Lily - hi again :O

[Pergamon]

How is that even possible? O_O

[Lenlyvit]

Holy hell god almighty......... That's very impressive!

[Jar Wattinree]

When do you fellows sleep?

[Tank Island]

When do you fellows sleep?

We don't

[Revall]

Excellent work! Truly a feat.

[Talun na hEireann]

When do you fellows sleep?

What's sleep?
Work, raid, work, raid, dunno what sleep is

[Nocryae]

That's amazing! Congrats~!

[Lord Dominator]

So when ya' gonna quit the posturing and just merge Lily & SPSF already?

[Club Lux]

Umbra: 255 hits, 22 people, 60 minutes -> 4.25 hits per minute, 11.6 hits per person, 0.19 hits per person per minute
Supernova: 407 hits, 15 people, 90 minutes -> 4.52 hits per minute, 27.1 hits per person, 0.30 hits per person per minute

Still beats Umbra by any metric.

Math checks out. Tags per minute turns out to be the best metric.

I agree, although tags per person per minute is much more accurate in terms of assessing skill.
Plus:

80 minutes*

I gave 1.5 as a nice number but Miso gave the update end on the 20th min of the next hour.

It's actually even more impressive than those numbers

[Chingis]

So when ya' gonna quit the posturing and just merge Lily & SPSF already?

Once TGW ripens as a good host for the resultant merger we'll make sure to form one big subversive supermilitary

[Escade]

Wait, what is this flag I found...

Congratulations and love the galaxy puns <3

Leaving this up until ya'll break your own record:

[Lily Publications Office]

26/6/2018 Minor Update

Low flying hawks supposedly feeding on plants have been plaguing a number of regions. However, these predators now face a new threat. The carnivorous species of the Lily family developed a new taste. Quickly spreading to hawk infested regions, these plants make short work of any flying foe.

Hawk-eater plant in its natural state. Also undeniable proof of evolution.

Formerly Hawk infested regions now blooming with Lilies:
RPC
Sovereign Council of Oppressive States
The International Socialist Alliance
The Enclave Master Race
Nordic States
New New Pakistani Empire
Do what you will
Region of United National States
Ardena
A Land Resplendent With Dank Spicy Memes
Imperio Incaico
La Vache
Alpha Site
Nova Thracia
Adenia
Neutral Countries
Warzone Arkansas
TRINIA
The League of Communists
The Supreme Meme Government
Star Trek United Federation of Planets
Urggle
Okapian Earth
Vislias
Greatland
Troperia
Cruhsomeechymeechymeechymeechy
Die Mutterland
World Setting
United Warrior Nations

"Peace through unity, unity through conquest"

[Lord Dominator]

I am fairly certain that plant is both not a Lily, and far larger than it should be given the pot

[Malphe]

I am fairly certain that plant is both not a Lily, and far larger than it should be given the pot

Would you take the risk of trying to move that plant to a bigger pot?
I thought not.

[Lord Dominator]

I am fairly certain that plant is both not a Lily, and far larger than it should be given the pot

Would you take the risk of trying to move that plant to a bigger pot?
I thought not.

You imply I wish to leave the plant living, my mousey friend

[Malphe]

Would you take the risk of trying to move that plant to a bigger pot?
I thought not.

You imply I wish to leave the plant living, my mousey friend

Is TBH going to develop a new plant-eating variety of hawk to combat this vegetative menace?

[Lord Dominator]

You imply I wish to leave the plant living, my mousey friend

Is TBH going to develop a new plant-eating variety of hawk to combat this vegetative menace?

According to the TBH report (that I made), Hawks can eat flowers
According to the Lily report above, plants can eat flower-eating Hawks
I'm sure that Hawk-eating flower-eating Hawks can be swiftly developed

[Captain Albert Alexander Hamilton]

Is TBH going to develop a new plant-eating variety of hawk to combat this vegetative menace?

According to the TBH report (that I made), Hawks can eat flowers
According to the Lily report above, plants can eat flower-eating Hawks
I'm sure that Hawk-eating flower-eating Hawks can be swiftly developed

Hawk-eating flower-eating Hawks are currently under development

[Malphe]

According to the TBH report (that I made), Hawks can eat flowers
According to the Lily report above, plants can eat flower-eating Hawks
I'm sure that Hawk-eating flower-eating Hawks can be swiftly developed

Hawk-eating flower-eating Hawks are currently under development

Godspeed.

[Hired Contractor II]

Love the report, I wish I could've been on to chase you that update.

[Latman]

Lovely update!

[Sylven]

[u]domestic updoot[/i] [sic]
[super official and authorized]

okay, now that the required edgy part is over with, getting down to business:

Lily has been absent from like any gameplay for many moons now. This may or may not be changing soon. Offers of rejuvenation have been made by interested parties (yes, the confetti and pizza kind), and been rejected. Liliarchy (grumpy founder person) is so far still alive, but just said "I need to take another break I think," which doesn't bode well since in most eyes he's already been on a break for like a long time...

okay, done with business.. *sleepily looks for other things to say*

There are actually some things happening in small crevices of Lily.. they are complicated though.. here is picture to describe, drawn freestyle because we don't do stuff the clean way:



In case you're a loser and don't know who/what these things are..

creepy guy in top left: perg (he is like never here actually but part of his persona is like being evywhere so figured id stick him in)

ghost horse/hippo about to suck the toppings off lauru all alien style: chingis

ceilingrat: malphe (same reason for being in pic as perg except there's also cuteness which is cool)

thinking glasses ghost with semi-innocent expression: caezar

pizza ghost that all grabby grabby even though barely awake himself... : lauru

pink hair with stick and broccoli eyes and impatience even though patient: vinny

asleep green hair lazy tongued derpfacezztoptrapmodelturnstyleknownothing: lily (two i's make it look funny..)

penguin thing balancing weirdly like he doesna know penguin can't fly: zizou

somewhat conventional looking ghost with halo also: hc (my successor!<3)

wizard hat cheating on the music bot in his life: merlin

excited flying smiley circle with outstretched arms: cwn

badly drawn pointed blue calm figure sticking head up out of bottom: xylo

jumping with energy and glee and holding mommy's hand: bob

umbrella+penguin wielder with cat ears: leeks (switz)

edgy teen with hungover-from-cramming-for-math-test-hair: me

You can ignore it, but at some point, everything in your life will change. This is usually a good thing, but it also means you'll lose things you love. I've played this game almost 6 years and have had a lot of fun times with a lot of different people, who are mostly gone now. I think one of my best experiences on the game has been as a part of the community in Lily, and I want to show my appreciation for it before it goes away too. (yeah with this awkward looking report.. you got a problem?.. eh, might be a while yet lol don't be all "damn kid why so dark" im like edgy this is my thing and i was never over even after the beginning so if you want to be like that fine. bye.)

<3

[Tupelope]

rip in pieces lili

[Lord Dominator]

Rest in Pudding, good tagging was done (even if I missed the biggest ones)

[Grater Tovakia]

Thanks for making me sad...Rest in Pepperoni