Pulling off a good occupation attempt is like baking a fantastic cake. You could almost compare it to winning "Star Baker" on the Great British Bake Off who's holiday specials have filled most of my free time lately. To become a "Star Baker" you must demonstrate excellence in all criteria of baking, or in this case raiding. The cake must not only taste delicious but also represent technical skill and look enticing at the same time. Similarly, a raid must be executed flawlessly on top of passable technical skill and an appetizing/appealing theme. The competition is fierce and leaves little room for error on the battlefield of British, er...update baking.
Entering the tent on this season of The Great Update Bake Off was a group of staging raiders from Lone Wolves United who sought to try their luck at not three baking challenges, but four! In such an unusually ambitious group of raiders, the defenders watched with hungry stomachs and anticipation to see how the competition would develop. Would they live up to Mary Berry's "scrumptious" expectations?
Our baking contestants assembled in a flurry and set about the kitchen tent gathering ingredients to face their raiding challenge under the watchful eye of defenders. The baking clock clicked down lower and lower as time went on, each minute passing bringing the moment of truth as the end of update lurked closer and closer.
Finally, a call rang through the tent, "Time's up!" (also known as "GO") and the raiders lept to present their baking challenges and the results were...half baked, to put it kindly.
For the
Signature Bake, the Lone Wolves busted out the classic recipe of an outright visible raiding stage, crossing on their lead before moving into the target of
Random Acts of Kindness and
The Helysian Chasm. The Signature challenge is intended to show the baker's tried-and-true classic recipes in top form, but sadly for our furry friends, they mismeasured the amount of flour needed in their two bakes and were vastly outnumbered by defenders, left with nothing but some sad and underbaked cake to show for their efforts.
Next up came the
Technical Challenge meant to demonstrate technical knowledge and intuition in baking. Changing things up, Lone Wolves attempted to make up some clean stealth WA nations on the fly and sneak into their next target of
Niaf in a higher level of raiding skill. It was not to be, though, as the wolves underestimated the technical planning required to make stealth nations inconspicuous to defender eyes and were deftly batted away from their stealth attempt and left with no technical cake for their efforts.
Last came the
Showstopper Challenge at the very end of update where the furry bakers attempted to salvage their running at Star Baker in the final moments in
Reddit Malaysia. As the final challenge intended to wow the audience, expectations were high for the last baking effort as the raiders lept in a seemingly impossibly tight trigger with just one second between moving and the region updating. Raiders and defenders alike held their breath in anticipation as the showstopping bake was revealed, only to sigh in disappointment as the soggy cake collapsed inward shortly after being presented to the judges.
All in all, despite their best efforts the Lone Wolves would not be earning Star Baker after such a rough week in the baking tent––possibly even at risk of being sent home altogether. All four raids fell through with "soggy bottoms" that could not match the standard of fine British baking sensibilities nor fill the hungry stomachs of the 20 defenders following close behind.
Not to worry, though, since the 20 high stack of defenders we pulled together on a short update notice got plenty of wins to munch on instead. It's not often we get to defend four occupation attempts in a single update but did so with ease with help from our defender allies in a combo of technical mastery, flawless execution, and delicious victory. Such a satisfying and tasty reward only comes after months of sharpening our skills and practiced mastery of taking update shenanigans in stride.
Anyway, I think that exhausts my Great British Bake Off references for the next month or so. If any raiders would like some baking lessons, come
check us out and reach Star Baker status
Wardens InvolvedFirst Warden Grea Kriopia
Chamberlain Haku
Commander Altmoras
Commander Roavin
Commander Tim
Commander Vincent Drake
Constable Luca
Lieutenant Moon
Lieutenant Quebecshire
Senior Warden Eshialand
Senior Warden Ryccia
Allies About[3GUYS] waste
[FRA/RRA] Salem
[LDF] DinoNet
[LDF] New Makasta
[NPA] Bobberino
[PAL] Bastiat
[SAAF] Forged in Fire
[SPSF] Dom
[SPSF] Gordon Freeman
[SPSF] HumanSanity
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Regions Defended: 4Random Acts of KindnessThe Helysian ChasmNiafReddit Malaysia