The Grey Wardens: Get First Warden Sir Merlin's Autograph!!

[Zaolat]

This one was lame Tim, come on bro.

it's all minimalism bro

No Chicken Bog for you.

[Milo-a]

Minimalism looks like -

This one was lame Tim, come on bro.

12

[Tim-Opolis]

Minimalism looks like -

12

You win Milo

(to clarify, this is not Milograd Milo for any GPers concerned)

[Escade]

(Image)

Tonight We Defended. There Were Defenses Made. There Were 12 Defenses. Shout Out To Great Turnout. We The Best Music.

One Dolla Black Hawk, We Eat That. Sweet Winna' Iced Tea, We Drink That. Supa Hot Speeds, We Got That. But We're Not A Rapper.

Wardens

Sir Merlin
Vincent Drake
Deadeye Jack
Melody
Pyrosky
Tim
Altmoras
Nakari
Roavin

Friends

[SPSF] Escade
[SPSF] Resentine
[SPSF] Vietnam
[DKA] Rom
[TOP] Lucifer


Defences: 12
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I guess sometimes you have to really be there and hear people singing to rap songs and the riding a horse noises and like the convo topics which are hilarious and some abcbd

[Tim-Opolis]

and the riding a horse noises and like the convo topics which are hilarious and some abcbd

I was confused by what the horse noises were and then I remembered how loudly Lucifer hits refresh

[Archuria Centauri]

and the riding a horse noises and like the convo topics which are hilarious and some abcbd

I was confused by what the horse noises were and then I remembered how loudly Lucifer hits refresh

Man, getting called out. My bad guys, let me just somehow dampen my keyboard...
That and the old lame mouse I had that made horse noises any time I scrolled

[The NAtion OF Froggy]

the reports are cool and all, but I come for excades gif game. Which is on point

[Benevolent Thomas]

If you are in fear of Grey Warden subversion, place your tin foil hats on now.

---

While many are obsessed with speculating who The Grey Wardens are in bed with now, the Order continued their mission to stop darkspawn in their tracks.

The former First Warden was enjoying his evening, sharing good drink and conversation with a certain slayer of wabbits, when the alarm was sounded "Darkspawn incoming!". It had been a while since he last took the field, but fearing that his men could soon be outnumberd, Thomas climbed atop his horse after a few failed attempts. He arrived to a battle well under progress, his allies surrounded by the broken remains of the enemy.

Before he could manage a greeting, the next wave came through. Thanks to his participation in a recent competition put on by the Union of Democratic States, he was competent enough to not be a hindrance to the rest of the party. Soon, Thomas was excitedly sending the darkspawn to the Rejected Realms. In all, twenty-three territories were protected from the blight, a most impressive number. Joining the Wardens on tonight's excursion was Sir Resentine of the South Pacific Special Forces and a rising hotshot hailing from the Order of the Phoenix named Lucifer.

Regions Defended from the Blight
rdg england
young americans for liberty
panthers reign
asgarnia
united nations of arrakis
the epics
nepots
the western nations
dispatchistan
rdg pyongang
the great lakes
the universal confederacy of planets
north korelia
fallout universe
region sin nombre nhom
theologia
kingdome
arctic union
autonomous nations of nowhere specific
united states military
chaos legions of hell
rdg rome
unsaaa

Wardens that participated in this victory
Chamberlain Vincent Drake
Warden-Commander Altmoras
Warden-Commander Tim-Opolis
Warden-Commander Benevolent Thomas
Warden-Lieutenant Pyrosky
Warden-Lieutenant Kingdom of Circle of Magi

Allies that make success possible
SPSF The Resentine Kingdom
TOP Archuria Centauri

[Its Wabbit Season]

Way better than Tim's last report.

[Vando0sa]

Why do people still say "tin foil" when it's been replaced by aluminum foil for over a century now?

[Tananat]

Why do people still say "tin foil" when it's been replaced by aluminum foil for over a century now?

Because it's still called tin foil?

[Belschaft]

Why do people still say "tin foil" when it's been replaced by aluminum foil for over a century now?

Aluminium foil doesn't keep the mind control radio waves out, which is a mistake a lot of people make. You need to make sure you use genuine tin foil if you want to protect yourself from the shadow government.

[The NAtion OF Froggy]

Why do people still say "tin foil" when it's been replaced by aluminum foil for over a century now?

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why do birds appear everytime you are near?
How can a package of cookies read, "Brand new Grandmas old fashion cookies" how can they be old fashion if they are brand new?

[G-Tech Corporation]

Why do people still say "tin foil" when it's been replaced by aluminum foil for over a century now?

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why do birds appear everytime you are near?
How can a package of cookies read, "Brand new Grandmas old fashion cookies" how can they be old fashion if they are brand new?

People drive on parkways?

Here we have streets, roads, and highways, thankyouverymuch.

[Lord Ravenclaw]

So, asking for a friend here, is it true you've sent a recruitment officer called (Senior Warden) Blackwall to wander the wilds of the Alexandrian and Albion continent? If so, does he happen to have a griffon shoulder brace?

If so, then he may or may not have been arrested by the Alexandrian North-Western Border Security Patrol trying to smuggle people in over the Albion Border Pass up by Eaglesholme. His Solicitor before the Crown Court in Eagleshome (county Eaglesvigil) is a Serjeants-at-Law called Mr Ben Thomas, if you wish to speak with your Officer.

Next time, send Prince Cassius, he's actually able to get through Border Security.

[Tim-Opolis]

So, asking for a friend here, is it true you've sent a recruitment officer called (Senior Warden) Blackwall to wander the wilds of the Alexandrian and Albion continent? If so, does he happen to have a griffon shoulder brace?

To clarify for anybody potentially unaware, Raven is making a lore reference rather than an accusation (referencing Senior Warden Blackwall of the Free Marches, who appears in Dragon Age Inquisition).

There's no Blackwall on our rolls here, so you can reassure your friend that he's caught an impostor. Feel free to execute them

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Loved the report, Thomas!

[The Resentine Kingdom]

So, asking for a friend here, is it true you've sent a recruitment officer called (Senior Warden) Blackwall to wander the wilds of the Alexandrian and Albion continent? If so, does he happen to have a griffon shoulder brace?

To clarify for anybody potentially unaware, Raven is making a lore reference rather than an accusation (referencing Senior Warden Blackwall of the Free Marches, who appears in Dragon Age Inquisition).

There's no Blackwall on our rolls here, so you can reassure your friend that he's caught an impostor. Feel free to execute them

As the Inquisitor, I am hereby requesting that bae Warden Blackwall be released to the Inquisition for trial. He was in service to us, and he should be released back to us for punishment.

signed,

Lord Resentine Trevelyan of Ostwick

[Lord Ravenclaw]

So, asking for a friend here, is it true you've sent a recruitment officer called (Senior Warden) Blackwall to wander the wilds of the Alexandrian and Albion continent? If so, does he happen to have a griffon shoulder brace?

To clarify for anybody potentially unaware, Raven is making a lore reference rather than an accusation (referencing Senior Warden Blackwall of the Free Marches, who appears in Dragon Age Inquisition).

There's no Blackwall on our rolls here, so you can reassure your friend that he's caught an impostor. Feel free to execute them

*cackles madly* Thank you Warden Commander. We'll see if our Mages need any more experimental test subjects.

As the Inquisitor, I am hereby requesting that bae Warden Blackwall be released to the Inquisition for trial. He was in service to us, and he should be released back to us for punishment.

signed,

Lord Resentine Trevelyan of Ostwick

Hm, and what authority does the Inquisition have over the Kingdom of Alexandria and the Church of Flemingovia? I'll wait while you form your response.

[The Resentine Kingdom]

As the Inquisitor, I am hereby requesting that bae Warden Blackwall be released to the Inquisition for trial. He was in service to us, and he should be released back to us for punishment.

signed,

Lord Resentine Trevelyan of Ostwick

Hm, and what authority does the Inquisition have over the Kingdom of Alexandria and the Church of Flemingovia? I'll wait while you form your response.

Lord Ravenclaw,

The Inquisition does not pretend it carries authority over the Kingdom of Alexandria or the Church of Flemingovia, hence we are humbly requesting Warden Blackwall's release as opposed to demanding it. His service was with us, and though he has made some clear mistakes in his past, we value his continued service to the Inquisition as his attempt to atone for any crimes he committed. We would find great value and friendship in his return to our domain for justice.

signed,

Lord Resentine Trevelyan of Ostwick

[Lord Ravenclaw]

Hm, and what authority does the Inquisition have over the Kingdom of Alexandria and the Church of Flemingovia? I'll wait while you form your response.

Lord Ravenclaw,

The Inquisition does not pretend it carries authority over the Kingdom of Alexandria or the Church of Flemingovia, hence we are humbly requesting Warden Blackwall's release as opposed to demanding it. His service was with us, and though he has made some clear mistakes in his past, we value his continued service to the Inquisition as his attempt to atone for any crimes he committed. We would find great value and friendship in his return to our domain for justice.

signed,

Lord Resentine Trevelyan of Ostwick

So, what I am hearing is that you knowingly sent an Agent of the Inquisition into the Sovereign and Independent Territory of the Kingdom of Alexandria, after first subverting the independence and integrity of the Realm of Albion to Our West?

*sputters in abject horror* Ser, are you aware of what you have just admitted?

[Tim-Opolis]

Lord Ravenclaw,

The Inquisition does not pretend it carries authority over the Kingdom of Alexandria or the Church of Flemingovia, hence we are humbly requesting Warden Blackwall's release as opposed to demanding it. His service was with us, and though he has made some clear mistakes in his past, we value his continued service to the Inquisition as his attempt to atone for any crimes he committed. We would find great value and friendship in his return to our domain for justice.

signed,

Lord Resentine Trevelyan of Ostwick

So, what I am hearing is that you knowingly sent an Agent of the Inquisition into the Sovereign and Independent Territory of the Kingdom of Alexandria, after first subverting the independence and integrity of the Realm of Albion to Our West?

*sputters in abject horror* Ser, are you aware of what you have just admitted?

*slides Raven a TGW note*

"Just gank the Blackwall lad, he fucked up

-Big T"

[Lord Ravenclaw]

So, what I am hearing is that you knowingly sent an Agent of the Inquisition into the Sovereign and Independent Territory of the Kingdom of Alexandria, after first subverting the independence and integrity of the Realm of Albion to Our West?

*sputters in abject horror* Ser, are you aware of what you have just admitted?

*slides Raven a TGW note*

"Just gank the Blackwall lad, he fucked up

-Big T"

*nods knowingly*

Inquisition, you have until Dawn to get your man free. After that he goes to the Circle of Magi in Sapphire and and the Apprentices get a live test subject for their Magick.

[The Resentine Kingdom]

*slides Raven a TGW note*

"Just gank the Blackwall lad, he fucked up

-Big T"

*nods knowingly*

Inquisition, you have until Dawn to get your man free. After that he goes to the Circle of Magi in Sapphire and and the Apprentices get a live test subject for their Magick.

We shall be certain he never returns to the Kingdom of Alexandria again. The Inquisition thanks you for your mercy and Grace in this matter.

[Moneyness]

I'm actually kinda disappointed that you only defended about half of the targets. I mean you did have twice as many people jumping than we did during update. Then also the fact of using NS Breeze ++ to get very fast 1-2 second chases should be able to defend almost all of them especially with variance causing triggers to need to be looser for when update speeds up.

[Benevolent Thomas]

I'm actually kinda disappointed that you only defended about half of the targets. I mean you did have twice as many people jumping than we did during update. Then also the fact of using NS Breeze ++ to get very fast 1-2 second chases should be able to defend almost all of them especially with variance causing triggers to need to be looser for when update speeds up.

You know posts like this only make us stronger, right?