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by **Dr Mcmannia Whitehall** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 1:41 am

The preliminary constitution: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1TW8gBE ... sp=sharing

by **RiderSyl** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 1:47 am

Vadia wrote:A lot of people who won't say who they are, are in the region promising the moon and the sun.

Hello, welcome to NationStates

by **Vadia** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 1:51 am

RiderSyl wrote:
Vadia wrote:A lot of people who won't say who they are, are in the region promising the moon and the sun.

Hello, welcome to NationStates

It's old, it's been done to death.

Let's try something new and somewhat interesting, like coups or violent takeovers.

by **Sensible Government Type** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 2:06 am

We are formally announcing the start of the true righteous government of Lazarus: The Pencil Sharpeners Puppet Storage Undead Celestial Lazarene Order (or TPSPSUCLO for short).

It has come to our attention that there have recently been events in Lazarus. We wish to partake in these events, and by ‘partake’ we really mean ‘bend everybody to our will’. We believe that it is the destiny of Lazarus for it to be subjugated by a UCR, which is why we will be ruling Lazarus entirely from our region without any attempt to move any of our nations there. While some factions may endeavour to bring Lazarus under their control with propaganda and false promises, we will attempt no such thing. Subversion will be done using a more direct route: bribing Imki using chocolate. We believe that there is nobody who can stand in our way, so we would advise anybody reading this to bow down to TPSPSUCLO, or suffer a fate worse than banjection.

by **Malphe** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 2:12 am

Full support.

by **Altmoras** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 2:15 am

Nice meme.

by **Sanghelioes** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 2:26 am

I liked Funk but the Wolves are the ones who ruined Lazarus

by **Dr Mcmannia Whitehall** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 2:33 am

Sanghelioes wrote:I liked Funk but the Wolves are the ones who ruined Lazarus

We have no association with Wolves, personally I was always more of a Targaryen supporter than a stark lover

by **Glacikaldr** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 2:37 am

Sanghelioes wrote:I liked Funk but the Wolves are the ones who ruined Lazarus

Funk was a soldier in LWU (the 'Wolves') long before he banjected the legitimate government... he just used tons of propaganda to make you think otherwise... under Funk and everyone else you were still a Wolfist colony...

You either like Funk and the other wolfies, or you don't. As simple as that. Stop lying to yourself.

by **Warzone Codger** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:01 am

Klaus Devestatorie wrote:
The Resentine Kingdom wrote:Permanent Revolution, you say?

(Image)

Sarcasm, obviously, before anyone tries to take this out of context as an official diplomatic goal of TSP.

If you're bringing back the NLO, call me

Why bring back the NLO?

The 5th most endorsements in the region atm is Communist Stephen Colbert - We could bring back the South Pacific Socialist Republic!

by **The New California Republic** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:13 am

Dr Mcmannia Whitehall wrote:
The New California Republic wrote:I am not going to trust a bunch of newbies with the future of Lazarus.

I’ve been playing ns since 2006. Doesn’t really fit that label

I have been playing on and off since 2003. Also, I have never heard of you in Lazarus, it just smells like a shameless power grab by a non native to me.

by **Dr Mcmannia Whitehall** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:23 am

The New California Republic wrote:
Dr Mcmannia Whitehall wrote:
I’ve been playing ns since 2006. Doesn’t really fit that label

I have been playing on and off since 2003. Also, I have never heard of you in Lazarus, it just smells like a shameless power grab by a non native to me.

I’ll be the first to admit I haven’t been very active on site for a while, but I’ve been a part of Lazarus’s discord since funkadelia first took over.

by **The New California Republic** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:25 am

Dr Mcmannia Whitehall wrote:
The New California Republic wrote:I have been playing on and off since 2003. Also, I have never heard of you in Lazarus, it just smells like a shameless power grab by a non native to me.

I’ll be the first to admit I haven’t been very active on site for a while, but I’ve been a part of Lazarus’s discord since funkadelia first took over.

Hence the reason I wouldn't trust you with the future of Lazarus.

by **Dr Mcmannia Whitehall** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:30 am

The New California Republic wrote:
Dr Mcmannia Whitehall wrote:
I’ll be the first to admit I haven’t been very active on site for a while, but I’ve been a part of Lazarus’s discord since funkadelia first took over.

Hence the reason I wouldn't trust you with the future of Lazarus.

Then you should join us. Be a leader in our campaign to bring a new democratic government to Lazarus. https://discord.gg/Z32pefg

by **The New California Republic** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:35 am

Dr Mcmannia Whitehall wrote:
The New California Republic wrote:Hence the reason I wouldn't trust you with the future of Lazarus.

Then you should join us. Be a leader in our campaign to bring a new democratic government to Lazarus. https://discord.gg/Z32pefg

Nope. You are not going to win me over by trying to recruit me. Not going to work.

by **Dr Mcmannia Whitehall** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:38 am

The New California Republic wrote:
Dr Mcmannia Whitehall wrote:
Then you should join us. Be a leader in our campaign to bring a new democratic government to Lazarus. https://discord.gg/Z32pefg

Nope. You are not going to win me over by trying to recruit me. Not going to work.

Well then this democracy is just going to sit here waiting for you with big puppy dog eyes

by **The New California Republic** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:49 am

Dr Mcmannia Whitehall wrote:
The New California Republic wrote:Nope. You are not going to win me over by trying to recruit me. Not going to work.

Well then this democracy is just going to sit here waiting for you with big puppy dog eyes

Democracy is the last thing that Lazarus needs right now. It needs an autocratic native to bring some order with an iron fist. Lazarus is suffering from too much democracy, democracy is part of the problem, not the solution.

by **Glen-Rhodes** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:49 am

Because Lazarus in the hands of raiders just worked out so well~~~

HYDRA/TRI using Laz as a trophy and siphoning recruits isn’t any better than LWU doing it

by **Dr Mcmannia Whitehall** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:53 am

Glen-Rhodes wrote:Because Lazarus in the hands of raiders just worked out so well~~~

HYDRA/TRI using Laz as a trophy and siphoning recruits isn’t any better than LWU doing it

Hydra died like a year ago (I don’t know what’ll happen to TRI, I’m only really interested in Lazarus)). You gotta keep up with current events.

by **The Septimanian Marches** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:12 am

A new batch of UCR entryists trying to take a GCR? Nothing new under the sun these days.

by **Orange Wolf** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:18 am

Treason never prospers.

by **The New California Republic** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:39 am

Orange Wolf wrote:Treason never prospers.

It isn't treason when there is no government to betray in the first place...

by **Glen-Rhodes** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:10 am

Dr Mcmannia Whitehall wrote:
Glen-Rhodes wrote:Because Lazarus in the hands of raiders just worked out so well~~~

HYDRA/TRI using Laz as a trophy and siphoning recruits isn’t any better than LWU doing it

Hydra died like a year ago (I don’t know what’ll happen to TRI, I’m only really interested in Lazarus)). You gotta keep up with current events.

The current event I see is a raider trying to pick up where Wolf left off

by **Arlo** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:19 am

Well, you're confident. That counts for something I guess!

by **Marilyn Manson Freaks** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:44 am

Oh my god Lazarus is a bigger mess this year than it ever was.

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