The Grey Wardens: Warden-Lieutenant Eshialand

[RiderSyl]

She's not as fast as they talk her up to be. No worries brother.

[Tim-Opolis]

Daddy's home, kids

Happy Fathers Day To All!

The Grey Wardens had a festive day being your Daddy, and we're happy to say it went well. It ended with a great barbecue at Kandarin's Grill, where Lily, our favorite child, got to eat for free. Hydra didn't show up to dinner, but he's been sleeping through it a lot lately. Hawky skulked in the corner because he's the reason mommy and daddy aren't together anymore, and everyone knows it. Eleven delicious dishes were defended by our stomachs today, with a rousing song of fatherhood from the Spear Danes Acapella to end the day. We wrote down some jokes on paper to tell you guys, but they were are tearable. Nonetheless, we were successful tonight, despite some people showing up late. Altmoras took his time because his bike wouldn't stand up by itself. Apparently it was two-tired. In conclusion, for all you orphaned raiderkids out there, just remember that we're your daddy.

Regions Defended

The Grand Holy United Kingdom of Schnoz
Danklandia
The Bark Archipelago
Wings of the Abyss
Kindness from Eris
Patreon Chat Archipelago
Thermopolium De Anxietas
Knightsbridge
Litnation
Xenovia
Islands of Rock and Sand

Daddies Present

Daddy-Chamberlain Vincent Drake
Daddy-Commander Tim-Opolis
Senior Daddy Altmoras
Senior Daddy Lenlyvit
Daddy Izon
Daddy Melody

In-Laws We Actually Like

RIASF Dixadoing
RRA Frattastan
SPSF Escade
SPSF Elerivyn

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Today, We're Daddy
Tomorrow We're Still Daddy
Daddy All Day, Yo.

[Altmoras]

Remember kids, sometimes Daddy's discipline is harsh. But he still loves you all.

[Cresenthia]

but they were are tearable.

And what is this I might ask? Sounds like "Daddy" had a bit too much to drink.

[Cerian Quilor]

If Grey Wardens are my father, who on earth is my mother? I mean, what sane woman would sleep with TGW?

[Cresenthia]

If Grey Wardens are my father, who on earth is my mother? I mean, what sane woman would sleep with TGW?

Probably a traitor invader group cheating on another one. Tl;dr: We're all bastards in the literal sense.

[House Clegane]

If Grey Wardens are my father, who on earth is my mother? I mean, what sane woman would sleep with TGW?

You're adopted, son.

[Shizensky]

I mean, what sane woman would sleep with TGW?

This is how you can tell they've never been in voice chat.

[Vuori Kunin-Grrs]

Why... in the world did THIS post happen... ?

Quite frankly, TGW's brand of humor is too distasteful for me.

[Tim-Opolis]

Why... in the world did THIS post happen... ?

Quite frankly, TGW's brand of humor is too distasteful for me.

[Spicy McNuggets]

I think the taste is actually great, I dunno.

[Nakari]

Gonna have to learn to handle spice, son. Isn't distasteful, just too hot. Now go eat your reports or no libs for dessert.

[Canton Empire]

but they were are tearable.

And what is this I might ask? Sounds like "Daddy" had a bit too much to drink.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun

[Kylia Quilor]

I think calling the post 'TGW's Sense of Humor' is a little generous.

[Tinhampton]

I, for one, demand an immediate DNA test of the entire regional composition of the gameplay world to validate the Grey Wardens' claims that they are the father of orphaned raider children. It might not be pretty, but it'll be a damn sight prettier than the modern day, what with the almost mafia-like state of affairs on the field and the dubious-quality family tree made as a result of events off it.

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

I, for one, demand an immediate DNA test of the entire regional composition of the gameplay world to validate the Grey Wardens' claims that they are the father of orphaned raider children. It might not be pretty, but it'll be a damn sight prettier than the modern day, what with the almost mafia-like state of affairs on the field and the dubious-quality family tree made as a result of events off it.

Only one of the four regions pictured above is old enough to have even hit middle school. But, you know kids, they do love to play "house."

[Lord Dominator]

I, for one, demand an immediate DNA test of the entire regional composition of the gameplay world to validate the Grey Wardens' claims that they are the father of orphaned raider children. It might not be pretty, but it'll be a damn sight prettier than the modern day, what with the almost mafia-like state of affairs on the field and the dubious-quality family tree made as a result of events off it.

Only one of the four regions pictured above is old enough to have even hit middle school. But, you know kids, they do love to play "house."

And said region is pictured as the youngest...

Lily, our favorite child

I can feel the love

[Escade]

You don't need a mother, you can be shaped into clay and brought to life by
OdinRoavin the All Father

or Benevolent Dad or both possibly. One shapes, the other breathes.

[Tim-Opolis]

We're willing to pay for three paternity tests, let us know who you want tested.

[Tinhampton]

We're willing to pay for three paternity tests, let us know who you want tested.

The Grey Wardens, for one.

[Zombogo]

One shapes, the other breathes.

More like one sleeps , the other sings.

[Kylia Quilor]

We're willing to pay for three paternity tests, let us know who you want tested.

You, for chronic insanity disorder.

[Escade]

We're willing to pay for three paternity tests, let us know who you want tested.

You, for chronic insanity disorder.

You make me want to fend the guy

[Kylia Quilor]

You, for chronic insanity disorder.

You make me want to fend the guy

I think Tim can fend himself, tbh.

[Tim-Opolis]

You make me want to fend the guy

I think Tim can fend himself, tbh.

Sorry, chronic insanity disorder isn't one of the tests covered in the Warden Insurance package. I hear the Imperialists have it in theirs though, perhaps you should talk to them.