Embassy of Lazarus + News

[Nakarisaune]

With a "hi, hi, ho" and a "hi, hi, howl"
We're feeding the cub with the owl.
We will steal the show, TWP,
We are the wolves of the sea.

Just walk away, we will conquer it all.
Pirates will stand and the losers will fall.

With a "hi, hi, ho" and all that jazz,
We're stealing the prize back for Laz.
Our captain will sing on the bridge ‘or the sea
"Pirates are all we can be".

Just walk away, we will conquer it all.
Pirates will stand and the losers will fall.

With a "hi, hi, ho" and a "hi, hi, howl"
We're feeding the cub with the owl.
We will steal the show, TWP,
We are the wolves of the sea!

~based on Wolves of the Sea by Alestorm

This is truly beautiful. As is the new RMB.

I do feel the need to point out that Wolves of the Sea was originally a very silly Latvian Eurovision entry though, and I am now imagining TWP in similarly cheesy pirate costumes

[Altinsane]

With a "hi, hi, ho" and a "hi, hi, howl"
We're feeding the cub with the owl.
We will steal the show, TWP,
We are the wolves of the sea.

Just walk away, we will conquer it all.
Pirates will stand and the losers will fall.

With a "hi, hi, ho" and all that jazz,
We're stealing the prize back for Laz.
Our captain will sing on the bridge ‘or the sea
"Pirates are all we can be".

Just walk away, we will conquer it all.
Pirates will stand and the losers will fall.

With a "hi, hi, ho" and a "hi, hi, howl"
We're feeding the cub with the owl.
We will steal the show, TWP,
We are the wolves of the sea!

~based on Wolves of the Sea by Alestorm

BUT WHY THOUGH

Edit: You guys are monsters.

[Cormactopia Prime]

TWP was the rightful protector of LWU all along. Glad to have helped you guys take the Delegacy!

[Alkasia]

*hits head on keyboard*

At this point there's no reason for this to be posted in Lazarus' thread since we're now two occupations out from when they held LWU.

[Kawaii Schoolgirl]

BUT WHY THOUGH

Edit: You guys are monsters.

Was it because of the baby shark thing? I'm sincerely sorry to all parents who've suffered due to my inclusion of the song into the WFE. But not too sincere >.>

[Altinsane]

*hits head on keyboard*

At this point there's no reason for this to be posted in Lazarus' thread since we're now two occupations out from when they held LWU.

Apparently TWP has stolen it back for Lazarus. On behalf of Lazarus? To give to Lazarus? Not entirely sure, still reeling over the fact that evidently Osiris just can't have good allies anymore. Is there like a time limit on these things?

[The Holy Principality of Saint Mark]

Sheesh.
Feed a starving wolf cub and get called a bad ally.
What is this world coming to?

[Marrabuk]

The East Pacific hereby officially condemns the audacity of The West Pacific for the occupation of Lone Wolves United under the guise of "liberation" after condemning Osiris for doing the same and The East Pacific urges The West Pacific to return Lone Wolves United back to the peaceful Lazarene government which the Lone Wolves United natives support and The East Pacific thanks The West Pacific for the support it has shown the rightful government as The East Pacific awaits the prompt transition back to the Lazarene government knowing that The West Pacific and its honorable delegate are acting in good will in an admittedly complex situation.

[All Wild Things]

Lol! I think that song was needed for this game of GCR musical chairs

[Ryccia]

TEP Protectorate in 5, 4, 3...

[Reploid Productions]

Doesn't LWU have its own GP thread we can shift this discussion over to?

[TSP Foreign Office]

While initially hopeful of The West Pacific Armed Forces' takeover of Lone Wolves United, we were disappointed to find yet another occupation, once again under the guise of "protection".This marks the third invasion of Lone Wolves United in such a short time, a travesty considering that the Founder Evil Wolf is a commended nation. The obvious and tasteless mockery made of native Scardino using an ancient quote from 2006 on the World Factbook Entry is indicative.

The actions of the West Pacific Armed Forces, namely the extra-judicial and hostile formation of a new protectorate in Lone Wolves United, is as unambiguous example of an ongoing attempt to colonize a region as it is possible to imagine. Claims to the contrary are nothing but the most transparent attempts at propaganda to disguise this, and no informed and objective individual could conclude otherwise. The South Pacific does not recognize The West Pacific's claim to Lone Wolves United instated at the last major update, and we still continue to pledge our support for the government-in-exile as represented by former Delegate of Lone Wolves United, RAEAWN.

Signed,
The Cabinet of The South Pacific

[Evil Cub]

the palm people need a new speech writer *yelp*

[Alkasia]

Doesn't LWU have its own GP thread we can shift this discussion over to?

I hate to give them any more attention, but this has nothing to do with Lazarus anymore.

[New Rogernomics]

*hits head on keyboard*

At this point there's no reason for this to be posted in Lazarus' thread since we're now two occupations out from when they held LWU.

Apparently TWP has stolen it back for Lazarus. On behalf of Lazarus? To give to Lazarus? Not entirely sure, still reeling over the fact that evidently Osiris just can't have good allies anymore. Is there like a time limit on these things?

Shush! Lazarus needs to score a name as a big bad raider region.
Even though it's 'occupation Delegate' never ejected anyone personally...

[Malphe]

Ohh my gooood when will this end.

[Drop Your Pants]

If EW had let the founder die instead of giving the password to someone else this would have been so much more fun.

[Armaros]

If EW had let the founder die instead of giving the password to someone else this would have been so much more fun.

Why am I not surprised you think that?

[Roavin]

If EW had let the founder die instead of giving the password to someone else this would have been so much more fun.

A hostile founder is surely worse than a CTE'd founder, no?

[Xoriet]

If EW had let the founder die instead of giving the password to someone else this would have been so much more fun.

Then we’d have seen a TITO occupation, too.

[Syberis]

If EW had let the founder die instead of giving the password to someone else this would have been so much more fun.

Then we’d have seen a TITO occupation, too.

We still could, but they'd jump in two days after everything ended.

[Drop Your Pants]

Then we’d have seen a TITO occupation, too.

And I would have been point. While I have a lot of respect for EW as a player, burning something he's put a lot work into is just sweet justice.

[KhanterWinters]

With a "hi, hi, ho" and a "hi, hi, howl"
We're feeding the cub with the owl.
We will steal the show, TWP,
We are the wolves of the sea.

Just walk away, we will conquer it all.
Pirates will stand and the losers will fall.

With a "hi, hi, ho" and all that jazz,
We're stealing the prize back for Laz.
Our captain will sing on the bridge ‘or the sea
"Pirates are all we can be".

Just walk away, we will conquer it all.
Pirates will stand and the losers will fall.

With a "hi, hi, ho" and a "hi, hi, howl"
We're feeding the cub with the owl.
We will steal the show, TWP,
We are the wolves of the sea!

~based on Wolves of the Sea by Alestorm

BUT WHY THOUGH

Edit: You guys are monsters.

Roasted Owl is Delicious... you should try it in some time...

[Imkiville]

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The NPO's extensive malicious infiltrations of other regions, including several such operations against Lazarus, performed over the last few years has broken our trust in the government of The Pacific. As a result, we do not believe that the maintenance of diplomatic relations with the NPO at this time is in the best interests of Lazarus, and we have withdrawn our in-game embassy and archived our forum embassy for The Pacific.

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Furthermore, we intend to take more aggressive action against the NPO unless the following demands are met:

• Permanent removal from office in the NPO of the leaders of the Lazarus Task Force, inclusive of Aleisyr, Pergamon, Svezjacael, Stujenske, and Feux
• Other suspicious or undesirable nations known to the NPO to be resident in Lazarus or any off-site property are to be immediately reported to Lazarene regional staff
• The NPO may not deploy operations within our borders, unless future Lazarene policy allows support of a legal delegacy transition
• An official apology from the NPO for its recently revealed offences against Lazarus and other regions

Lazarus does not appreciate other regions using it as a toy or doormat, and further offences towards the current government of Lazarus will result in open hostility.

Signed,
Imkiville, Chief Executive Officer (Delegate)
Treadwellia, Chief Operating Officer (Vice Delegate)
The Cabinet of Lazarus

[Onder Kelkia]

A well-reasoned statement from Lazarus.