Regional Moderators Needed

[D3F4ULT]

Region-V3N0M

Please fill out the questionnaire below and send your responses to D3F4ULT, then move to V3NOM, and endorse D3F4ULT

Please fill out the following information about your region.
-How old is your region
-How long have you been playing NS
-Are you in the WA
-What timezone are you in?
-What times are you available?
-What are your skills (pertaining to NS only)
-Have you ever raided before?
-Have you ever defended before?
-If yes to either of the last 2, with what region?
-Have you ever been ejected or banjected?
-Have you ever held power before?
-What is your favorite color?
-Why do you want to be an admin in my region?
-What country are you from?
-List your puppets-
-List the last 10 regions you have been in? (If applicable)
-List your previous NS history-
-How active are you?
-How many puppets do you have?
-Why?
-Explain raiding in your own words-
-explain defending in your own words-
-Why should I trust you-
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Please be truthful on this application (we will know if you are lying)

[Vincent Drake]

-How old is your region
I actually don't know

-How long have you been playing NS
Much longer than most people would think

-Are you in the WA
Up to 80 times a day

-What timezone ar you in?
This one

-What times are you available?
All of them.

-What are your skills (pertaining to NS only)
Pressing keys
Pushing buttons
Pulling updaters
Powering on
Pacing chases
Packing heat
Padding stats
Pairing up
Pestering Lili into updating
Picking apart raiders
Piling into nah I hate piling yo
Pinning down update times
Plastering the activity feed with nation prep
Plotting to coup various GCRs
Plundering fash regions
Poaching updaters
Poking Roavin
Preaching moralist defenderism
Protecting natives from themselves

-Have you ever raided before?
I live and breathe raiding

-Have you ever defended before?
No that's icky

-If yes to either of the last 2, with what region?
All of them, or at least, the ones that last longer than 10 minutes

-Have you ever been ejected or banjected?
I am too awesome to get banjected.

-Have you ever held power before?
I hold the balance of life and death at my fingertips

-What is your favorite color?
Whichever one works. I hate when people keep putting the markers away with the caps off.

-Why do you want to be an admin in my region?
To burn it to the ground

-What country are you from?
I actually can never be 100% completely sure. Records on orphans in the 80s weren't like they are today.

-List your puppets-
You really don't want me to do this

-List the last 10 regions you have been in? (If applicable)
https://www.nationstates.net/region=spear_danes
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the ... nt_nations
https://www.nationstates.net/region=spear_danes
https://www.nationstates.net/region=persian_empire
https://www.nationstates.net/region=spear_danes
https://www.nationstates.net/region=merde
https://www.nationstates.net/region=spear_danes
https://www.nationstates.net/region=ind ... federation
https://www.nationstates.net/region=spear_danes
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the ... ign_states

-List your previous NS history-
In a former life, I was a roman emperor

-How active are you?
I barely login and rarely come to updates

-How many puppets do you have?
Again, you don't want to know this, and I don't want to count this

-Why?
Text walls

-Explain raiding in your own words-
"Bad People Doing Mean Things"

-explain defending in your own words-
,vibny
.cibby
,.vnny
.cunbny
,vinby

-Why should I trust you-
You shouldn't, which is the point of this satirical piece of gibberish. You shouldn't solicit random members of the public for vital regional positions, particularly one as important as an admin. You also really shouldn't ask for particular personal information in a totally public place.

In addition, people won't just sign up for a 1 nation region unless you explain what yours brings to the table that they can't get in their existing regions. Power in a 1 nation region is hardly a compelling offer. Raiding isn't, either, considering how everyone and their mother offer that now. What unique things do you have to offer?

[Trumpsupporter]

I can see why he doesn't want to show his puppets, most of them contain incomplete sentences.

[Lenlyvit]

I can see why he doesn't want to show his puppets, most of them contain incomplete sentences.

That's the way they were intended . His puppet naming scheme is to work with moving from region to region, so it says "Vinny Drake jigged as he relocated from Spear Danes to Anti Trump Alliance". Its a pretty funny naming scheme.