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The State of the Anonymous Puppets

Postby Definitely not an anonymous puppet » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:34 am

Merry Holidays, everyone!

You know what that means- it's the end of the year. It's time to reflect on our year, in Gameplay, and in our lives (by which I mean, gameplay).

That must mean it's time for a bunch of random anonymous puppets to fill gameplay with random trash and stuff.

Wait, I never said that!

This is definitely not an anonymous puppet and this is definitely a completely serious article about how to improve NationStates communities. It is also not propaganda.

First, let's consider the idea of choice. Choice is when there are multiple paths that one can take, and they take one instead of the other, because it is fun, beneficial, or will screw the system, or whatever other reasons there may be. In NationStates Gameplay, choice is a real thing. You have to choose your region, your side of gameplay, your friends, your enemies, and who to randomly troll every once in a while.

Onto that topic of choice in regions, when first founded, you are founded in one of the Feeder regions, which are humongous and indoctrinating in their policies. Then, you get recruitment telegrams from the User-Created Regions- which are pro-choice, even if they may skim over their weaknesses in the region, they only make a case. They do not compel you to join their region. Therefore, the UCRs are more pro-choice than Feeders, and, if refounded or ejected, sinkers and the Rejected Realms, too.

The second point to be discussed is democracy. Most people believe in democracy. Democracy is when the people get to decide important issues regarding government. Some support the idea when it comes to real-life, but do not when it comes to NationStates- because they just want more power. Since they do not hold public office in real life, they need more democracy, so that they have more decisions to make. But in NationStates, when they already have power- they need to keep it, so they run monarchies and/or dictatorships. This is true of a few UCRs, all the sinkers, and some of the feeders.

Then I ask the question. Is it democracy, when, at heart, you are a member of someone else's democracy? Are you really to be trusted when your loyalties lie elsewhere? Curious Observations, another nation that is definitely not an anonymous puppet, mentioned the rampant voter importation in Lazarus several months ago. Voter importation is against democracy. No person can serve two masters, whether that be Balder and Europeia, the South Pacific and The Order of the Grey Wardens, or Lazarus and Lone Wolves United, etc. It is just an attempt either to gain power across the board for oneself, or for your actual region.

A monarchy with only natives, in which the people in power will definitely be natives, is far better than a democracy with foreign voters, where foreign attachments get in the way of that democracy.

Some communities, however, have enough in common that perhaps you could be in both. These commonly separate down the lines of UCRs and GCRs. As the two types of regions function differently, their differences cannot be reconciled. The UCR will always be battling the GCR for recruits.

Now let us examine the Gamerite influence in one of the largest UCRs.

Europeia's president is the Queen of Balder, Solorni/Rach. It's very clear that, despite their similarities, the two regions are very different. It is likely that Solorni is attempting to gain power overall, but perhaps it is just for the welfare for one of the communities.

This is not a singular occurrence. Gamerite regions (those that oppose choice) feed off of UCRs, sucking the blood out of them for their own personal and regional gain. This cannot be allowed to happen. Gamerites cannot be allowed to stay in UCRs. The two cannot be reconciled, and must be segregated into eternity. Or else the general welfare of the communities will be in danger.

-Definitely not an anonymous puppet writing a satirical speech. Happy Holidays!

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Postby Oakrugia » Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:04 am

What potentially is this? Rachel had only gone to power because of her popularity and her experience within Europeian politics. This also includes the fact that she's been a trusted and reliant member for over 8 years, but "trying to gain power" is not what she clearly wanted. >.<

Gamerites do suck [or raid] out of the UCRS, but that doesn't mean that Gamerites can't be respectively brought into other UCR's too. But what sense or proof does a gamerite being entered into a UCR affect the communities? They've done nothing wrong, and may lose their influence and power throughout their former GCR.

Yes, there are other user created regions who try to own GCR's, but that does not mean they fully own it. Balder and Europeia are two separate regions, but that does not mean Europeia is in ownership of Balder. The President does have some limits, and maybe we are similar regions trying to gain land for evil, but we are not trying to conquer the land out of other NS regions' just for nothing. We're living like normal individuals who like to experience politics and gameplay outside of their own region, depending on their status and liability. So if you think I'm wrong, tell me why.
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Postby Pergamon » Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:37 am

Is this supposed to be a joke? What is going on lately? What the hell..
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Postby James the Lionheart » Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:43 am

The claims in this thread about Rach are ridiculous. She is not trying to gain power and influence in both Europeia and Balder because she already has them, and has had them for about 8x longer than I've been playing the game.

Cheers on the attempt but your satire needs a bit of work. :P
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Postby Benevolent Thomas » Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:45 am

You'd think it was summer with the sheer amount of shitposting this community has been up to lately. Maybe we're doing a July in Christmas sort of deal this year.
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Postby Solorni » Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:51 am

Is there any proof that I am also the President of Europeia?
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Postby Benevolent Thomas » Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:53 am

Solorni wrote:Is there any proof that I am also the President of Europeia?

Shame on you for even reading it.
Ballotonia wrote:Personally, I think there's something seriously wrong with a game if it willfully allows the destruction of longtime player communities in favor of kids whose sole purpose is to enjoy ruining the game for others.

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Postby Big Bad Badger » Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:53 am

Piss off with the anonymous puppets! If you don't have the courage to speak with your main when shit posting you are insignificant and weak!
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Postby Vulturret » Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:55 am

Benevolent Thomas wrote:You'd think it was summer with the sheer amount of shitposting this community has been up to lately. Maybe we're doing a July in Christmas sort of deal this year.

Yeah, and there was even more for the couple of months (if I recall correctly) that you were off the air. Gameplay is just the most hostile way to play the game, I guess. This guy, however, should be doing this with his main. Less cowardly.
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Postby Benevolent Thomas » Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:59 am

I mean, I wouldn't go as far as you or BBB have gone to condemn this. I just think the climate is right to shitpost with your main account. I mean, TGW and GRE have built empires off of it. The era of satire is dead and gone (mostly because nobody in GP that is willing to write understands satire), it is now the age of poopposting. Do it loud, do it proud.
Ballotonia wrote:Personally, I think there's something seriously wrong with a game if it willfully allows the destruction of longtime player communities in favor of kids whose sole purpose is to enjoy ruining the game for others.

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Postby Ambrella » Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:06 am

Solorni/Rach has been a citizen of Europeia longer than Balder has even existed, so it's not like this is some kind of cheap power play. Silly Billy. :p
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Postby Kanglia » Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:10 am

The amounts of tomfoolery & shitty attempts at essays coming from puppets I have seen in 2017 are baffling.
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Postby The Noble Thatcherites » Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:35 am

Definitely not an anonymous puppet wrote:-Definitely not an anonymous puppet writing a satirical speech. Happy Holidays!
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Postby Lenlyvit » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:03 am

This is just another thread proclaiming BS that we should ignore and allow to disappear.
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Postby Intelligeneria » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:34 am

Pergamon wrote:Is this supposed to be a joke? What is going on lately? What the hell..



Sounds like just what a Gamerite would say...pesky Gamerites, trying to suck out life from us UCRs... ridiculous!
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Postby Definitely not an anonymous puppet » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:47 am

The Noble Thatcherites wrote:
Definitely not an anonymous puppet wrote:-Definitely not an anonymous puppet writing a satirical speech. Happy Holidays!
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See this post, everyone. I thought the lack of actual seriousness would be reasonably obvious... I was wrong.

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Postby Glen-Rhodes » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:03 pm

Your satirical post has nothing to do with anonymous puppets. It's also not actually satire. Do better.

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Postby The Noble Thatcherites » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:30 pm

Glen-Rhodes wrote:Your satirical post has nothing to do with anonymous puppets. It's also not actually satire. Do better.
^ that
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Postby Vulturret » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:34 pm

The Noble Thatcherites wrote:
Glen-Rhodes wrote:Your satirical post has nothing to do with anonymous puppets. It's also not actually satire. Do better.
^ that

Yup.
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Postby Ambrella » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:40 pm

Definitely not an anonymous puppet wrote:
The Noble Thatcherites wrote:</thread>
See this post, everyone. I thought the lack of actual seriousness would be reasonably obvious... I was wrong.

ANGRY TEXT.
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Postby Big Bad Badger » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:49 pm

Glen-Rhodes wrote:Your satirical post has nothing to do with anonymous puppets. It's also not actually satire. Do better.

Even I agree with Glen on something!
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Postby That One Nation Part Two » Sat Dec 23, 2017 2:14 pm

smh, if you wanna make a "satirical" post then make it at least kinda funny :P but points for trying I guess... :eyebrow:

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Postby States of Glory » Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:41 pm

inb4 someone accuses OP of being Unibot.
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Postby RiderSyl » Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:43 pm

OP is Unibot!

There, SoG

Big Bad Badger wrote:
Glen-Rhodes wrote:Your satirical post has nothing to do with anonymous puppets. It's also not actually satire. Do better.

Even I agree with Glen on something!

Me too. This is weird
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Postby Unibot III » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:37 pm

RiderSyl wrote:OP is Unibot!

There, SoG


:(

I could at least make a satire piece funny for christ's sake. I have a sense of humour somewhere in my programming.
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