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Escade
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Postby Escade » Sun Mar 04, 2018 7:59 pm

Congratulations to TGW for podium sweeping the Chase event in the Olympics (Vinny, Jack and Merlin ftw) and for taking gold in Cards Against Humanity (Pyro and Merlin ftw)!

It was also super fun to do the impromptu chase training with Jack and remember how I first learned to chase almost a year ago <3

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Postby Roavin » Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:09 am

Escade wrote:remember how I first learned to chase almost a year ago <3


I remember shortly after learning, you and Yuno were in one team during a big chase just racking up one win after the other and putting several of the more tenured peeps to shame. :P

Jack is a great teacher, and generally wonderful. I don't know what I would have done without Jack during my year as First Warden.
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The Communist Warden
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Postby The Communist Warden » Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:04 pm

WEHRABOO 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
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WORKERS! Despite having cleansed the disinformation and ignorance of wehraboos once before, we are saddened to report that the gross mistreatment of the German language continues to this day. As such, we, the grammar and spelling commies, are forced to reignite the forges of correction yet again and show the proletariat the counter-revolutionary spelling and grammar!




MISTAKES IN ABUNDANCE
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Comrades, a new low has been reached. With great despair, we watch the struggle of the German language against its oppressors. The previously correct application of the prefix "Reichs" has now been replaced by this abhorrent combination of "reichlich", attached to whatever noun pleases them. Unfortunately for them, that word means "sufficient, abundant". One thing is for sure, the only thing KAISERREICH has "reichlich" of are german mistakes.




A CASE FOR CASES
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The singular genitive, which is the correct and most stylish way of writing, would be "des". There is also another, more informal, way: Use "von" and the dative pronoun. What they created, a bastard between the two ways roughly translates to "of of the Freikorps". Also, there is no way to know if the singular form of Korps was meant. Since the nominative case would be either "das" for singular, or "die" for plural. We just assume they intended it to be singular because KAISERREICH is, as we know, singularly bad at German.



GERMAN SKILLS NOT OPERATIONAL
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And yet we find another travesty in their usage of German. It's almost as if they are doing this on purpose to scare away us german spelling commies — too bad, despite their best efforts, it would take a lot more to scare our spelling consciousness away. "Operativ" is an adjective meaning "operational", not a noun or a title. If we use the same root word, the correct noun would be "Operateur", meaning either a surgeon (raping the German language with surgical precision) or a movie projector operator (shining a light on the depths of their inadequacies).




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Even hybrids between English and German are not safe! According to the imperial law, there are three "Stämme" (the correct plural form of "Stamm"). However, if you write "All Stamm", you are implying that there is in fact only one. "Each Stamm" would be the logically correct form, or alternatively "All Stämme". But "All Stamm" could, at best, be translated to "the trunk of outer space", which we suppose adequately expresses that their German is rooted in abject outlandishness.



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Probably referring to the record number of misspelt German words and broken grammar rules.


Co-authored by Roavin and Kurnugia with the support of Pergamon.


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Pergamon
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Postby Pergamon » Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:11 pm

:clap:
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"The only war that matters is the war of the Feederite Class against the Userite. UCR Organizations and Cabals that befoul GCR with their presence, disguised as ruling elite within them, must be removed and their power must be broken. This is the ultimate imperative of the Revolutionaries true to the GCR and the Pacifics, which have nothing to lose but the chains from Userite oppression."

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Altinsane
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Postby Altinsane » Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:16 pm

I have learned so much today! \o/
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Tim-Opolis
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Postby Tim-Opolis » Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:21 pm

Haters said losing Roavin would kill our ability to learn German, but little did they know we merely upgraded to the next model :P

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Kurnugia
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Postby Kurnugia » Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:31 pm

It was great fun to compose the post. Especially Perg getting progressively angrier :p


Again my thanks to Roavin and Pergamon for assisting me with this <3
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Malphe
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Postby Malphe » Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:51 pm

Commie TGW is at it again.
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Pinky and the Brain's moderately more successful cousin-
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[b]Ur a thot malphe - Salvarity
Malphe you could never disappoint - Kyorgia
Malphe is a snitch - Kyrusia
We already knew you were scum Malphe - Badger
Malphe region exists! I'm not the only narcissist with a self titled region! - Vandoosa
That darn Malphe guy is a real menace - Imki
I’m up for watching you get DOS’d, Malphe - Ark
heard this nasty rumor that malphe was a udl plant - Mall
Malphe you disgust me - Jamie

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Postby Vulturret » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:35 am

Nice. :p
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Keldros
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Postby Keldros » Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:23 pm

WEHRABOOS KEEP MOVING, THIS IS AN ANGLO NEIGHBORHOOD

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Alkasia
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Postby Alkasia » Thu Mar 08, 2018 3:37 pm

#CommieFendasForSpellCheck is my favourite series on NS. I practically jumped for joy when I saw another scathing edition. :clap:
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Konrad Duden
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Postby Konrad Duden » Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:05 pm

:clap:
I approve of this lesson.

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Kurnugia
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Postby Kurnugia » Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:23 pm

Konrad Duden wrote::clap:
I approve of this lesson.

LOL
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Klaus Devestatorie
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Postby Klaus Devestatorie » Thu Mar 08, 2018 6:51 pm

lol wehraboos
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Jar Wattinree
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Postby Jar Wattinree » Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:00 pm

Klaus Devestatorie wrote:lol wehraboos

Coined by Perg.
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November 28, 2018
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Malphe
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Postby Malphe » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:13 am

Jar Wattinree wrote:
Klaus Devestatorie wrote:lol wehraboos

Coined by Perg.

Or popularized by Perg, in this case. Isn't like he came up with the word :p
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Pinky and the Brain's moderately more successful cousin-
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[b]Ur a thot malphe - Salvarity
Malphe you could never disappoint - Kyorgia
Malphe is a snitch - Kyrusia
We already knew you were scum Malphe - Badger
Malphe region exists! I'm not the only narcissist with a self titled region! - Vandoosa
That darn Malphe guy is a real menace - Imki
I’m up for watching you get DOS’d, Malphe - Ark
heard this nasty rumor that malphe was a udl plant - Mall
Malphe you disgust me - Jamie

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Pergamon
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Postby Pergamon » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:47 am

Malphe wrote:
Jar Wattinree wrote:Coined by Perg.

Or popularized by Perg, in this case. Isn't like he came up with the word :p


Are you sure?
PACIFICA STAND STRONG

Senator Emeritus of The Pacific - Ret. Regent of the New Pacific Order

"The only war that matters is the war of the Feederite Class against the Userite. UCR Organizations and Cabals that befoul GCR with their presence, disguised as ruling elite within them, must be removed and their power must be broken. This is the ultimate imperative of the Revolutionaries true to the GCR and the Pacifics, which have nothing to lose but the chains from Userite oppression."

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Postby Eluvatar » Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:25 am

Pergamon wrote:
Malphe wrote:Or popularized by Perg, in this case. Isn't like he came up with the word :p


Are you sure?

I am
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Kurnugia
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Postby Kurnugia » Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:51 am

Pergamon wrote:
Malphe wrote:Or popularized by Perg, in this case. Isn't like he came up with the word :p


Are you sure?

Eluvatar wrote:
Pergamon wrote:
Are you sure?

I am


Well, at least he is in the glorious spellcheck interregionale ;)
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Arcellia
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Postby Arcellia » Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:52 am

Kurnugia wrote:Well, at least he is in the glorious spellcheck interregionale ;)

Now, if only Kaiserreich would read this and take the hint instead of arguing that their German doesn't need to be accurate... :p
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Pergamon
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Postby Pergamon » Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:55 am

Eluvatar wrote:
Pergamon wrote:
Are you sure?

I am


I wasn't aware of this, I assume that other people like me have made the connection from Weeaboo to Wehraboo (originating from the Wehrmacht: The Armed Forces of the Nazi Empire)
PACIFICA STAND STRONG

Senator Emeritus of The Pacific - Ret. Regent of the New Pacific Order

"The only war that matters is the war of the Feederite Class against the Userite. UCR Organizations and Cabals that befoul GCR with their presence, disguised as ruling elite within them, must be removed and their power must be broken. This is the ultimate imperative of the Revolutionaries true to the GCR and the Pacifics, which have nothing to lose but the chains from Userite oppression."

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Malphe
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Postby Malphe » Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:57 am

Pergamon wrote:
Eluvatar wrote:I am


I wasn't aware of this, I assume that other people like me have made the connection from Weeaboo to Wehraboo (originating from the Wehrmacht: The Armed Forces of the Nazi Empire)

Yep, that's what I thought it was. Pretty obvious joke to think of, no big surprise that multiple people thought of it.
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Malphe Vytherov-Skollvaldr
(Osiris, Malphe II, (The North Pacific, Malphe)

Pinky and the Brain's moderately more successful cousin-
- and apparently Rach's adopted son.
[b]Ur a thot malphe - Salvarity
Malphe you could never disappoint - Kyorgia
Malphe is a snitch - Kyrusia
We already knew you were scum Malphe - Badger
Malphe region exists! I'm not the only narcissist with a self titled region! - Vandoosa
That darn Malphe guy is a real menace - Imki
I’m up for watching you get DOS’d, Malphe - Ark
heard this nasty rumor that malphe was a udl plant - Mall
Malphe you disgust me - Jamie

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Kurnugia
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Postby Kurnugia » Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:46 am

Malphe wrote:
Pergamon wrote:
I wasn't aware of this, I assume that other people like me have made the connection from Weeaboo to Wehraboo (originating from the Wehrmacht: The Armed Forces of the Nazi Empire)

Yep, that's what I thought it was. Pretty obvious joke to think of, no big surprise that multiple people thought of it.

It really originates from warthunder/world of tanks and whatever WW2 vehicle based mmo shooter there is out there. And well spoiler: wehraboos have a strange fascination for the Wehrmacht that goes waaaay beyond just technical interest.
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Jar Wattinree
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Postby Jar Wattinree » Fri Mar 09, 2018 11:02 am

I stand corrected.
  • Governor of Province Ardere
  • Praetorian of the New Pacific Order
  • Council Elder of St Abbaddon
  • Game Warden of Forest
Tribune of the New Pacific Order
November 28, 2018
A 14.4 - 3.7 civilization, according to this index.


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Escade
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Postby Escade » Fri Mar 09, 2018 2:56 pm

Ooooh fun report Kurnugia, all that scary red text :P Poor German language being oppressed by the hipster (?) class.....

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