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Eshialand
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Founded: Apr 03, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Eshialand » Sat Feb 27, 2021 12:26 am

I was expecting a rickroll, but I got Coconut Malled. Excuse me while I play Mario Kart and ponder my life choices.
Warden of The Order of the Grey Wardens since February 10th, 2021.

A.K.A. Galdanulia, Councillor of the LCRUA.

A.K.A. Jacrovnia, native of the Embassy.


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Izonno
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Founded: Oct 13, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Izonno » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:27 am

I usually don't get this emotional when I read Gameplay content.

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Moonfungus
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Founded: Feb 24, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Moonfungus » Sat Feb 27, 2021 9:09 am

Tfw you expect a rick roll but get Coconut Malled.
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The United Vex Imperium
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Founded: Aug 29, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The United Vex Imperium » Sat Feb 27, 2021 10:45 am

Sorry guys I cannot understand you all, you speak the language of the uninspired as opposed to that of the great thinkers. Sad.
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Eshialand
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Founded: Apr 03, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Eshialand » Sat Feb 27, 2021 11:26 am

The United Vex Imperium wrote:Sorry guys I cannot understand you all, you speak the language of the uninspired as opposed to that of the great thinkers. Sad.

Here's the language of the great thinkers for ya: Coconut Mall is my favorite Mario Kart track of all time.
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A.K.A. Galdanulia, Councillor of the LCRUA.

A.K.A. Jacrovnia, native of the Embassy.


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Roavin
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Founded: Apr 07, 2016
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Roavin » Sat Feb 27, 2021 1:29 pm

"Coconut Mall" is also a conceivable nightmare scenario for South Pacificans, even though it has nothing to do with Mario Kart or even a shopping mall.
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and democracy wanking is peak defender
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Comfed
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Founded: Apr 09, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Comfed » Sat Feb 27, 2021 1:33 pm

Roavin wrote:"Coconut Mall" is also a conceivable nightmare scenario for South Pacificans, even though it has nothing to do with Mario Kart or even a shopping mall.

For some reason I instantly thought of Mallorea and Riva controlling the TSP Discord bot Coco.
Mall:
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"You think this is abuse? I'll SHOW you abuse."
Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:In the liberal justice system, raiding-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In The South Pacific, the dedicated defenders who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Council on Regional Security. These are their proscriptions. DUN DUN.

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Grea Kriopia
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Founded: Jan 18, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Grea Kriopia » Sun Feb 28, 2021 1:33 pm

Matthew the Man wrote:Hailu#3271, the ever present tormentor that has haunted my time in TGW ever since her joining...

Now that's a title I can be proud of

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Altmoras
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Founded: Jan 25, 2012
New York Times Democracy

Postby Altmoras » Sun Feb 28, 2021 7:14 pm

That is why I offer to you, all of NSGP, this video. I hope that its content will find you enlightenment as I have found. With this in mind I am officially announcing my retirement from NationStates to live in the British Columbian wilderness for the rest of my days, so that I may one day become one with the servers and thus one with NS to achieve a level of nirvana never before seen.


I did it first.
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Matthew the Man
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Founded: Nov 09, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

luv n d eir

Postby Matthew the Man » Sun Feb 28, 2021 11:20 pm

The Love Story of the Ages

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Romantica lly defended regions:
Mechanix Monarchists
The Lautar Region
March Out
Anarchist Nato
Vbc Collective
Card Farmer Alliance
The Mongolasian Empire
Continent Of Europia
The American Frontier
Lezzie
Impenetrable Wastelands
The Potatos Of Power
The River
The Golexaldian Kingdom
The Lands Of Fire And Peace
United Council Of The South
Old World

witnesses to this night of roemanc:
mi amigo (warden commander vincent drake)
mi amigo (warden commander haku)
mi (warden lieutenant matthew)
mi amiga (warden grea kriopia)

Other orgs who joined us:
THE SNAKES
LCNAF
TEA

(sorry 4 d bad report im sleepy :( )
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Baedan
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Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Baedan » Sun Feb 28, 2021 11:22 pm

Obama Moment
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Frenchy II
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Founded: May 31, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Frenchy II » Sun Feb 28, 2021 11:22 pm

our love undying, even in death we shall be reunited

truly an obama moment
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That kid (Frenchy II) organized a flawless invasion." -Mikeswill
"Frenchy is the pinnacle of etiquette." -Agalaesia 10/29/2020
"Frenchy is a nice modern person." -Xoriet 10/29/2020
"If Frenchy owned a GCR they would turn it into a warzone." -Jinkies 10/17/2020
"I love sweeze... and Frenchy." -Tim 6/24/2020

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Alfonzo
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Alfonzo » Mon Mar 01, 2021 6:21 am

heartwrenching gameplay report
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Moonfungus
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Founded: Feb 24, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Moonfungus » Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:27 am

D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that's wholesome.
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Altmoras
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Founded: Jan 25, 2012
New York Times Democracy

Postby Altmoras » Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:12 pm

Happy belated valentines day.
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Grea Kriopia
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Founded: Jan 18, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Grea Kriopia » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:26 pm

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Commanders Vinny, Haku, BT, Altmoras, Merlin, and Ltn. Matthew try out the new miniskirt recruitment tactic.


It was a quiet day for the Warden Leadership, the type of day where any idea sounded more interesting than it really was. In their idle time, they mused on new ideas for the region and how best to get more recruits with the brand new DKP system driving motivation. Maybe more telegrams? Perhaps a free gift basket? Suddenly, Commander Benevolent Thomas jumped up in inspiration and shouted, "Miniskirts!"

The other members looked on in confusion as he rambled about heels, thigh highs, and successful recruitment rates before accepting in resignation that they really had no more dignity left to lose. And so, the Wardens donned their miniskirts and heels to hit the town and see what they could do.

On their way through town, they spotted the local gossip girl Frenchy running through regions on a furious shopping spree and decided this simply wouldn't do. The new uniform would pose some challenges but nothing our brave Wardens couldn't handle. It's only natural that The Grey Wardens could pull off the impossible: chasing in heels, and then chased Frenchy all the way through 55 different stores before she collapsed in exhaustion.

With only a few sprained ankles, the Wardens strutted over to get some victory bagels and pose for a new recruitment photo that would be sure to show others what they were missing out on.

Wardens:
First Warden Tim
Warden-Commander Altmoras
Warden-Commander Haku
Warden-Commander Vinny
Warden-Lieutenant Matthew
Warden-Warden Grea Kriopia


Fashionable Friends:
LCNAF



Prior to the mini-skirt motivation, the Wardens also did some spring cleaning with the help of Warden Clean™

Wardens:
Warden-Commander Altmoras
Warden-Commander Haku
Warden-Lieutenant Matthew
Warden-Warden Grea Kriopia
Warden-Warden Vara


Cleaning Buddies:
FRA
lily
RRA
SPSF
TEA



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Frenchy II
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Founded: May 31, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Frenchy II » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:29 pm

Very impressive stuff! Do not make fun of my post-covid pre-existing conditions that make me prone to exhaustion >:(

no actually good stuff actually just share the thigh highs next time
Supreme Command of Lily | Master ★★★
Council Advisor of The Incan Empire
AKA: Nelson Wilbury, Loretta Martin, Obootsma 2069

"The credit goes to the 17 year old kid that took down the 16 year old streak.
That kid (Frenchy II) organized a flawless invasion." -Mikeswill
"Frenchy is the pinnacle of etiquette." -Agalaesia 10/29/2020
"Frenchy is a nice modern person." -Xoriet 10/29/2020
"If Frenchy owned a GCR they would turn it into a warzone." -Jinkies 10/17/2020
"I love sweeze... and Frenchy." -Tim 6/24/2020

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Matthew the Man
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Founded: Nov 09, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Matthew the Man » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:36 pm

Frenchy II wrote:Very impressive stuff! Do not make fun of my post-covid pre-existing conditions that make me prone to exhaustion >:(

no actually good stuff actually just share the thigh highs next time

if i did, id be a hypocrite since i too now how posses a post-covid pre-existing conditions that make me prone to exhaustion. good thing im a hypocrite.

lol get more stamina nerd gg loser
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Frenchy II
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Postby Frenchy II » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:41 pm

Matthew the Man wrote:
Frenchy II wrote:Very impressive stuff! Do not make fun of my post-covid pre-existing conditions that make me prone to exhaustion >:(

no actually good stuff actually just share the thigh highs next time

if i did, id be a hypocrite since i too now how posses a post-covid pre-existing conditions that make me prone to exhaustion. good thing im a hypocrite.

lol get more stamina nerd gg loser

mattalie what happened to our love my dear
Supreme Command of Lily | Master ★★★
Council Advisor of The Incan Empire
AKA: Nelson Wilbury, Loretta Martin, Obootsma 2069

"The credit goes to the 17 year old kid that took down the 16 year old streak.
That kid (Frenchy II) organized a flawless invasion." -Mikeswill
"Frenchy is the pinnacle of etiquette." -Agalaesia 10/29/2020
"Frenchy is a nice modern person." -Xoriet 10/29/2020
"If Frenchy owned a GCR they would turn it into a warzone." -Jinkies 10/17/2020
"I love sweeze... and Frenchy." -Tim 6/24/2020

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The Python
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Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Python » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:43 pm

now that was some good cleaning
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Eshialand
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Posts: 265
Founded: Apr 03, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Eshialand » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:46 pm

Frenchy II wrote:
Matthew the Man wrote:if i did, id be a hypocrite since i too now how posses a post-covid pre-existing conditions that make me prone to exhaustion. good thing im a hypocrite.

lol get more stamina nerd gg loser

mattalie what happened to our love my dear

Love is a scam invented by raiders to make us weak, and we have discovered this and distanced ourselves from the concept.

At least I did. IDK what y'all are doing.
Warden of The Order of the Grey Wardens since February 10th, 2021.

A.K.A. Galdanulia, Councillor of the LCRUA.

A.K.A. Jacrovnia, native of the Embassy.


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Altmoras
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Founded: Jan 25, 2012
New York Times Democracy

Postby Altmoras » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:52 pm

Could have been 110 if the raiders didn't stop our dance halfway through update. :(
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Frenchy II
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Founded: May 31, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Frenchy II » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:56 pm

Altmoras wrote:Could have been 110 if the raiders didn't stop our dance halfway through update. :(

pre-existing conditions alt, you know how it is
Supreme Command of Lily | Master ★★★
Council Advisor of The Incan Empire
AKA: Nelson Wilbury, Loretta Martin, Obootsma 2069

"The credit goes to the 17 year old kid that took down the 16 year old streak.
That kid (Frenchy II) organized a flawless invasion." -Mikeswill
"Frenchy is the pinnacle of etiquette." -Agalaesia 10/29/2020
"Frenchy is a nice modern person." -Xoriet 10/29/2020
"If Frenchy owned a GCR they would turn it into a warzone." -Jinkies 10/17/2020
"I love sweeze... and Frenchy." -Tim 6/24/2020

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Eshialand
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Founded: Apr 03, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Eshialand » Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:00 am

Frenchy II wrote:
Altmoras wrote:Could have been 110 if the raiders didn't stop our dance halfway through update. :(

pre-existing conditions alt, you know how it is

You don't have pre-existing conditions, you're just covering up the fact that you got caught by that mall cop...
Warden of The Order of the Grey Wardens since February 10th, 2021.

A.K.A. Galdanulia, Councillor of the LCRUA.

A.K.A. Jacrovnia, native of the Embassy.


EPICS FOR SALE!

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Baedan
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Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Baedan » Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:07 am

Eshialand wrote:
Frenchy II wrote:pre-existing conditions alt, you know how it is

You don't have pre-existing conditions, you're just covering up the fact that you got caught by that mall cop...

A criminal record is a pre-existing condition
baedan 1: the journal of queer nihilism

purist raiderist
aurrelius, TBH, lily, obootsma 69

"more like Basedan" - some defender idk

formerly soppy

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