The Grey Wardens: Warden-Lieutenant Eshialand

by **Helseth** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 8:07 pm

Hipster class, lol

by **Captain Albert Alexander Hamilton** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:38 pm

You forgot to mention their newspaper includes the word Neüspaper where they should have Zeitung

by **Pergamon** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:40 pm

Captain Albert Alexander Hamilton wrote:You forgot to mention their newspaper includes the word Neüspaper where they should have Zeitung

This is correct.

by **Kurnugia** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:42 pm

Captain Albert Alexander Hamilton wrote:You forgot to mention their newspaper includes the word Neüspaper where they should have Zeitung

Believe me, if I took all mistakes, I'd be epos-size shitpost.

by **Captain Albert Alexander Hamilton** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:47 pm

Kurnugia wrote:
Captain Albert Alexander Hamilton wrote:You forgot to mention their newspaper includes the word Neüspaper where they should have Zeitung

Believe me, if I took all mistakes, I'd be epos-size shitpost.

Perhaps there could be a third part?

by **Kurnugia** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:51 pm

Captain Albert Alexander Hamilton wrote:
Kurnugia wrote:Believe me, if I took all mistakes, I'd be epos-size shitpost.

Perhaps there could be a third part?

oof. Maybe. ~~Y'all encouraged to copy this format though <3~~. Edit: Actually no. It's good in parts due to its uniqueness. And it's too early to tell if there is going to be a third part maybe, maybe not. Depends on a lot of factors. How Inspired I am, how much time I have and so on.

by **Escade** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:43 pm

Good form, Kurn. As soon as they demand more, take it away from them. Rules of like idk urban warfare or maybe marketing

by **Kurnugia** » Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:55 am

Escade wrote:Good form, Kurn. As soon as they demand more, take it away from them. Rules of like idk urban warfare or maybe marketing

Sounds more like a toxic girlfriend... ~~Which is more or less my relationship to NSGP tbf.~~

by **Vulturret** » Wed Mar 14, 2018 10:30 am

Kurnugia wrote:
Escade wrote:Good form, Kurn. As soon as they demand more, take it away from them. Rules of like idk urban warfare or maybe marketing

Sounds more like a toxic girlfriend... ~~Which is more or less my relationship to NSGP tbf.~~

Same here, yeah. NSGP is very toxic and seems to be increasing in that regard with every passing day. >:(

by **Escade** » Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:22 pm

That's sad

I feel like since the same few people have chilled out a bit, so it got better since last year but I also have some things on ignore so I might just no longer be seeing it.

Here is the gif I look at when I want my heart to feel a little bit of glee and cuteness.

Also the TGW thread always makes me feel happy and like all is right in the world.

by **Lord Dominator** » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:30 pm

Weird kitty mustache is weird

by **Vincent Drake** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 2:49 am

It's a very special time of year, municipal budget season! Did you know that it costs up to $160,000 to pave a mile of road? Also, a certain state pension fund will give you automatic 2.5% annual increases for inflation, even if inflation doesn't reach 2.5%? Amazing, amirite? Sign me up for public service!

Ethics don't put food on the table.

After standing for 4 hours to get imparted with that and other civic wisdom, it was time to rush home for 2nd dinner and then monitor internet traffic for threats. Lately, TGW's cyber security specialists have been pursuing a dangerous hacker group calling itself "LILY". While they don't have many followers, those they do have work very quickly, strike fast, and attack well into the night. Well, except one, as we were soon to find out...

LILY operatives are highly skilled and relentless hackers. Usually.

Our team of eagle eyed experts detected LILY preparing to do something tonight...however, the ringleader was nowhere to be seen. Instead, a senior operative appeared to be taking a newbie out for training. We decided it was a perfect opportunity to launch our own operation.

LILY was clearly up to no good, trying to send many packets of data to an unknown address. What could it be? We'd need to intercept it to find out! Usually, this type of op does not go so well for us, but as luck would have it, LILY's green operative happened to be using a dial-up modem to connect to the internet.

Secretive hacker-in-training "Res" going to his email to get his next admit link: (Safe link, short video, should click it yes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dudJjUU9Nhs

The constant waiting and slow uploads shifted the battle in our favor. Perhaps a timely shift in tactics or a swift change in personnel could have helped the hackers. To their credit, their kingpin going by the alias of "Lili" made a brief appearance to assist in the mission, but vanished once he saw the AOL logo. Either that, or had to get off the phone because Res was trying to use the internet.

by **Merlins clone Merlinda from Universe 63** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:14 am

Nice report, Vinny.

by **Roavin** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:16 am

Great report :clap:

Vincent Drake wrote:~~Traitorous Har~~ SUBVERSIVE FENDERITE Roavin

Can confirm. :blush:

by **Lord Dominator** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:36 am

Amusing report

by **The Resentine Kingdom** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:29 pm

tbh I was expecting more effort on this one.

Good enough I guess. GG.

by **Malphe** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 2:04 pm

The Resentine Kingdom wrote:tbh I was expecting more effort on this one.

Good enough I guess. GG.

Hey! There was plenty of effort put into this one!
People have such high expectations nowadays.

by **Roavin** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:50 pm

The TGW backlog of reports may have raised expectations a little bit

Also, in Res' defense, I did get odd server lag spikes on occasion too plus he was definitely #fastboi near the end. He's not SPSF General for nothing :hug:

by **Escade** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:38 pm

I still think Roavin is first and foremost a guitar strumming harlot who has now wrongfully killed me in Werewolf at least like 100x

Also like so many massive insider VC jokes lol...idk where to start but I love how Res gets in VC especially with the topics in the report lol. Of the three SPSF generals, Resentine is my fave for all the awesome things he does and how he explains stuff to people who are actually sometimes slow like me lol <3 Also sometimes he doesn't kill me in WW right away like some others (*cough*)....

by **Vulturret** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:49 pm

Escade wrote:I still think Roavin is first and foremost a guitar strumming harlot who has now wrongfully killed me in Werewolf at least like 100x

Also like so many massive insider VC jokes lol...idk where to start but I love how Res gets in VC especially with the topics in the report lol. Of the three SPSF generals, Resentine is my fave for all the awesome things he does and how he explains stuff to people who are actually sometimes slow like me lol <3 Also sometimes he doesn't kill me in WW right away like some others (*cough*)....

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(Also this weekend VC please note I have not talked about the Kardashians in a emotional way in a long time (like months) but the recent atrocity committed against Kendall is too much and how dare they try to force her to disclose anything about her sexuality like that, if she didn't want to talk about it or keep things on the dl its her right and omg so upset about this....)

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When you say Res is your favorite right in front of Roa.

by **Escade** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:06 pm

Vulturret wrote:
Escade wrote:I still think Roavin is first and foremost a guitar strumming harlot who has now wrongfully killed me in Werewolf at least like 100x

Also like so many massive insider VC jokes lol...idk where to start but I love how Res gets in VC especially with the topics in the report lol. Of the three SPSF generals, Resentine is my fave for all the awesome things he does and how he explains stuff to people who are actually sometimes slow like me lol <3 Also sometimes he doesn't kill me in WW right away like some others (*cough*)....

(Image)

(Also this weekend VC please note I have not talked about the Kardashians in a emotional way in a long time (like months) but the recent atrocity committed against Kendall is too much and how dare they try to force her to disclose anything about her sexuality like that, if she didn't want to talk about it or keep things on the dl its her right and omg so upset about this....)

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When you say Res is your favorite right in front of Roa.

I can't help when I'm always right

There's a reason I love this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwKa6Yojuzs

by **The Resentine Kingdom** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:21 pm

Vulturret wrote:
Escade wrote:-just a quick snip-

When you say Res is your favorite right in front of Roa.

Problem Vul is that I'm everybody's favorite. My everlasting charm is how I got the spot in the first place

by **Vulturret** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:26 pm

The Resentine Kingdom wrote:
Vulturret wrote:When you say Res is your favorite right in front of Roa.

Problem Vul is that I'm everybody's favorite. My everlasting charm is how I got the spot in the first place

I never denied you were the best. We just don't want Roa to rage on us.

by **The Resentine Kingdom** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:50 pm

Vulturret wrote:
The Resentine Kingdom wrote:Problem Vul is that I'm everybody's favorite. My everlasting charm is how I got the spot in the first place

I never denied you were the best. We just don't want Roa to rage on us.

Favorite =/= best. If I was best I wouldn't be in the report

by **Escade** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:01 pm

Vulturret wrote:
The Resentine Kingdom wrote:Problem Vul is that I'm everybody's favorite. My everlasting charm is how I got the spot in the first place

I never denied you were the best. We just don't want Roa to rage on us.

Who's we...I mean my thoughts are Roavin is too gentle to rage or like get a little wicked but then I remember that wicked little giggle of his...so anything is possible. Plus it might be funny

*starts humming the best theme song of all time:
I want to be the very best like no one ever was....... I know it's my destiny...... in a world we must defend....our hearts so true, our courage will pull us through...you teach me and I'll teach you....*

wow I just listened to that like 5x in a row...still the best....

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