Embassy of the South Pacific

[Jar Wattinree]

Congratulations to the Slab of Concrete.

[Drew Durrnil]

I thought Concrete Slab had already been the leader of SPSF for a few months or so

*figurehead leader
though congrats slab you are literally jesus

[Utahn Theocratic Republic]

Other than getting spammed on discord by slab i think this is a big W for the SPSF.

[Concrete Slab]

Congratulations, Concrete Slab! You've made the SPSF an amazing and inviting place to be, and to see a high turnout at the peak of the England siege is especially amazing!!

You're awesome, keep up the good work!!

Thank you so much! I am absolutely so impressed with your progress and have such a blast whenever we're updating together!

W Moment.

W

The. Literal. Best.

YOU GO BIG BRO

How can I be the best when I have you for a little sis?

Congratulations CS, awesome news!

Thank you Pic!!!

a simply slabulous decision

>:D

Congratulations!!!

Thanks Maowi!

Congratulations to the Slab of Concrete.

The Slab of Concrete accepts your congratulations.

I thought Concrete Slab had already been the leader of SPSF for a few months or so

*figurehead leader
though congrats slab you are literally jesus

I'm the actual leader! And I don't know if I'd go that far

Other than getting spammed on discord by slab i think this is a big W for the SPSF.

If you showed up to more update I could promote you

[Ostrovskiy]

Congratulations, Concrete Slab! You've made the SPSF an amazing and inviting place to be, and to see a high turnout at the peak of the England siege is especially amazing!!

You're awesome, keep up the good work!!

Thank you so much! I am absolutely so impressed with your progress and have such a blast whenever we're updating together!

W Moment.

W

The. Literal. Best.

YOU GO BIG BRO

How can I be the best when I have you for a little sis?

Congratulations CS, awesome news!

Thank you Pic!!!

a simply slabulous decision

>:D

Congratulations!!!

Thanks Maowi!

Congratulations to the Slab of Concrete.

The Slab of Concrete accepts your congratulations.

*figurehead leader
though congrats slab you are literally jesus

I'm the actual leader! And I don't know if I'd go that far

Other than getting spammed on discord by slab i think this is a big W for the SPSF.

If you showed up to more update I could promote you

slab forgets me first responder

[Concrete Slab]

Thank you so much! I am absolutely so impressed with your progress and have such a blast whenever we're updating together!

W

How can I be the best when I have you for a little sis?

Thank you Pic!!!

>:D

Thanks Maowi!

The Slab of Concrete accepts your congratulations.

I'm the actual leader! And I don't know if I'd go that far

If you showed up to more update I could promote you

slab forgets me first responder

You were included in my first blanket response!

[Ostrovskiy]

slab forgets me first responder

You were included in my first blanket response!

oh ok

[Free Social Conservatives]

Slab great job! No idea what you got promoted to, as you were already MoD
I'm sure you'll do great! After all HS just wrote the most amazing article about you! Keep up the good work!
*Realizes Slab was promoted to Officer*
Ahhhhh I see now

[Madjack]

Given that the Prime Minister now intends to re-appoint HumanSanity to cabinet only a month after they fell on their sword for attempting to extort The North Pacific, can TSP's government comment on whether they actually meant any part of their apology or whether it was all just to save face?

[Hulldom]

I know my word means jack all here, but as the person affected, HS shouldn't be within a mile of any Cabinet where he can participate in any FA decision if you sincerely meant sorry.

Frankly, shameful that the once-again feckless TSP leadership failed to realize that.

[Mlakhavia]

I mean, they were the last to apologise. If any of the perpetrators cared, they'd have stopped well before LWU made it public -- but at least TSP's making that clearer than the rest.

[Eternal Algerstonia]

Given that the Prime Minister now intends to re-appoint HumanSanity to cabinet only a month after they fell on their sword for attempting to extort The North Pacific, can TSP's government comment on whether they actually meant any part of their apology or whether it was all just to save face?

soon + 2 weeks

[Sandaoguo]

If you really think it’s reasonable or appropriate to demand TSP blacklists one of its most active and dedicated members, over some ridiculous blip that wouldn’t even belong in the footnotes of a history book, then I don’t know why TSP should care about how you perceive HS contributing to TSP’s government and helping keep the community active.

[Dreadton]

... and have a frank and thorough discussion about what our culture and values currently are, what we want them to be, and how we get there.

Apparently TSP values are
1. Defender - but only when convenient, then our morals are what ever they need to be.
2. Our treaties mean nothing
3. Obey and Survive

[Hulldom]

If you really think it’s reasonable or appropriate to demand TSP blacklists one of its most active and dedicated members, over some ridiculous blip that wouldn’t even belong in the footnotes of a history book, then I don’t know why TSP should care about how you perceive HS contributing to TSP’s government and helping keep the community active.

I mean, I don't know, threatening a treaty ally, doubling down on it, and then relying on the remaining government (when your position was untenable and I have a sneaking suspicion you were pushed rather than willingly gone) to bail water out of the lifeboat is certainly worthy of some sort of long-term timeout, I have to think.

[Sandaoguo]

If you really think it’s reasonable or appropriate to demand TSP blacklists one of its most active and dedicated members, over some ridiculous blip that wouldn’t even belong in the footnotes of a history book, then I don’t know why TSP should care about how you perceive HS contributing to TSP’s government and helping keep the community active.

I mean, I don't know, threatening a treaty ally, doubling down on it, and then relying on the remaining government (when your position was untenable and I have a sneaking suspicion you were pushed rather than willingly gone) to bail water out of the lifeboat is certainly worthy of some sort of long-term timeout, I have to think.

TNP is not worth damaging our long-term community activity by forever punishing HS because they got their feelings hurt over something. HS is worth 100 times more than the insubstantial (to borderline non-existent) benefits the TNP-TSP “alliance” has created over the last several years.

[Mlakhavia]

tsp natives on their way to call this a "ridiculous blip" and then do everything in their power to make such a scene that it will be anything but

[Chipoli]

I mean, I don't know, threatening a treaty ally, doubling down on it, and then relying on the remaining government (when your position was untenable and I have a sneaking suspicion you were pushed rather than willingly gone) to bail water out of the lifeboat is certainly worthy of some sort of long-term timeout, I have to think.

TNP is not worth damaging our long-term community activity by forever punishing HS because they got their feelings hurt over something. HS is worth 100 times more than the insubstantial (to borderline non-existent) benefits the TNP-TSP “alliance” has created over the last several years.

I guess you all want the treaty gone, then.

[Hulldom]

I mean, I don't know, threatening a treaty ally, doubling down on it, and then relying on the remaining government (when your position was untenable and I have a sneaking suspicion you were pushed rather than willingly gone) to bail water out of the lifeboat is certainly worthy of some sort of long-term timeout, I have to think.

TNP is not worth damaging our long-term community activity by forever punishing HS because they got their feelings hurt over something. HS is worth 100 times more than the insubstantial (to borderline non-existent) benefits the TNP-TSP “alliance” has created over the last several years.

Oh, Glen. While perhaps it should have been obvious where you stood when you'd talk to my Deputy but never the man in charge (Pepperidge Farms Remembers), I didn't think you'd outright say it.

And to be clear here, I don't expect a permanent timeout. Hell, I don't even expect a year. I do expect more than a cursory month. And I think most of the rest of the world would as well.

[Kranostav]

How did the Government of TSP expect this to play? Lol

"Hey valued ally, our MoFA who tried to extort you as a purity test has resigned. Hope this begins to patch up relations"

*Not even a month passes*

"Hey, lol, so we just reappointed our previously disgraced MoFA (who tried to extort an ally) into a marginally different position. Without even considering how our ally would perceive this."

I'm one to at least try to not attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by brutal incompetence, but unless the government is run through a poorly prompted ChatGPT bot, I fail to understand how this decision was cleared.

[Darcania]

"Hey valued ally, we just fired our MoFA who tried to extort you as a purity test. Hope this begins to patch up relations"

Didn't HS resign?

[Sandaoguo]

I guess you all want the embassy gone, then.

You don’t know me very well, I guess! I would be very happy to see the “alliance” thrown in the trash where it’s belonged for years, ever since TNP couldn’t even abide by their obligations to defend against a coup. Unfortunately I wasn’t a tyrant during my tenure as PM, otherwise none of this would be happening at all.

Alas, I’m a private citizen and have been for a long while now. My previous decision to prevent the Assembly from having the power to dissolve treaties itself annoyingly prevents me from having any agency in TSP-TNP affairs, beyond exercising my freedom of speech.

[Kranostav]

"Hey valued ally, we just fired our MoFA who tried to extort you as a purity test. Hope this begins to patch up relations"

Didn't HS resign?

Ah true, will edit for clarity

[Thorn1000]

"Hey valued ally, we just fired our MoFA who tried to extort you as a purity test. Hope this begins to patch up relations"

Didn't HS resign?

If you resign you can’t collect unemployment ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Sandaoguo]

Didn't HS resign?

If you resign you can’t collect unemployment ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Drama Llamas are disbursed to all previous ministers regardless of the means of their exit, as part of TSP’s generous government pension.