Laz Miserables is set to hit the stage this summer
Celestial Theatre, Lazarus. Coups inspire many things: rage, hope, anguish, victory, but a musical? The creative team behind such hits as Hello, Dali!, How to Succeed in Couping Without Even Trying, and Kick Me, Kate plans to launch a musical based on the recent events in Lazaru, dubbed Laz Miserables.
The cast was kind enough to give us a preview of one of their title numbers.
[NATIONSTATES GAMEPLAY]
One post more!
Another post, another litany
Of never-ending forum repartee.
The guys who carried out this crime
Will surely post a hundredth time
One post more!
[LAZARUS FREEE PRESS]
I did not post until today
So I might as well get started
[NATIONSTATES GAMEPLAY]
One post more!
[LAZARUS FREE PRESS & LAZARENE TIMES-GAZETTE]
Tomorrow’s only words away
NSGP will get bombarded
[THE HONEST DEFENDER]
One more post all on my own
[LAZARUS FREE PRESS & LAZARENE TIMES-GAZETTE]
Shall we syndicate our posts?
[THE HONEST DEFENDER]
One more post that proves I’m daring
[LAZARUS FREE PRESS & LAZARENE TIMES-GAZETTE]
I was made to write with you
[THE HONEST DEFENDER]
To spread truth that should be known
[LAZARUS FREE PRESS & LAZARENE TIMES-GAZETTE]
And we’ll share our bylines too!
[THE HONEST DEFENDER]
But they never seem to care…
[THE LAZARUS LIBERATOR]
One more post without a name!
[LAZARUS FREE PRESS]
Should I copyright this though?
[THE LAZARUS LIBERATOR]
I just edited my thesis
[LAZARUS FREE PRESS]
Why not merge our papers then?
[THE LAZARUS LIBERATOR]
And replaced the RL names
[LAZARUS FREE PRESS]
Do it now or do it when?
[THE LAZARUS LIBERATOR]
But we’re not all just the same
[THE LAZARUS FREE PRESS-TIMES-GAZETTE]
The time is now, the day is here
[NATIONSTATES GAMEPLAY]
One post more!
[LAZARENE GUARDIAN]
One post more to revolution
We will drown ‘em all in print
Although when it comes to endos
True, we haven’t made a dint
[EMPIRE EXPRESS]
Watch ‘em run amock
[RAHL DAILY NEWS]
Catch ‘em as they fall
[EMPIRE EXPRESS & RAHL DAILY NEWS]
Wonder now if Funk
Would want to be a Rahl?
[EMPIRE EXPRESS]
Here’s a little wolf
[RAHL DAILY NEWS]
There’s a little lamb
[EMPIRE EXPRESS & RAHL DAILY NEWS]
Most of them are raiders
In between exams
[THE LAZARUS FREE PRESS-TIMES-GAZETTE LIBERATOR]
My place is here, I post with you!
[NATIONSTATES GAMEPLAY]
One post more!
[THE LAZARUS FREE PRESS-TIMES-GAZETTE LIBERATOR]
We did not post until today
[THE HONEST DEFENDER]
One more post all on my own
[THE LAZARUS FREE PRESS-TIMES-GAZETTE LIBERATOR]
So we might as well get started
[LAZARENE GUARDIAN]
We will fight these wretched despots
We will publish what they do
We will learn their little secrets
We hope they use pastebin too
[EMPIRE EXPRESS & RAHL DAILY NEWS]
Watch 'em run around
What a sight to see
While no one’s around
Let’s go coup TSP
[NATIONSTATES GAMEPLAY]
Tomorrow is another post
Tomorrow is another roast
[THE HONEST-LAZARUS-GUARDIAN-FREE PRESS-TIMES-GAZETTE-LIBERATOR]
Tomorrow we’ll discover what new paper is in store
One more yawn
One more rant
One post more!
One post more!
Another post, another litany
Of never-ending forum repartee.
The guys who carried out this crime
Will surely post a hundredth time
One post more!
[LAZARUS FREEE PRESS]
I did not post until today
So I might as well get started
[NATIONSTATES GAMEPLAY]
One post more!
[LAZARUS FREE PRESS & LAZARENE TIMES-GAZETTE]
Tomorrow’s only words away
NSGP will get bombarded
[THE HONEST DEFENDER]
One more post all on my own
[LAZARUS FREE PRESS & LAZARENE TIMES-GAZETTE]
Shall we syndicate our posts?
[THE HONEST DEFENDER]
One more post that proves I’m daring
[LAZARUS FREE PRESS & LAZARENE TIMES-GAZETTE]
I was made to write with you
[THE HONEST DEFENDER]
To spread truth that should be known
[LAZARUS FREE PRESS & LAZARENE TIMES-GAZETTE]
And we’ll share our bylines too!
[THE HONEST DEFENDER]
But they never seem to care…
[THE LAZARUS LIBERATOR]
One more post without a name!
[LAZARUS FREE PRESS]
Should I copyright this though?
[THE LAZARUS LIBERATOR]
I just edited my thesis
[LAZARUS FREE PRESS]
Why not merge our papers then?
[THE LAZARUS LIBERATOR]
And replaced the RL names
[LAZARUS FREE PRESS]
Do it now or do it when?
[THE LAZARUS LIBERATOR]
But we’re not all just the same
[THE LAZARUS FREE PRESS-TIMES-GAZETTE]
The time is now, the day is here
[NATIONSTATES GAMEPLAY]
One post more!
[LAZARENE GUARDIAN]
One post more to revolution
We will drown ‘em all in print
Although when it comes to endos
True, we haven’t made a dint
[EMPIRE EXPRESS]
Watch ‘em run amock
[RAHL DAILY NEWS]
Catch ‘em as they fall
[EMPIRE EXPRESS & RAHL DAILY NEWS]
Wonder now if Funk
Would want to be a Rahl?
[EMPIRE EXPRESS]
Here’s a little wolf
[RAHL DAILY NEWS]
There’s a little lamb
[EMPIRE EXPRESS & RAHL DAILY NEWS]
Most of them are raiders
In between exams
[THE LAZARUS FREE PRESS-TIMES-GAZETTE LIBERATOR]
My place is here, I post with you!
[NATIONSTATES GAMEPLAY]
One post more!
[THE LAZARUS FREE PRESS-TIMES-GAZETTE LIBERATOR]
We did not post until today
[THE HONEST DEFENDER]
One more post all on my own
[THE LAZARUS FREE PRESS-TIMES-GAZETTE LIBERATOR]
So we might as well get started
[LAZARENE GUARDIAN]
We will fight these wretched despots
We will publish what they do
We will learn their little secrets
We hope they use pastebin too
[EMPIRE EXPRESS & RAHL DAILY NEWS]
Watch 'em run around
What a sight to see
While no one’s around
Let’s go coup TSP
[NATIONSTATES GAMEPLAY]
Tomorrow is another post
Tomorrow is another roast
[THE HONEST-LAZARUS-GUARDIAN-FREE PRESS-TIMES-GAZETTE-LIBERATOR]
Tomorrow we’ll discover what new paper is in store
One more yawn
One more rant
One post more!
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Written by New Kervoskia
The Trans-Pacific Times: all the scandal that's fit to print
Note all this fabricated and is not based on (much) fact
