Embassy of Lazarus + News

[Big Bad Badger]

Be advised that any further attacks on OWO territory will be considered an attack on Osiris and treated as such. I expect that we can all now be a little nicer to our fuwwy fwiends.

Hail OWO!

Smokey, you are entering a world of pain!

Has LWU not been liberated from the hands of Lazarus? I don't see what the big deal is. Osiris is not a defender region, we couldn't possibly have been expected to go about things the way defenders would go about them.

Say what you want about the tenets of Defenderism Altidude, at least it’s an ethos.

We went into this expecting a classic liberation, and just over a third of your endos are SPSF forces. Not only did you not even mention that, but you then set up another hostile occupation rather than liberating the region?

You are out of your fucking element here, Donny.

Idk what TWP is even on about now. They liked Laz's hostile takeover of LWU but for some reason think Osiris' benevolent guidance is of the devil. Make up your minds.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.


This will not stand, ya know? This aggression will not stand, man!

The Badger abides!

[Altinsane]

Be advised that any further attacks on OWO territory will be considered an attack on Osiris and treated as such. I expect that we can all now be a little nicer to our fuwwy fwiends.

Hail OWO!

Smokey, you are entering a world of pain!

Has LWU not been liberated from the hands of Lazarus? I don't see what the big deal is. Osiris is not a defender region, we couldn't possibly have been expected to go about things the way defenders would go about them.

Say what you want about the tenets of Defenderism Altidude, at least it’s an ethos.

We went into this expecting a classic liberation, and just over a third of your endos are SPSF forces. Not only did you not even mention that, but you then set up another hostile occupation rather than liberating the region?

You are out of your fucking element here, Donny.

Idk what TWP is even on about now. They liked Laz's hostile takeover of LWU but for some reason think Osiris' benevolent guidance is of the devil. Make up your minds.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.


This will not stand, ya know? This aggression will not stand, man!

The Badger abides!

...If I weren't already knee deep in this and committed, this would make me just give up and do whatever TWP is doing. Brilliant. The Badger Abides! o/

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On the real tho, Roavin? This Osiris stabbed my in the back boohoo fest is getting old quick fast in a hurry. What part of "we need to make sure this doesn't happen again" led you to believe we were just going to take down the Laz graffiti and then just say our prayers extra hard every night that nothing else would happen to LWU? I have no idea where EW is, what's going on with the founder now, or what can be expected for LWU in the future. You're a defender, what's your problem? It isn't defending LWU to just clean up every time they get in a mess, I'm not Lazarus' cleanup crew. By protecting LWU, we ARE defending them. You can drop the act. Osiris didn't need your help to take LWU. We asked as a sign of good faith and the first thing you did was turn around and start accusing us of stuff. Get over it, dude. Not my fault if defenders don't know how to defend stuff.

[McChimp]

I'm not Lazarus' cleanup crew.

What an excellent notion. Lazarus' Ministry of Inter-regional Relations should really take note-have all of Osiris work as our janitors. I'd stay behind every evening to see Koth stalking up and down the corridor yanking a limp, faded henry hoover along behind him with a sour look on his face.

[Roavin]

On the real tho, Roavin? This Osiris stabbed my in the back boohoo fest is getting old quick fast in a hurry. What part of "we need to make sure this doesn't happen again" led you to believe we were just going to take down the Laz graffiti and then just say our prayers extra hard every night that nothing else would happen to LWU?

Detag and pile until an orderly transition to a sustainable native governance is achieved, or EW gets his nation back. Maybe add a note to the existing native WFE, if necessary; one that you remove later. You could have asked me. I happen to have dabbled in defending a bit in my time.

[TSP Foreign Office]

The South Pacific Special Forces had deployed to support Osiris' Sekhmet Legion in its supposed liberation of Lone Wolves United. Unfortunately, the monarchy of Osiris has instead set up another occupation of its own, eschewing standard liberation practices in favor of a customized World Factbook Entry that declares a new Osiris-run government, the OWO. Pharaoh Altinsane's deceptive demeanor towards innocent natives such as Evil Cub is indicative.

The actions of the Sekhmet Legion, namely the extra-judicial and agreement-breaking formation of a new governance in Lone Wolves United, is as unambiguous example of an ongoing attempt to colonize a region as it is possible to imagine. Claims to the contrary are nothing but the most transparent attempts at propaganda to disguise this, and no informed and objective individual could conclude otherwise. The South Pacific does not recognize the Osiris Whimsical Order instated at yesterday's major update, and continue to pledge our support for the government-in-exile as represented by former Delegate of Lone Wolves United, RAEAWN.

Signed,
The Cabinet of The South Pacific

[The Notorious Mad Jack]

Y'all take this stuff too seriously.

[Altinsane]

I'm not Lazarus' cleanup crew.

What an excellent notion. Lazarus' Ministry of Inter-regional Relations should really take note-have all of Osiris work as our janitors. I'd stay behind every evening to see Koth stalking up and down the corridor yanking a limp, faded henry hoover along behind him with a sour look on his face.

This seems weirdly realistic. We'll consider it.

Y'all take this stuff too seriously.

That's fake. I've never taken anything seriously a day in my life.

...Except, of course, THE RIGHTS OF LWU NATIVES TO DO WHATEVER THE HECK THEY WANT AND NOT GET INVADED ERRYDAY.

[The Notorious Mad Jack]

Y'all take this stuff too seriously.

That's fake. I've never taken anything seriously a day in my life.

...Except, of course, THE RIGHTS OF LWU NATIVES TO DO WHATEVER THE HECK THEY WANT AND NOT GET INVADED ERRYDAY.

Fair. To be honest, it's just nice to see people doing interesting things.

[Evil Cub]

Pharaoh Altinsane's deceptive demeanor towards innocent natives such as Evil Cub is indicative.

what does that mean, is alti a meaniebutt too? dad told me never to trust birds especially birds of prey like hawks and owls and stuff, unless theyre dead because then theyre food

DADDY COME HOME ALREADY *yelp* im so confused

[Altinsane]

Pharaoh Altinsane's deceptive demeanor towards innocent natives such as Evil Cub is indicative.

what does that mean, is alti a meaniebutt too? dad told me never to trust birds especially birds of prey like hawks and owls and stuff, unless theyre dead because then theyre food

DADDY COME HOME ALREADY *yelp* im so confused

Of course not, evil cutie. TSP just doesn't want you to have fun. They want to leave you all alone while your dad's away and let more meaniebutts try to steal your stuff. But I have snacks and cool movies. :> If anyone tries to be mean, I'll beat them up. Don't worry.

[Jar Wattinree]

Y'all take this stuff too seriously.

You're in NSGP. Everything here is taken as serious, because why not?

[Lord Dominator]

Y'all take this stuff too seriously.

You're in NSGP. Everything here is taken as serious, because why not?

Because otherwise we'd be rather bored

[The Holy Principality of Saint Mark]

Of course not, evil cutie. TSP just doesn't want you to have fun. They want to leave you all alone while your dad's away and let more meaniebutts try to steal your stuff. But I have snacks and cool movies. :> If anyone tries to be mean, I'll beat them up. Don't worry.

Mhm ... brainwashing your victims. Textbook.

[Kawaii Schoolgirl]

Mhm ... brainwashing your victims. Textbook.

Don't do it, EC! She'll turn you into a mummy! D:

[Evil Cub]

i still dont have movies or snacks *yelp*, maybe the palm people were right and altinsane is a meaniebutt too. palms arent food either like owls.

[Devi]

All I can think of is the poor horse. Beaten to death and then just pummelled more and more.

[Evil Cub]

All I can think of is the poor horse. Beaten to death and then just pummelled more and more.

NOOOOOOOOO dont pummel it! eat it! its food! and it cant run away like not dead horses can, they're fast food but if they're dead then they're slow food!!!!!!

also dad did tell me not to beat meat too much so theres that *yelp*

[The Notorious Mad Jack]

All I can think of is the poor horse. Beaten to death and then just pummelled more and more.

That horse is now the glue on an 8 year olds science project. Y'all are destroying Tammy's diorama.

[Altinsane]

All I can think of is the poor horse. Beaten to death and then just pummelled more and more.

That horse is now the glue on an 8 year olds science project. Y'all are destroying Tammy's diorama.

That's what Tammy gets for being a nerd. #BullyCulture

[Jar Wattinree]

You're in NSGP. Everything here is taken as serious, because why not?

Because otherwise we'd be rather bored

Word.

[Escade]

The horsey is well and alive:

[Evil Cub]

okay IM DONE WITH THE OWL. no snacks, no movies, and now ignoring me too

ALTINSANE YOU ARE A MEANIEBUTT TOO GET OUT OF DADS REGION AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *yelp*

i am now a member of the world assembly too (dad will be proud, i did it all on my own) and am ready to endorse any non meaniebutt (preferably not food) that will kick the meaniebutts out!!!

any palm people maybe?

The horsey is well and alive:

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if alti wasnt a meaniebutt she would give me that as food. im hungry.

[Armaros]

The horsey is well and alive:

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Pretty sure that's the horse reincarnated, running away from the people trying to beat it.

[Jar Wattinree]

The horsey is well and alive:

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Needs moar glue

[The Holy Principality of Saint Mark]

With a "hi, hi, ho" and a "hi, hi, howl"
We're feeding the cub with the owl.
We will steal the show, TWP,
We are the wolves of the sea.

Just walk away, we will conquer it all.
Pirates will stand and the losers will fall.

With a "hi, hi, ho" and all that jazz,
We're stealing the prize back for Laz.
Our captain will sing on the bridge ‘or the sea
"Pirates are all we can be".

Just walk away, we will conquer it all.
Pirates will stand and the losers will fall.

With a "hi, hi, ho" and a "hi, hi, howl"
We're feeding the cub with the owl.
We will steal the show, TWP,
We are the wolves of the sea!

~based on Wolves of the Sea by Alestorm