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by Ever-Wandering Souls » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:58 pm
The Alicorns (Equestria) wrote:Let them stay, no need to badmouth them...From our view a bunch of nations just came in, seized the delegate position, and changed a few superficial things...we play NationStates differently...there's really no reason for us to be butthurt.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8944227
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8951258
Reploid Productions wrote:Raiders are endlessly creative
by Tim-Opolis » Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:14 pm
Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:>>hit with a stick
>>Dāvus īrātus baculum arripit et Getam baculō verberat.
>>High school flashbacks
>>Sextus molestus
Ave!
<Koth - 06/30/2020> I mean as far as GPers go, Tim is one of the most iconic
by Roavin » Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:14 am
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by Festavo the Enigma » Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:53 pm
Escade wrote:These last few reports have been hilarious, cute, or like a combination of all three
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by Festavo the Enigma » Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:42 am
by Festavo the Enigma » Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:43 am
by Vulturret » Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:54 am
Festavo the Enigma wrote:(Image)
(The Emperor contemplates his life and his Empire after being disappointed once again by his own people.)
*Emperor Plagentine is sitting on his throne holding a golden chalice of mulsum and contemplating his existence*
Optio HC: My Emperor, would you like to venture out and hunt for more barbarian villages to enlighten to our ways?
Emperor Plagentine: Is it even worth it anymore? *gulps mulsum* Is any of it worth it anymore?
Optio HC: Of course, sir. There are still many barbarians out there in need of enlightenment.
Emperor Plagentine: Cut the crap, HC. You are my best and most loyal soldier, but these new recruits are horrible. It's fucking depressing.
Optio HC: We can try it again. I'm sure they'll learn this time. We just have to try.
Emperor Plagentine: Oh cut the PBS cartoon bullshit, HC. It won't be developed for over a millenium but even I can see through that shit.
Optio HC: You're right. It's hopeless.
Emperor Plagentine: It's hopeless? What the fuck did you say that for?! *throws his chalice of mulsum at HC* You are supposed to reassure me goddammit!!!
Optio HC: I am sorry. I have sinned against you.
Emperor Plagentine: You are forgiven. I shouldn't have lashed out. We will try it again. Ready the horses and gather the troops.
Optio HC: Yes, sir.
*Emperor Plagentine gets up from his throne and pours himself one final chalice of mulsum before turning to the camera and breaking the fourth wall*
Emperor Plagentine: If I have to deal with another idiot who hits things with a stick I am going to personally slit his damn throat and let him bleed out in front of the rest of the troops as a warning. I'm sick of dealing with lesser men. I really don't ask for much. I just ask for basic competence and loyalty. Unconditional loyalty. These idiots may be loyal, but they couldn't wipe their own ass without a step by step tutorial. *gulps down the mulsum* Here we go again.
*A day's journey later the Emperor and his Legionaries approach the first unconqeured barbarian village*
Emperor Plagentine: There are no guards here. This should be pretty simple to do. *points to one of the Munifexes* Hey, I need you to shoot a flaming arrow at each of the huts to draw them outside so we can round them up all at once. You can't fuck this up.
Munifex: I hit wi-
Emperor Plagentine: DON'T FUCKING SAY IT!
Munifex: Ok.
*The Munifex lines up his shot and shoots the flaming arrow at the first of the huts. The arrow lands on target and the hut begins to smoke and burn.*
Emperor Plagentine: Good work. Now hit the others ones and do it fast.
Munifex: K
*The Munifex begins riding towards the first hut he lit on fire*
Emperor Plagentine: HC, what in the fuck is he doing?
Optio HC: I have no idea, sir.
Emperor Plagentine: Get back here, soldier!
*The Munifex rides back up to the Emperor holding in his hand the flaming arrow he shot at the hut. The barbarians are now aware of the Romans and are fleeing.*
Emperor Plagentine: What are you doing?
Munifex: I needed to get my arrow back.
Emperor Plagentine: Why?
Munifex: I like it and want to use it again.
Emperor Plagentine: You can't. You need to use different arrows.
Munifex: Oh. Well I think I can do it just fine this way.
*The Emperor's face is beginning to turn red as his very heart and soul are being consumed by rage. He unsheaths his sword and jumps off his horse to lunge at the Munifex, killing him with his blade.*
Emperor Plagentine: There! I'm sick of this shit. We are handling this alone, HC. *wipes his bloody blade off on the dead Munifex's armor*
The Emperor is currently available as he is currently locked in his throne room alone with all the mulsum in the palace dealing with a bout of depression. His faith in humanity is broken and he is contemplating the purpose of his very existence. We are confident he will pull through and be better than ever. In the meantime, all sticks are banned in Rome. Despite these direct attacks on our will and spirit by the gods (or defenders), the Empire grows more each day and yesterday was no different. Optio HC took the lead while the possibly intoxicated Emperor accompanied him to capture 25 barbarian territories. Ave Roma!
The Emperor and his Love:
Emperor Plagentine
Optio Hired Contractor
The Stickless Territories:
green_is_for_freedom
the_republics_of_southern_africa
derptopia
revolutionary_alien_workers_union
atypical_imperial_nations
genuan_rebirth
olgaria_range
angels_of_hell
uadn
the_huskies
the_gamer_squad
october
diktopia
federation_of_free_sovereign_states
the_quinnun_empire
all_your_base
the_empire_of_the_way
international_roleplay_region
the_hall_of_souls
rc_cola_islands
imperial_commission
lobotopia
ancient_epic_league_of_epicness
attano_but_nationstates
god_glory_and_conservatism
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by Ever-Wandering Souls » Sat Jan 13, 2018 11:49 pm
The Alicorns (Equestria) wrote:Let them stay, no need to badmouth them...From our view a bunch of nations just came in, seized the delegate position, and changed a few superficial things...we play NationStates differently...there's really no reason for us to be butthurt.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8944227
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8951258
Reploid Productions wrote:Raiders are endlessly creative
by Vulturret » Sat Jan 13, 2018 11:57 pm
by Roavin » Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:36 am
Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:Congrats on avoiding all the libs going around. You got lucky the night they got ours - if defenders could switch, yours probably would have gone down too Glad we could join the party late and give you an extra margin in the end though.
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