The Grey Wardens: Warden-Lieutenant Eshialand

[Lord Dominator]

Quebec's reaction to this whole thing makes it more than worth it.

Which thread did this reaction occur in?

Probably offsite, unfortunately

[Kingdom of Circle of Magi]

Born from the darkness of a finnish brain, I present you this update's image

The arid air of the Western Approaches whistle in the Warden’s and their allies’ ears. They had arrived at the old Warden fortress Adamant, which lay in ruins before them. The plan was simple: salvage as much as they could while using the occasional demon which came through the thin veil as training.
“I still don’t understand why you think it is such a serious sin that I use ketchup on my pasta.” High Constable Merlin uttered while casting away at the demon crawling their way from the fade.
“It’s heresy Merlin,” answered Warden-Lieutenant Moon, swinging his blade into a wrath. “It ruins the taste.”
“How does it ruin the taste of plain pasta? I can maybe understand if it had sauce but.”
“It’s just wrong,” Frenchy shouts while going through a chest she found under a stone that was once part of a wall.
“You sure have a lot to say about the subject of taste, Gilk drinker.” Warden-Lieutenant Quebecshire chimes in, his black armor sticking out like a sore thumb in the yellow-to-brown color scheme of the Adamant. “But I agree with Moon on this. Why would you ever eat plain pasta anyway?”
But before Merlin can answer, the wardens all fell silent and stoic.
“Darkspawn.” First Warden Grea states loudly. “Take only the things you can carry while fighting. We need to go outside before we have to deal with two enemies. Move!”
The warriors take anything worth taking and leave everything else to the ruins and start marching out, creating a chorus of metal hitting stone and sand. The presence of Darkspawn is getting even more noticeable as a smell of rust and blood fills the air.
As the Wardens exit the fortress, they see a sizeable darkspawn raiding horde outside, standing in the wastes of the Approach, scouting for anything to destroy. Warden Constable (L)Uca spearheads into the raiding parties and takes at least 50 darkspawn down with killing blows across the 17 regions around the fortress Adamant.


Wardens Present:
First Warden Grea Kriopia
High Ketchup on Pasta enjoyer Sir Merlin
Warden-Commander Vincent Drake
Warden Constable (L)uca
Warden Lieutenant Quebecshire
Warden Lieutenant Moon
Warden Lieutenant Pyrohy
Warden Gilk Drinker Frenchy
Warden Merni
Warden Ryccia
Seeker Jimmcc



Allies Present:
[FNDA] Clarissa Au
[FNDA] Drehtisch
[FRA/SPSF] W&S
[LAB] Ashtie
[LDF] Ajakanistan
[LDF] Paleocacher
[RRA] frattastan
[RRA] Salem
[RRA] Minskiev
[SPSF] Canadian Dominion
[SPSF] HumanSanity
[SPSF] Jay
[SPSF] Wizard Ferret
[THA] Taungu
+ TITO

Regions Defended: 17
Asean Region
Sentosa
Deep Sea 8
Stalingrad Zdroj Treaty Organization
Union Of Asia And The Pacific
The Endless Dark
Elchland
The Gssu
Conservative Optimism Organization
Bloodbender Heaven
Reditus
The Empire Of Novosia
Civics 2021
Sconch Kingdom
Greater Zephyrioc
The Three Stooges
Spectrocity

[Grea Kriopia]

Merlin's food opinions remain a mystery to us all

[Frenchy II]

I maintain the importance of Gilk to a healthy and balanced diet.

Good update, y'all!

[Hulldom]

Do…do we want to know what Gilk is?

[Matthew the Man]

Do…do we want to know what Gilk is?

You ever heard of milk? Now how about Gatorade? Put them together and….

[Hulldom]

Do…do we want to know what Gilk is?

You ever heard of milk? Now how about Gatorade? Put them together and….

Matthew, that is horrifying.

[Quebecshire XXXI]

You ever heard of milk? Now how about Gatorade? Put them together and….

Matthew, that is horrifying.

Yeah, it's nasty. I'll never see Frenchy the same way.

[Tim-Opolis]

Merlin's art of Luca is amazing, and it should be put up in a gallery

She is an indispensable queen and we love her

[Kingdom of Circle of Magi]

Merlin's food opinions remain a mystery to us all

It's called "taste", look it up.

Merlin's art of Luca is amazing, and it should be put up in a gallery

She is an indispensable queen and we love her

Would've been better if I could've been arsed to color it too.

[Emodea]

It's called "taste", look it up.

Your heretical concoctions scream a different kind of "taste"...

[Refuge Isle]

The Grey Wardens cutting through all imaginable resistance, 2022

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The Grey Wardens, premier raiding military of the ENTIRE world, set out to break new records, break new ground, and break new regions. AS. WE. ALWAYS. DO. When we beheld a most terrible sight: Defenders.

Outrageous. Before us? Blocking our path? They were everywhere! In the trees! Underneath the floor boards! STARING. DOWN. THE. TUBES. of our internet's fibre optic cables. They were in cars ahead of us in traffic. They were working in tax offices. They were physically standing on top of our keyboards in our very homes. 2.4 millions people live in Vancouver and all of them are defenders working in data centres. It is of no consequence.

Our training? Incredible~

Our force of will? Unmatched~

We pushed past them, outpaced their move commands, SLAMMED. THEIR. DIGITAL. BODIES. against the banks of the data streams using the most revolutionary methods available. Our team flawlessly triggered off of SETI radio transmissions, picked up on the titanium exoskeleton of Warden-Commander Haku and decrypted with Warden-Commander Vincent Drake's 67,000 graphics cards. Our opposition can't even comprehend this level of technical genius.

Taking these blessed signals, we fired Wardens out of an unconscionably large slingshot, aimed at our targets for pure annihilation. I can personally attest to observing Senior Warden Frenchy using the slingshot to travel at 6x10^8m/s, twice the speed of light, impacting the target with a 300 megaton blast, carving a hole straight through Thedas, sailing out of the solar system, and WE. HAVE. NO. IDEA. where she is now. Fucking Inspirational.

Blazing a path and cutting through a horde of 112 FULLY CROSSED defenders with -58ms reaction time chasing after us, we tore through region after region. Even though defender infiltrators stealthily placed micro cameras on the surface of our eyeballs, we dig, we like a good challenge AND WE PREVAILED ANYWAY. Because we're beasts. We accept nothing less than the best, and we are rewarded with more tagged regions than any other organisation has been able to achieve in the last year and a half.

Enjoy your new found freedom, denizens of NationStates! The freedom your mind now has to realise how fucking awesome we are and experience this message through our tags placed ALL ACROSS NationStates in the UNPRECIDENTED and INCALCULABLE volume of regions we have conquered tonight. If you are worthy enough to bask in the UNRELENTING GLORY of The Order, then join us and together we will call forth a new era of unrivalled and dope as fuck rule. And if you are not worthy, become purified in the fires of conquest, for ALL will become Warden dominion in the end.

In War, Victory

Your New Overlordens:

First Warden Grea Kriopia
High Constable Sir Merlin
Warden-Constable Lucabaduka
Warden-Lieutenant Alfonzo the Warden
Senior Warden Frenchy II
Senior Warden Grey Ryccia

Tagged regions: 10

Past Roleplay
Hellverse
Not Found
Meh
Raven Brook
International Peacekeepers
The Weird and Extreme
The Servants Quarters
Mar Sands
Hopeful Moments

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TGW-TSP Weekend of Wargames

The Grey Wardens and The South Pacific Special Forces hosted a variety of events this weekend including joint R/D wargames, game nights, Theme Thursdays, and general mischief in a celebration of mutual cooperation and friendship between both regions. Participants engaged in chasing/triggering practice and mock liberations followed by some Cityguesser and Skribbl.io where we all learned how bad we are at geography and drawing. This was a wonderful opportunity not only to enjoy extra shitposting with friends but also to offer higher training to those wishing to polish mechanical skills and gain officer-level experience in operations.

Thanks to all who participated and looking forward to future success together!

- First Warden Grea Kriopia & Minister of Defense Emodea

[Kingdom of Circle of Magi]

It's called "taste", look it up.

Your heretical concoctions scream a different kind of "taste"...

Heresy would be me calling Andraste a mage. Ketchup on pasta is just me being lazy to make any kind of sauce for it.

[Roavin]

TIL defenders are better than raiders even at even raid reports

[King Nephmir II]

My reaction to modern day raid & defense reports is basically "I'm not reading all that but I'm excited for you or sorry that it happened."

[Insomniac Roavin]

My reaction to modern day raid & defense reports is basically "I'm not reading all that but I'm excited for you or sorry that it happened."

Honestly, it's worth reading them from either side because more often than not they are real gems in one way or another.

[Ikania]

Raider Wardens! Raider Wardens! Let's fucking go!!!

[Tim]

This is one of the greatest reports I've ever read

[RiderSyl]

4/10

report needed more ponies

also, i see this report is very popular with ppl that have 'Warden' somewhere in their sigs

[Refuge Isle]

4/10

report needed more ponies

also, i see this report is very popular with ppl that have 'Warden' somewhere in their sigs

Wardens? In the Warden thread?

hecc

[RiderSyl]

4/10

report needed more ponies

also, i see this report is very popular with ppl that have 'Warden' somewhere in their sigs

Wardens? In the Warden thread?

hecc

there used to be ppl that weren't Wardens that praised Warden reports
but then they became Wardens

it's clearly assimilation

[Eshialand]

We're back to calling Guardian missions to clean up ROs... gotta love winning so much there isn't a single tag in sight!

[Tim]

Wardens? In the Warden thread?

hecc

there used to be ppl that weren't Wardens that praised Warden reports
but then they became Wardens

it's clearly assimilation

In War, Victory

I look forward to more seeking to experience what it’s like to win joining our ranks

knocking on 700 nations btw

tgw global

[RiderSyl]

knocking on 700 nations btw

"come for the cool theme, stay for the krunker"

[Quebecshire]

knocking on 700 nations btw

"come for the cool theme, stay for the krunker"

Smh get with the times, we barely play Krunker anymore