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by Lord Dominator » Sun Jun 14, 2020 9:21 pm
by Xanthal » Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:24 pm
Yokiria wrote:Try filing a GHR with moderation. I'm sure they can help you.
by Tim-Opolis » Thu Jun 25, 2020 6:54 am
An In-Depth Scientific Comparison of TBH vs TGW. Artistically Memed By Matthew
With his recent promotion to Warden-Lieutenant, Matthew has significantly stepped up his contributions to The Wardens, including the creation of the phenomenal meme you see above.
Having unlocked our full potential as Elite Godgamers, The Order of The Grey Wardens has launched a deep study into what makes us more formidable than our winged foes. Following careful analysis by Warden-Lieutenant Matthew, we have have found both advantages for us and critical disadvantages that The Blawk Hawks face. Really, this all comes back to the critical variable of s t a m i n a, and it is where the advantage of the Elite Warden is clear.
With a lack of arms, and weak talons that require much rest, The Black Hawks are simply unable to ever reach a level where they have the stamina to handle a long-term battle against the likes of the Warden Front Line. Additionally, their sharp eyes allow them to spot regions, but also allow them to spot how magnificent our organization is as it executes every goal successfully. This envy builds and ultimately results in a tilted flight pattern for these birds. Moving away from the enemy and towards The Heroes of NationStates, The Grey Warden not only maintains a badass insignia, but their dexterity allows for them to don both a protective helm and tantalizingly lickable boots. This, coupled with their skill at slicing through the air with our swords, makes for a devastating Defending Machine which operates at peak capacity throughout countless engagements with the foe.
An Excerpt of Talk Warden To Me - To The Tune of Jason Derulo's "Talk Dirty To Me
We're that org that you get on, so elite and all
First class loads at reports page, riding comfortable
'Cause we know what them raider need,
From Pacific to TCB
I got taggers up in my dossier,
You make it hard to leave
Chased around the world, don't speak the language
But your switcher don't need explaining
All I really need to understand is
When you talk Warden to me
Talk Warden to me
Talk Warden to me
Talk Warden to me
Get jumping on it
Shout-Out To LILY
Hawk in absolute shambles at the sight of a Buzzy Bee
Any Elite Defender Military Organization needs an Elite Sort-Of-Raider Rival, and we here at The Grey Wardens are honestly chuffed to consider LILY ours. They are the perfect, speed-obsessed, dysfunctional, possibly cybernetically enhanced tagging organization that we need to accrue the immense statistics that we have consistently been acquiring this year. While the Defender Awards' Best Invader Group Award is usually given to a joke nominee, it's clear that LILY have been the most impressive Raid-Oriented Military present in Military Gameplay. Nobody else has pushed The Wardens, forced us to adapt and train, and demonstrated a raw dedication to speed that LILY have. Having broken record after record, LILY's light-hearted approach to their tag raiding has helped elevate the concept back out of its pit of irrelevance. In contrast to other groups, who suffer defeat after defeat in both the results and the stamina department, LILY's almost maniacal nature of throwing themselves into regions has made them stand out as one of the few successful groups this year on the Raider side of things.
LILY + TGW = BFFs Forever
A Contest!
We're having fun, and we want you to have fun too! The first individual to either telegram a completed version of this crossword puzzle to Tim-Opolis or to Tim#6442 on Discord will be awarded 200 Darkspawn Kill Points (DKP).
Not sure what DKP are? That's no worries, because we're happy to show you if you check out our Our Discord Server. However, for those who might need a little bit more convincing, they are basically an arbitrary system of brownie points given out and tallied monthly by Warden-Commanders. However, because of the raw charisma and ability to unite the masses that The Grey Wardens have, these points have quickly become the most desired currency to be awarded in this present Raiding/Defending NS Meta. Those who win the monthly DKP tally may be eligible for prizes including a virtual sack of potatoes, Tim's love and appreciation, and a pat on the head from Benevolent Thomas himself!
A Comprehensive Summary Of Operations From Major 2020-06-19 to Major 2020-06-25
237 Defenses
Another fact of note here is that Libcord has, to our current belief, set the new Minor Update Chase Defense Record at 53 defenses. This was accomplished on Minor Update of 2020-06-23 in a combination of victories against TBH and LILY. Grey Wardens present at that particular update were High Constable Sir Merlin, Chamberlain Haku, and Commander Tim Stark. We were assisted by The South Pacific's SPSF, The Rejected Realms Army, and the Anti-Fairy Pact.
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All Wardens Present Throughout
High Constable Sir Merlin
Chamberlain Haku
Commander Tim-Opolis
Commander Altmoras
Warden-Lieutenant Matthew
Warden Makdon
Warden Kanglia
All Allies Present Throughout
The Anti-Fairy Pact
Anti-Winx
The Eastern Pacific Sovereign Army
Catiania
Founderless
Numero Capitan
The Rejected Realms Army
Jamie
Frattastan
The South Pacific Special Forces
Phoenix
Omega
SwiftyGamer
Prarie
Unaffiliated Comrades
Gorundu
Rom
In War, Victory.
In Peace, Vigilance.
In Death, Sacrifice.
<Koth - 06/30/2020> I mean as far as GPers go, Tim is one of the most iconic
by Honeydewistania » Thu Jun 25, 2020 6:59 am
Alger wrote:if you have egoquotes in your signature, touch grass
by Tim-Opolis » Thu Jun 25, 2020 7:06 am
Honeydewistania wrote:Who is Gorundu
<Koth - 06/30/2020> I mean as far as GPers go, Tim is one of the most iconic
by Honeydewistania » Thu Jun 25, 2020 7:11 am
Alger wrote:if you have egoquotes in your signature, touch grass
by Numero Capitan » Thu Jun 25, 2020 7:23 am
Boda wrote:TGW: the best defender org on Nation States right now.
by Honeydewistania » Thu Jun 25, 2020 7:27 am
Boda wrote:TGW: the best defender org on Nation States right now.
Alger wrote:if you have egoquotes in your signature, touch grass
by North Prarie » Thu Jun 25, 2020 9:04 am
by Kanglia » Thu Jun 25, 2020 9:50 am
Excellent reports as always. TGW are truly GodGamersby Dome Artan » Thu Jun 25, 2020 10:10 am
by Aurum Raider » Thu Jun 25, 2020 11:34 am
by Benevolent Thomas » Thu Jun 25, 2020 11:36 am
Ballotonia wrote:Personally, I think there's something seriously wrong with a game if it willfully allows the destruction of longtime player communities in favor of kids whose sole purpose is to enjoy ruining the game for others.
by Tim-Opolis » Thu Jun 25, 2020 5:07 pm
<Koth - 06/30/2020> I mean as far as GPers go, Tim is one of the most iconic
by WayNeacTia » Thu Jun 25, 2020 8:59 pm
RiderSyl wrote:You'd really think that defenders would communicate with each other about this. I know they're not a hivemind, but at least some level of PR skill would keep Quebecshire and Quebecshire from publically contradicting eac
wait
by Tim-Opolis » Fri Jun 26, 2020 12:17 am
<Koth - 06/30/2020> I mean as far as GPers go, Tim is one of the most iconic
by Frenchy II » Fri Jun 26, 2020 1:56 am
by Tim-Opolis » Fri Jun 26, 2020 12:29 pm
<Koth - 06/30/2020> I mean as far as GPers go, Tim is one of the most iconic
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by The New Cordian Empire » Sat Jun 27, 2020 5:46 pm
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