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by **Alfonzo** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 7:32 pm

Yup, maybe people should join us to get good B)

by **Tim-Opolis** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 1:00 am

Blizzard Conditions Ground Darkspawn Wings

As The Grey Wardens and Friends once again headed out to defend The World, weather conditions across the regions were getting increasingly slow. With a major weather formation bringing in a significant amount of cold air and frosty conditions, enemy Darkspawn were simply unable to keep up and were buried by the piling up snow. On their effort tonight, The Black Hawks successfully secured two regions. In comparison, 29 regions were defended by our coalition tonight. With the ability to wear proper winter gear, unlike the thin claws of our Hawk enemies, we demonstrated a significantly more capable unit plowing through the blizzard. It was, without question, another clear demonstration of both The Grey Wardens' skill and the skill of the vast Libcord coalition. It's been great fun chasing down our foes when they dare attempt to raid, while also accomplishing significant steps towards removing traces of invaders from the "tag target" demographic of regions.

In addition, minor housekeeping occurred. We'd like to announce that Commander Deadeye Jack will be taking over as Chamberlain, in charge of keeping Warden Records up to date. We wish him luck delving through the musty dungeons of Weisshaupt Fortress for the lost tomes. Perhaps one day the ancient foundational lore shall be founded, and the true purpose of DKP will be revealed. Perhaps Jack will harness a new energy source to keep records even better. We're excited to find out!

Wardens Present

First Warden Tim
High Constable Sir Merlin
Commander Altmoras
Commander Haku
Lieutenant Matthew
Warden Grea Kriopia

Comrade-in-Arms

Luca

Regions Defended

European Confederated States
Leskintaia
Communist And Socialist Faction
The United German States
Thandanavia
Neu Axis
Remiland
Ulm O Ulm
Alt Earth Roleplay
Mell
Federation Of Universal States
Surubao
Arial Acrobats
A North Pacific
Neo Velonea
Vibenstate
International Socialist Organisation
United Order Of Pigeonstotzka
The Second Order
Grande Unione Europea
Akavir
Pigeons
Alliance Of The Empires
Atheist Communist Alliance
Prudland Hungar
The Randomly Misplaced Artificial Isles
Your Kitten
Borzakia
The Greater Star Region Of Bleria

Region Detagged

Northwood

Libcord: For Your Protection

In War, Victory.
In Peace, Vigilance.
In Death, Sacrifice.

by **Altmoras** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 4:17 am

At least they can warm themselves with the sting of defeat.

by **Alfonzo** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 6:50 am

Altmoras wrote:At least they can warm themselves with the sting of defeat.

that's cold bruh :V

by **Varanius** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 6:55 am

Congrats! Wish I could’ve made it this time, but I won’t be able to use discord for a few days.

by **Altmoras** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 3:58 pm

Last edited by New Visayan Islands on Tue Feb 16, 2021 8:08 am, edited 1 time in total.
Reason: Fixed misaligned code.

Big Brother is formatting your posts.

by **Tim-Opolis** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 9:48 pm

Altmoras wrote:
Last edited by New Visayan Islands on Tue Feb 16, 2021 8:08 am, edited 1 time in total.
Reason: Fixed misaligned code.

Big Brother is formatting your posts.

I always like the random notes like that because it serves as a fun reminder that our posts do indeed reach outside of GP, and the greater public is therefore being made aware of just how badly The Black Hawks are losing to us every day and every night.

by **Tim-Opolis** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 11:33 pm

INSPIRATIONAL CONTENT INBOUND

Hello. Today we defended and detagged very successfully across NationStates. Whenever we found raiders, they would give up almost immediately after we'd begin contesting their efforts. We look forward to saving Nationstates more.

Also, check out the new table/box/cool thing happening in our footer. It's really awesome, and I'm glad that Haku is better at BBCode than I am and can help me figure that shit out.

Wardens Present

First Warden Tim-Opolis
Commander Haku
Commander Altmoras
Lieutenant Matthew
Warden Grea Kriopia

Super Cool Comrade

Luca

Regions Defended

The Southern New World
Olympian Lands
Archangel Union
Sacro Imperio De Rathaus

Detags
Dubian Conference
Union Hispanica De Naciones
Turtle Land
The Republican Region
Straightness
The Imperial States
The Trajaanian Archipelago
Your Moms House
The United Monarchy
Chickenia
The Great Region Of Mountains

Libcord:
For Your Protection

In War, Victory.
In Peace, Vigilance.
In Death, Sacrifice.

by **Matthew the Man** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 11:34 pm

Can't wait to protect more regions. Big fan of protecting. Love saving NationStates as well.

by **Alfonzo** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 11:35 pm

Honestly, this is based

by **Kingdom of Circle of Magi** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 11:55 pm

Can't stop winning!

by **LollerLand** » Wed Feb 17, 2021 1:02 am

Really like these kind of reports. The right amount of simplicity and shitposting. Well done!

by **Alfonzian Navy Squadron 45** » Wed Feb 17, 2021 7:19 pm

LollerLand wrote:Really like these kind of reports. The right amount of simplicity and shitposting. Well done!

And code breaking :x

- Alfonzo

by **LollerLand** » Wed Feb 17, 2021 10:31 pm

Alfonzian Navy Squadron 45 wrote:
LollerLand wrote:Really like these kind of reports. The right amount of simplicity and shitposting. Well done!

And code breaking :x

- Alfonzo

Evil fendas breaking the site smh

by **Matthew the Man** » Wed Feb 17, 2021 11:32 pm

Don’t waste your time trying to get the tough messes out with some plain old dish rag and soap. Instead try Warden Clean™! Warden Clean™ has 5 times the power of the average cleaning spray and is the leading spray product!

Just one spray dissolves any stray tags right on contact! And it's great for cleaning up after tag runs too! Just continue to spray and you’ll activate our patent pending Tactical GodCleaner technology which releases a high powered burst of GodCleaner spray that cleans up WFEs, flags, and embassies in mere seconds! It even works on tags in progress, just make sure to aim your shots and you’ll stop any nasty raider from causing a big mess!

With easy to refill bottles, Warden Clean™ is a breeze to use! To get 5 times the detag power, try Warden Clean™ from the Order of Grey Wardens right now! For only 25 Bank or 1 Legendary card, sold at exclusive Grey Warden Outpost locations!

BUY WARDEN CLEAN™ TODAY!

Libcord:
For Your Protection

In War, Victory.
In Peace, Vigilance.
In Death, Sacrifice.

by **Grea Kriopia** » Wed Feb 17, 2021 11:35 pm

Truly stunning

by **Refuge Isle** » Wed Feb 17, 2021 11:41 pm

You are truly one of the strangest people I have met on NationStates, Matthew.

by **Matthew the Man** » Wed Feb 17, 2021 11:45 pm

Refuge Isle wrote:You are truly one of the strangest people I have met on NationStates, Matthew.

what does this mean

by **Alfonzo** » Thu Feb 18, 2021 6:49 am

Matthew the Man wrote:
Refuge Isle wrote:You are truly one of the strangest people I have met on NationStates, Matthew.

what does this mean

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by **LollerLand** » Thu Feb 18, 2021 6:59 am

Matthew the Man wrote:
Refuge Isle wrote:You are truly one of the strangest people I have met on NationStates, Matthew.

what does this mean

It means that you are one of the strangest people Refuge has met on NationStates, duh.

by **Zukchiva** » Thu Feb 18, 2021 4:47 pm

I just want to say that I am proud of Vara! He's getting involved- brings tears to my eyes! :clap:

Also great report ofc

by **Imperial Dodo** » Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:34 pm

Today, after the school day was over, all of the Wardens who had forgotten to finish their school community service hours, all met up after school to finish them. They grabbed their mops, brooms, towels, buckets, and their Warden Clean soap and they adventured into the school to do some cleaning. As they adventure into the school during the chilly evening, they noticed some very very dirty tables covered in ugly writing and ugly drawings, so they decided to start by cleaning some tables. A total of 48 as a matter of fact.

However, as they were cleaning, they noticed some little mice getting attacked by some cats. They decided to jump in to save some mice from those pesky cats. Throwing their mops on the floor, they ran into the hallway chasing the cats while some others saved the little mice. In the end, they saved 6 little baby mice which they returned back to the wild.

Libcord:
For Your Protection

In War, Victory.
In Peace, Vigilance.
In Death, Sacrifice.

by **Tim-Opolis** » Fri Feb 19, 2021 1:56 pm

WardenClean Stonks can only go up as we use it to save NationStates

by **Alfonzo** » Fri Feb 19, 2021 2:16 pm

by **Grea Kriopia** » Sun Feb 21, 2021 11:22 am

The black hawk's recent tagging grade

HAWKS FLOP WITH FAILING GRADES

After finally returning to tagging activity, The black hawks came back from update with some truly dismal stats–a failing grade, in fact.

The black hawks jumped a total of 28 times this past update. From that, they got 8 hits and 9 regions were successfully defended. What happened to the other 11 regions you ask? Complete and total misses. With the unparalleled efforts and R/D capabilities of The Grey Wardens and allies, this gives The black hawks a 28% success rate, which most people would call an 'F'.

As we all know, raiding is very challenging and they all try their hardest. We truly wish The black hawks the best in their journey to improve!

In The black hawks underwhelming absence, we had to find something else to do during update and continued our advertisement of Warden Clean™ which are also included below.

Libcord:
For Your Protection

In War, Victory.
In Peace, Vigilance.
In Death, Sacrifice.

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