Embassy of the South Pacific

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

I'm disappointed.

This is TSP! The best, most fun region in the game, and there isn't any fun or silliness here? Only arguing?

The peeps here just don't know what they're missing out on!

TSP is best.

Fully agree! *pies you in face*

[Roavin]

The peeps here just don't know what they're missing out on!

TSP is best.

Fully agree! *pies you in face*

*puts on lampshade hat and hands you a S.P.I.T.*

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Fully agree! *pies you in face*

*puts on lampshade hat and hands you a S.P.I.T.*

*puts on lampshade and drinks S.P.I.T.*

Thanks!

[TSP Foreign Office]

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs 
Foreign Affairs Updates

Are you ready for it? 

1. TSP has two new allies that we are super HYPED about:
A. the Union of Democratic States
UDS is a burgeoning region with over 400 nations. They've got a very vibrant culture, a growing RP community, and a rather active R/D Military that serves as the more-or-less flagship of the FORGE alliance. In addition, The UDS N-Day Alliance was very effective, and they really used their cultural and diplomatic resources to a very respectable 6th place which demonstrated their community unity. The UDS is also internationally active and supported TSP in The Defender Expo as well as organized the R\D Olympic games. Having worked with their people closely, they are really great and fun people!

B. Conch Kingdom
Conch Kingdom is an active region and the South Pacific has collaborated with the region and its larger umbrella network (formerly the Augustin Alliance) on several occasions whether through military coordination with TOP an independent military in the truest sense of the word, cultural and international events (including the Defender Expo challenges) and most recently through the N-day pact with Totally Not the AA (this faction has won the N day event for the second time in a row due to their dedicated players and excellent coordination and strategy).  This treaty strengthens these bonds and shared interests across military, regional, cultural, and international venues for both sides.  Having worked with people from Conch Kingdom and the AA, they have proven to be warm and of generous spirit.

We'll of course be holding a lovely event, a gala to celebrate our new friends!

2. TSP FA has introduced a revamped Ambassadors program!
Check it out here and start travelling the NS world to spread good cheer and some fun bite size updates on our phenomenal region.

3. The SPSF Flag Contest Is on FIRE
Check out stunning entries submitted here and start talking about your faves!
Want to submit an entry?  The deadline is 9/29/2017 - TG Escade or submit via the forums or via Discord!

[Altmoras]

Good to see TSP making some new like minded and friendly allies.

[Kanglia]

Conch Kingdom Awesome! Glad to see them getting some love too

On a serious note, I speak for all of UDS when I say that I am hyped about this & cannot wait to continue being super awesome friends with TSP.

[The Noble Thatcherites]

Conch Kingdom Awesome! Glad to see them getting some love too

On a serious note, I speak for all of UDS when I say that I am hyped about this & cannot wait to continue being super awesome friends with TSP.

I second what Kanglia has said. The UDS is very thrilled to have TSP as a close friend and ally now.

[Pollaetorian]

REVEALING stats from TSP's last poll Is Roavin subverting The South Pacific?

At first sight, everything seems normal.

No: 32
Combined Yes (TSP or TGW): 21
Maybe: 4

But this begins to unravel once we make some breakdowns

WA only

No: 5
Combined Yes: 11
Maybe: 2

Influence - Excluding none and very low which are obvious puppets

No: 6
Combined Yes: 21
Maybe: 3


Population - 1 billion and above

No: 4
Combined Yes: 17
Maybe: 3

Someone has got some explaining to do.

[Eluvatar]

Your analysis omits the 87 votes of "Who is Roavin?"

[Mostly Benevolent Tyranny]

The only truly legitimate votes in that poll were the ones in the "No" column

[Roavin]

Obviously, Onder/NES were right. Hail the Moralist Unibotian Imperium of the South Pacific Wardens.

[Jar Wattinree]

Obviously, Onder/NES were right. Hail the Moralist Unibotian Imperium of the South Pacific Wardens.

With NPO strings behind it all, if some other folk are to be believed.

[Todd McCloud]

Who is Roavin?

[Flanderlion]

Who is Roavin?

Unibot's WA nation.

[Unibot III]

I'm very proud of my government's outreach to these two latest allies. I hope we'll come to regard these as the beginning of two lasting friendships.

Edit: oh shit, wrong account. Fuck.

[Kylia Quilor]

I'm very proud of my government's outreach to these two latest allies. I hope we'll come to regard these as the beginning of two lasting friendships.

Edit: oh shit, wrong account. Fuck.

You should have actually edited the post if you wanted the joke to work, Uni.

Need to work on your comedy skills if you hope to win the NS talent shows.

[Fauxia]

Who is Roavin?

We are all Roavin, duh

[Unibot III]

I'm very proud of my government's outreach to these two latest allies. I hope we'll come to regard these as the beginning of two lasting friendships.

Edit: oh shit, wrong account. Fuck.

You should have actually edited the post if you wanted the joke to work, Uni.

Need to work on your comedy skills if you hope to win the NS talent shows.

I deliberately didn't edit it because I didn't want people to think I had actually screwed up. I've made the mistake of assuming y'all have a sense of humour before.

[Kylia Quilor]

You should have actually edited the post if you wanted the joke to work, Uni.

Need to work on your comedy skills if you hope to win the NS talent shows.

I deliberately didn't edit it because I didn't want people to think I had actually screwed up. I've made the mistake of assuming y'all have a sense of humour before.

No one actually thinks Roavin and You are one in the same. There's no way you could fake being as reasonable as Roavin.

(This doesn't mean Roavin is *objectively* reasonable, just that he's much more so than you )

[Mostly Benevolent Tyranny]

I deliberately didn't edit it because I didn't want people to think I had actually screwed up. I've made the mistake of assuming y'all have a sense of humour before.

No one actually thinks Roavin and You are one in the same. There's no way you could fake being as reasonable as Roavin.

What on Earth do you mean? They're very clearly the same person

[Kylia Quilor]

No one actually thinks Roavin and You are one in the same. There's no way you could fake being as reasonable as Roavin.

What on Earth do you mean? They're very clearly the same person

Don't bring Earth into this.

[Fauxia]

No one actually thinks Roavin and You are one in the same. There's no way you could fake being as reasonable as Roavin.

What on Earth do you mean? They're very clearly the same person

You would know because you are also Roavinbot.

[Mostly Benevolent Tyranny]

What on Earth do you mean? They're very clearly the same person

You would know because you are also Roavinbot.

I'm not sure whether to laugh or bang my head against a wall.

[Fauxia]

You would know because you are also Roavinbot.

I'm not sure whether to laugh or bang my head against a wall.

I don't understand how those two are mutually exclusive. It's a good analogy for GP anyway

[Roland Prime]

TSP's elections are starting to take shape!!