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Scardino
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Lone Wolves United - Smoking is Bad for You

Postby Scardino » Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:02 am

Lamb walked hurriedly into the office with long strides toward the ebony wood desk at the far end of the room with Green following casually behind. Green was visiting Lamb in Lazarus for the day, where Lamb had lately spent much of his time. As Lamb quickly opened and slammed shut desk drawers, Green dropped into one of the two black leather armchairs positioned in front of the desk and threw his right leg over the arm of the chair, slouching into the seat more deeply and comfortably than the maker of the chair ever intended. "God damn it, where did she keep them?" Lamb's profanity settled to a low mumble as he rapidly opened and slammed shut desk drawers.

Green, watching the ceiling fan turn overhead far too slowly to be effective, seemed to pay little attention as he asked, "What are you looking for?"

"There they are." Lamb pulled a pack of Benson and Hedges cigarettes from the bottom left drawer that had been left behind from Harmoneia, pulled a cigarette out of the pack, and tossed the pack into Green's lap. "The pack is half empty and stale but it's better than nothing." Green didn't acknowledge the pack of cigarettes in his lap and remained absent mindedly watching the slowly turning ceiling fan.

Lamb flopped back in the black leather armless chair with a headrest rimmed in silver studs, broke the filter from one of the cigarettes with his thumb and forefinger, flicked it across the room, and lit the frayed end with a disposable lighter he drew from his shirt pocket.

Lamb took a deep lung full of the smoke and let it warm him, exhaling slowly. "I'm tired of it, Green."

"What are you tired of?" Green was barely engaged in the conversation, now holding his thumb out in front of his face as he gazed upward at the fan or some detail on the ceiling.

"Mostly Scardino but some other shit, too."

Green put both feet on the floor, sat up, and picked up the half full pack of cigarettes. He didn't smoke but he wasn't opposed to trying new things.

"I've gotten a lot done but I don't have much more in the tank." Lamb tossed the lighter to Green who caught it with one hand and used it to light his own cigarette. "Really, I'm tired in general."

Green tried to talk at first through his coughing but took a moment to clear his throat. "So, you need to take a break? A vacation?"

"I don't think that's necessary." Lamb put his bare feet up on the desk and reclined again. "You can take it from here."

"Take what?"

"It. The Khanate. Lone Wolves United. The organization." Lamb spoke as if the continued conversation was forcing him to work in retirement.

"I can do that", Green said, slouched in his chair again, holding the cigarette above his face and watching it closely as it burned. "What's our timeline?"

"Now."

"That's coming up pretty soon. Should we get a press release ready for the public?" Green sat up slowly and crushed out the cigarette on the arm of his chair.

"Nah, fuck 'em."

"Ok." Green threw the lighter back to Lamb. "I'll head back then and let everyone know. Do you need anything else from me?"

"Nah, I'm good", Lamb said, passing the flame of the lighter casually over the surface of the desk as he spoke. Green stood up, cracked his knuckles with a groan, and walked out of the office.
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Drachen - god damnit scar
Syberis - Dammit Scar
Mall - fok u scar
Anerastreia - Scar so racist
Liliarchy - you evil evil man
Xoriet - You're adorable, Scar
Altino - Scar, I think I love you
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Severisen - Scar is the Rod Stewart of raiding
Roavin - Scardino has a sexy voice.
Biyah - so, I dearly love Scardino, he rocks my nuts
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Cormactopia Prime
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Postby Cormactopia Prime » Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:06 am

Cool. For your next update, can you write about how Green has decided LWU will get out of Lazarus and go back to raiding dead UCRs no one cares about?

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Postby Davelands » Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:18 am

I liked it. It was a good story and captured the emotions of the players.
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Scardino
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Postby Scardino » Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:34 am

Cormactopia Prime wrote:Cool. For your next update, can you write about how Green has decided LWU will get out of Lazarus and go back to raiding dead UCRs no one cares about?


But where's the intrigue in that? This will require a substance more potent than nicotine, for sure.
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Cormactopia II - God damn it Scardino
Drachen - god damnit scar
Syberis - Dammit Scar
Mall - fok u scar
Anerastreia - Scar so racist
Liliarchy - you evil evil man
Xoriet - You're adorable, Scar
Altino - Scar, I think I love you
Lamb Stone - Scardino knows I <3 him.
Severisen - Scar is the Rod Stewart of raiding
Roavin - Scardino has a sexy voice.
Biyah - so, I dearly love Scardino, he rocks my nuts
Lost - you're hulk mixed with tony stark
Cain - Scar restrains himself quite significantly on NS and is still known far and wide for his antics.
Biyah - God help us from Fedele bringing back the old ways. The current level of inept is just fine, thanks

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Postby Indo-Malaysia » Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:39 am

viewtopic.php?f=12&t=421299

You already have a GP thread
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Postby Elfine » Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:14 am

ok

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Postby Big Bad Badger » Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:39 am

Congratulations Green! Give them hell!!
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Neenee
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Postby Neenee » Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:45 am

*gets little wolf shaped cookies for Green*

You're gonna do great.
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Postby Marilyn Manson Freaks » Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:49 am

Nice.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Tue Apr 10, 2018 7:16 am

I feel targeted.
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Postby Kshrlmnt » Tue Apr 10, 2018 7:52 am

Kshrlmnt knocked on the office door.

Then knocked again.

After a moment she sighed. "I know you're in there, Green! I'm coming in and I expect you to be fully clothed and have all illegal substances hidden in 3... 2... 1...."

The door opened and a slightly disheveled-looking Green stood back to let her in. Kshrlmnt glanced around the office appraisingly; the wooden tables and desk gleamed and the bookshelves were weighed down with impressively pretentious tomes on necromancy and necro... huh. That explained a lot, actually.

"Nice office, Green," she said. "The compensating bigshot vibes are strong, and I like how you've personalized it with the goats."

"Imported," he informed her. "But the coco puffs are local."

"Cool. So, as congratulations from Unknown on your promotion, I brought you flowers."

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Green looked at them. He rubbed his bloodshot eyes. "You... um... thanks?"

Kshrlmnt gave him a big smile. "They'll be great for the office. Really give it a LWU vibe, you know?"

Green stared at her. She held her smile. He stared at her. She smiled. He stared.

Kshrlmnt snickered. "The look on your face." She tossed the flowers to the goat and pulled out a chalice from her satchel instead. "Here's your real gift; genuine Incognitian-made fendaskull, and a promise that in our tavern it'll always be full."


Congratulations, Green! I expect good things from you; Lamb left a strong base for you to build on. Long may LWU prosper!
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Postby Elysium Station II » Tue Apr 10, 2018 9:52 am

Well that's the last time I'll ever try a cigarette

Thanks all for the well wishes. I hope to do you all proud.
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Postby Malphe » Tue Apr 10, 2018 10:08 am

Fun read.
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Postby Ever-Wandering Souls » Tue Apr 10, 2018 10:08 am

Congrats on the Khanship and best of luck, Green. o/
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The color or what?..

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Postby Smoking Sheep » Tue Apr 10, 2018 12:12 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:I feel targeted.

How do you think I feel?

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Postby Sheep in darkspawn clothing » Tue Apr 10, 2018 12:16 pm

Smoking Sheep wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:I feel targeted.

How do you think I feel?

Cue the cavalcade of niche puppets :blush:

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Postby Ever-Wandering Souls » Tue Apr 10, 2018 12:19 pm

Sheep in darkspawn clothing wrote:
Smoking Sheep wrote:How do you think I feel?

Cue the cavalcade of niche puppets :blush:


I just miss The Raider Menance.
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Misley wrote:
Hobbesistan wrote:Don't think I understand the question.
The color or what?..

Jesus, Hobbes, it's 2015. You can't just call someone "the color".

Reploid Productions wrote:Raiders are endlessly creative

How Do I Telegram API?

Omnis delenda est.

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Postby Salvarity » Tue Apr 10, 2018 2:19 pm

Congratulations Green, we wish you the best of luck in managing LWU. :D
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Postby Funkadelia » Tue Apr 10, 2018 7:32 pm

I think Green will do a great job. :)
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Postby The Stalker » Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:34 pm

I don't know LWU staff well enough to know these various names, who is Green? I know Killer Kitty is Evil Wolf, is he also Green? Also is Lamb, Aleister?

I assume we aren't actually talking about Green or Lamb since that nation doesn't exist. :p
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Postby Ever-Wandering Souls » Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:44 pm

The Stalker wrote:I don't know LWU staff well enough to know these various names, who is Green? I know Killer Kitty is Evil Wolf, is he also Green? Also is Lamb, Aleister?

I assume we aren't actually talking about Green or Lamb since that nation doesn't exist. :p


Green is neither EW nor Lamb. EW is the new Laz delegate, but he is not Green. Evil Wolf and Scardino, as leaders of yore, plus now Lamb as a recently retied leader, hold the title of "Alpha Emeritus," sorta like "former president" per se. Green is the new Khan, and he's made Tom his Il-Khan, sorta a second in command. https://www.nationstates.net/nation=elysium_station_ii is Green.
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The Alicorns (Equestria) wrote:Let them stay, no need to badmouth them...From our view a bunch of nations just came in, seized the delegate position, and changed a few superficial things...we play NationStates differently...there's really no reason for us to be butthurt.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8944227
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8951258

Misley wrote:
Hobbesistan wrote:Don't think I understand the question.
The color or what?..

Jesus, Hobbes, it's 2015. You can't just call someone "the color".

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How Do I Telegram API?

Omnis delenda est.

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Postby The Stalker » Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:47 pm

Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:
The Stalker wrote:I don't know LWU staff well enough to know these various names, who is Green? I know Killer Kitty is Evil Wolf, is he also Green? Also is Lamb, Aleister?

I assume we aren't actually talking about Green or Lamb since that nation doesn't exist. :p


Green is neither EW nor Lamb. EW is the new Laz delegate, but he is not Green. Evil Wolf and Scardino, as leaders of yore, plus now Lamb as a recently retied leader, hold the title of "Alpha Emeritus," sorta like "former president" per se. Green is the new Khan, and he's made Tom his Il-Khan, sorta a second in command. https://www.nationstates.net/nation=elysium_station_ii is Green.


Ah I see, thanks!
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