 17, 2018 7:22 am

I've got a lot of love for Laz but the last time it had any threatening military mobility was the Emerald Legion about a decade ago (EW can correct me with the more accurate time).
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Killer Kitty
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 407
Founded: Oct 08, 2005
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Killer Kitty » Mon Dec 17, 2018 7:26 am

Drop Your Pants wrote:I've got a lot of love for Laz but the last time it had any threatening military mobility was the Emerald Legion about a decade ago (EW can correct me with the more accurate time).


While the Emerald Legion was capable, the LLA did have its moments under the PRL, so you don't need to go that far back. After the NLO coup was defeated, however, it was downhill from there to the point that the LLA under the CU was near useless.

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New Rogernomics
Powerbroker
 
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Founded: Aug 22, 2006
Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Rogernomics » Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:07 am

Altmoras wrote:I didn't know Lazarus had a military right now, or will one need to be established for the purpose of this war?
Lazarus will need to establish one, and there is a discussion going on at the moment to decide the shape of it.

That said, my area of cabinet is culture orientated, and it will be up to whatever force is established to carry out what they feel is necessary to conduct the war.

If I would take a guess, then operations against fascist regions and NPO dependencies, would be a good start for getting the military in good practice.
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New Rogernomics
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Founded: Aug 22, 2006
Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Rogernomics » Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:17 am

Altinsane wrote:Woo! I love a good sister-Sinker party. Hey, remember that time Perg said that Sinkers belonged to the Feederites and would be better off if we would just let ourselves be colonized? Haha. God, what a character. Welcome to the fiesta, Laz! Very excited.
Ultimately Lazarus voted to not trust the New Pacific Order's assurances, and to declare war. Not sure what path Lazarene involvement will take, but whether we wanted this war or not, we have to see it to it's conclusion.

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Pro: Individualism, Humanism, Human Rights, Internationalism & Free Markets, Democracy, Decentralization, Treaty of Sèvres, and the independence of Taipei and Hong Kong.
Against: Social Conservatism, Religious Extremism, Extreme Nationalism, Racism, Homo/Trans phobia, Authoritarianism.

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Drop Your Pants
Minister
 
Posts: 3485
Founded: Apr 17, 2005
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Drop Your Pants » Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:34 am

Killer Kitty wrote:
Drop Your Pants wrote:I've got a lot of love for Laz but the last time it had any threatening military mobility was the Emerald Legion about a decade ago (EW can correct me with the more accurate time).


While the Emerald Legion was capable, the LLA did have its moments under the PRL, so you don't need to go that far back. After the NLO coup was defeated, however, it was downhill from there to the point that the LLA under the CU was near useless.

LLA had a lot more cross membership with other regions. But you're correct, it did do quite well for a time.
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Saint Block
Envoy
 
Posts: 229
Founded: Dec 25, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Saint Block » Mon Dec 17, 2018 1:16 pm

If Lazarus needs help militarily, I’d be delighted to lend my services.

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Galiantus III
Diplomat
 
Posts: 610
Founded: Jan 23, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Galiantus III » Mon Dec 17, 2018 1:44 pm

Saint Block wrote:If Lazarus needs help militarily, I’d be delighted to lend my services.


"Help" like you "helped" me. How 'bout no?
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