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Helseth
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Postby Helseth » Fri Mar 09, 2018 8:07 pm

Hipster class, lol
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Captain Albert Alexander Hamilton
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Postby Captain Albert Alexander Hamilton » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:38 pm

You forgot to mention their newspaper includes the word Neüspaper where they should have Zeitung
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Pergamon
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Postby Pergamon » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:40 pm

Captain Albert Alexander Hamilton wrote:You forgot to mention their newspaper includes the word Neüspaper where they should have Zeitung


This is correct.
PACIFICA STAND STRONG

Senator Emeritus of The Pacific - Ret. Regent of the New Pacific Order

"The only war that matters is the war of the Feederite Class against the Userite. UCR Organizations and Cabals that befoul GCR with their presence, disguised as ruling elite within them, must be removed and their power must be broken. This is the ultimate imperative of the Revolutionaries true to the GCR and the Pacifics, which have nothing to lose but the chains from Userite oppression."

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Kurnugia
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Postby Kurnugia » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:42 pm

Captain Albert Alexander Hamilton wrote:You forgot to mention their newspaper includes the word Neüspaper where they should have Zeitung

Believe me, if I took all mistakes, I'd be epos-size shitpost. :p
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Postby Captain Albert Alexander Hamilton » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:47 pm

Kurnugia wrote:
Captain Albert Alexander Hamilton wrote:You forgot to mention their newspaper includes the word Neüspaper where they should have Zeitung

Believe me, if I took all mistakes, I'd be epos-size shitpost. :p


Perhaps there could be a third part?
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Kurnugia
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Postby Kurnugia » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:51 pm

Captain Albert Alexander Hamilton wrote:
Kurnugia wrote:Believe me, if I took all mistakes, I'd be epos-size shitpost. :p


Perhaps there could be a third part?

oof. Maybe. Y'all encouraged to copy this format though <3. Edit: Actually no. It's good in parts due to its uniqueness. And it's too early to tell if there is going to be a third part maybe, maybe not. Depends on a lot of factors. How Inspired I am, how much time I have and so on.
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Escade
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Postby Escade » Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:43 pm

Good form, Kurn. As soon as they demand more, take it away from them. Rules of like idk urban warfare or maybe marketing :P

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Kurnugia
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Postby Kurnugia » Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:55 am

Escade wrote:Good form, Kurn. As soon as they demand more, take it away from them. Rules of like idk urban warfare or maybe marketing :P

Sounds more like a toxic girlfriend... Which is more or less my relationship to NSGP tbf.
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Vulturret
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Postby Vulturret » Wed Mar 14, 2018 10:30 am

Kurnugia wrote:
Escade wrote:Good form, Kurn. As soon as they demand more, take it away from them. Rules of like idk urban warfare or maybe marketing :P

Sounds more like a toxic girlfriend... Which is more or less my relationship to NSGP tbf.

Same here, yeah. NSGP is very toxic and seems to be increasing in that regard with every passing day. >:(
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Postby Escade » Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:22 pm

That's sad :( I feel like since the same few people have chilled out a bit, so it got better since last year but I also have some things on ignore so I might just no longer be seeing it.

Here is the gif I look at when I want my heart to feel a little bit of glee and cuteness.

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Also the TGW thread always makes me feel happy and like all is right in the world.

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Lord Dominator
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Lord Dominator » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:30 pm

Weird kitty mustache is weird

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Vincent Drake
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Vincent Drake » Thu Mar 15, 2018 2:49 am

It's a very special time of year, municipal budget season! Did you know that it costs up to $160,000 to pave a mile of road? Also, a certain state pension fund will give you automatic 2.5% annual increases for inflation, even if inflation doesn't reach 2.5%? Amazing, amirite? Sign me up for public service!

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Ethics don't put food on the table.

After standing for 4 hours to get imparted with that and other civic wisdom, it was time to rush home for 2nd dinner and then monitor internet traffic for threats. Lately, TGW's cyber security specialists have been pursuing a dangerous hacker group calling itself "LILY". While they don't have many followers, those they do have work very quickly, strike fast, and attack well into the night. Well, except one, as we were soon to find out...

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LILY operatives are highly skilled and relentless hackers. Usually.

Our team of eagle eyed experts detected LILY preparing to do something tonight...however, the ringleader was nowhere to be seen. Instead, a senior operative appeared to be taking a newbie out for training. We decided it was a perfect opportunity to launch our own operation.

LILY was clearly up to no good, trying to send many packets of data to an unknown address. What could it be? We'd need to intercept it to find out! Usually, this type of op does not go so well for us, but as luck would have it, LILY's green operative happened to be using a dial-up modem to connect to the internet.

Secretive hacker-in-training "Res" going to his email to get his next admit link: (Safe link, short video, should click it yes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dudJjUU9Nhs

The constant waiting and slow uploads shifted the battle in our favor. Perhaps a timely shift in tactics or a swift change in personnel could have helped the hackers. To their credit, their kingpin going by the alias of "Lili" made a brief appearance to assist in the mission, but vanished once he saw the AOL logo. Either that, or had to get off the phone because Res was trying to use the internet.

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Packets Sent: 26

Packets Intercepted: 22
https://www.nationstates.net/region=kha ... r_mongolia
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the ... _grey_lily
https://www.nationstates.net/region=anc ... f_epicness
https://www.nationstates.net/region=uni ... on_of_omhs
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the ... omic_union
https://www.nationstates.net/region=save_earth
https://www.nationstates.net/region=vaeris
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the ... gdoms_clan
https://www.nationstates.net/region=aryans
https://www.nationstates.net/region=fed ... of_planets
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the ... f_imperium
https://www.nationstates.net/region=day_o
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the_gang
https://www.nationstates.net/region=chesapeake
https://www.nationstates.net/region=code_country
https://www.nationstates.net/region=bal ... _republics
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the_third_r3ight
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the ... _scallions
https://www.nationstates.net/region=westfalen
https://www.nationstates.net/region=minastriaa
https://www.nationstates.net/region=gre ... federation
https://www.nationstates.net/region=new_socialist_bloc

Packets Dropped: 18

Wiresharks sniffing network traffic:
First Warden Vincent Drake
Warden-Constable Kingdom of Circle of Magi (Sir Merlin)
Warden Cthoria
Traitorous Har SUBVERSIVE FENDERITE Roavin

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Commander in The Order of the Grey Wardens
Founder of European Union

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Merlins clone Merlinda from Universe 63
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Postby Merlins clone Merlinda from Universe 63 » Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:14 am

Nice report, Vinny.
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Roavin
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Postby Roavin » Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:16 am

Great report :clap:

Vincent Drake wrote:Traitorous Har SUBVERSIVE FENDERITE Roavin


Can confirm. :blush:
RoavinMinister of Foreign Affairs from the South Pacific

"Not to mention TSP are some democracy wankers
and democracy wanking is peak defender
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Lord Dominator
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Postby Lord Dominator » Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:36 am

Amusing report

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The Resentine Kingdom
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Postby The Resentine Kingdom » Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:29 pm

tbh I was expecting more effort on this one.

Good enough I guess. GG.
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Malphe
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Postby Malphe » Thu Mar 15, 2018 2:04 pm

The Resentine Kingdom wrote:tbh I was expecting more effort on this one.

Good enough I guess. GG.

Hey! There was plenty of effort put into this one!
People have such high expectations nowadays. :p
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Malphe Vytherov-Skollvaldr
(Osiris, Malphe II, (The North Pacific, Malphe)

Pinky and the Brain's moderately more successful cousin-
- and apparently Rach's adopted son.
[b]Ur a thot malphe - Salvarity
Malphe you could never disappoint - Kyorgia
Malphe is a snitch - Kyrusia
We already knew you were scum Malphe - Badger
Malphe region exists! I'm not the only narcissist with a self titled region! - Vandoosa
That darn Malphe guy is a real menace - Imki
I’m up for watching you get DOS’d, Malphe - Ark
heard this nasty rumor that malphe was a udl plant - Mall
Malphe you disgust me - Jamie

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Roavin
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Postby Roavin » Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:50 pm

The TGW backlog of reports may have raised expectations a little bit :P

Also, in Res' defense, I did get odd server lag spikes on occasion too plus he was definitely #fastboi near the end. He's not SPSF General for nothing :hug:
RoavinMinister of Foreign Affairs from the South Pacific

"Not to mention TSP are some democracy wankers
and democracy wanking is peak defender
" — Tim

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Postby Escade » Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:38 pm

I still think Roavin is first and foremost a guitar strumming harlot who has now wrongfully killed me in Werewolf at least like 100x :P

Also like so many massive insider VC jokes lol...idk where to start but I love how Res gets in VC especially with the topics in the report lol. Of the three SPSF generals, Resentine is my fave for all the awesome things he does and how he explains stuff to people who are actually sometimes slow like me lol <3 Also sometimes he doesn't kill me in WW right away like some others (*cough*)....

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(Also this weekend VC please note I have not talked about the Kardashians in a emotional way in a long time (like months) but the recent atrocity committed against Kendall is too much and how dare they try to force her to disclose anything about her sexuality like that, if she didn't want to talk about it or keep things on the dl its her right and omg so upset about this....)

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Postby Vulturret » Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:49 pm

Escade wrote:I still think Roavin is first and foremost a guitar strumming harlot who has now wrongfully killed me in Werewolf at least like 100x :P

Also like so many massive insider VC jokes lol...idk where to start but I love how Res gets in VC especially with the topics in the report lol. Of the three SPSF generals, Resentine is my fave for all the awesome things he does and how he explains stuff to people who are actually sometimes slow like me lol <3 Also sometimes he doesn't kill me in WW right away like some others (*cough*)....

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(Also this weekend VC please note I have not talked about the Kardashians in a emotional way in a long time (like months) but the recent atrocity committed against Kendall is too much and how dare they try to force her to disclose anything about her sexuality like that, if she didn't want to talk about it or keep things on the dl its her right and omg so upset about this....)

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When you say Res is your favorite right in front of Roa.
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Statsminister of Balder

Patriarch of House Griffin, High King of Domlar, King of Arin, King of Haggir, King of Don, King of Fola, Grand Duke of Jorn, High Patrician of Kola, Chieftain of the Amir, Warmaster of Alaan, Baselius of Tol, Samrat of Ayn, and Grand High Magistrate of Korrer
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Postby Escade » Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:06 pm

Vulturret wrote:
Escade wrote:I still think Roavin is first and foremost a guitar strumming harlot who has now wrongfully killed me in Werewolf at least like 100x :P

Also like so many massive insider VC jokes lol...idk where to start but I love how Res gets in VC especially with the topics in the report lol. Of the three SPSF generals, Resentine is my fave for all the awesome things he does and how he explains stuff to people who are actually sometimes slow like me lol <3 Also sometimes he doesn't kill me in WW right away like some others (*cough*)....

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(Also this weekend VC please note I have not talked about the Kardashians in a emotional way in a long time (like months) but the recent atrocity committed against Kendall is too much and how dare they try to force her to disclose anything about her sexuality like that, if she didn't want to talk about it or keep things on the dl its her right and omg so upset about this....)

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When you say Res is your favorite right in front of Roa.



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The Resentine Kingdom
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Postby The Resentine Kingdom » Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:21 pm

Vulturret wrote:
Escade wrote:-just a quick snip-

When you say Res is your favorite right in front of Roa.

Problem Vul is that I'm everybody's favorite. My everlasting charm is how I got the spot in the first place :P
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Vulturret
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Postby Vulturret » Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:26 pm

The Resentine Kingdom wrote:
Vulturret wrote:When you say Res is your favorite right in front of Roa.

Problem Vul is that I'm everybody's favorite. My everlasting charm is how I got the spot in the first place :P

I never denied you were the best. We just don't want Roa to rage on us. :p
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Statsminister of Balder

Patriarch of House Griffin, High King of Domlar, King of Arin, King of Haggir, King of Don, King of Fola, Grand Duke of Jorn, High Patrician of Kola, Chieftain of the Amir, Warmaster of Alaan, Baselius of Tol, Samrat of Ayn, and Grand High Magistrate of Korrer
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Styled Knight of Thor in Balder
Member of the Citizens' Assembly Advisory Board of Europeia
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Postby The Resentine Kingdom » Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:50 pm

Vulturret wrote:
The Resentine Kingdom wrote:Problem Vul is that I'm everybody's favorite. My everlasting charm is how I got the spot in the first place :P

I never denied you were the best. We just don't want Roa to rage on us. :p

Favorite =/= best. If I was best I wouldn't be in the report ;)
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Postby Escade » Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:01 pm

Vulturret wrote:
The Resentine Kingdom wrote:Problem Vul is that I'm everybody's favorite. My everlasting charm is how I got the spot in the first place :P

I never denied you were the best. We just don't want Roa to rage on us. :p


Who's we...I mean my thoughts are Roavin is too gentle to rage or like get a little wicked but then I remember that wicked little giggle of his...so anything is possible. Plus it might be funny ;)


*starts humming the best theme song of all time:
I want to be the very best like no one ever was....... I know it's my destiny...... in a world we must defend....our hearts so true, our courage will pull us through...you teach me and I'll teach you....*


wow I just listened to that like 5x in a row...still the best....
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