The Grey Wardens: Warden-Lieutenant Eshialand

by **Syberis** » Thu May 14, 2020 8:15 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Vetelo wrote:The word you're looking for (and the one I use) is moderates. The vast majority of fendafucks nowadays are moderate traitors.

*** Warned for trolling ***

Didn't you post a farewell last October?

Farn, aren't you aware that the more dramatic a farewell is, the less likely it is that it will take? It's basically an NSGP law.

The fact that it was so loud it got locked basically guaranteed it wouldn't last five minutes.

by **Reploid Productions** » Thu May 14, 2020 10:17 pm

Syberis wrote:Farn, aren't you aware that the more dramatic a farewell is, the less likely it is that it will take? It's basically an NSGP law.

The fact that it was so loud it got locked basically guaranteed it wouldn't last five minutes.

[Hotel California intensifies]

by **Tim-Opolis** » Fri May 15, 2020 12:25 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:
Syberis wrote:Farn, aren't you aware that the more dramatic a farewell is, the less likely it is that it will take? It's basically an NSGP law.

The fact that it was so loud it got locked basically guaranteed it wouldn't last five minutes.

[Hotel California intensifies]

It's honestly a shame we can't selectively turn off the Hotel California effect for some retirees.

by **Drop Your Pants** » Fri May 15, 2020 2:33 pm

Tim-Opolis wrote:It's honestly a shame we can't selectively turn off the Hotel California effect for some retirees.

I'm on the techno version at this rate.

Edit: I just looked that up. I'm done retiring after listening to that disaster.

by **Atheris** » Fri May 15, 2020 5:11 pm

Tim-Opolis wrote:
Reploid Productions wrote:[Hotel California intensifies]

It's honestly a shame we can't selectively turn off the Hotel California effect for some retirees.

It's a damn good song, how dare you?

by **Tim-Opolis** » Fri May 15, 2020 6:21 pm

Atheris wrote:
Tim-Opolis wrote:It's honestly a shame we can't selectively turn off the Hotel California effect for some retirees.

It's a damn good song, how dare you?

Some people you don't want back.

by **Yokiria** » Fri May 15, 2020 9:59 pm

Tim-Opolis wrote:
Atheris wrote:It's a damn good song, how dare you?

Some people you don't want back.

♫ Relax, said the nightman, We are programmed to receive,
You can check out any time you like, and you, specifically, can leave ♫

by **Tim-Opolis** » Sun May 17, 2020 11:31 am

s m o l w o l v e s f l e e w a r d e n p o w e r

Today, The Grey Wardens and their Stalwart Allies Across The World oversaw multiple operations combating the spread of the Blight across the world.

Over thirty coalition troops participated in the liberation of noted retiree resort and pickle production center The Cuckoos Egg. Overrun by a moderately sized group of Blight-wolves and HYDRA operatives, it had fallen the previous update following its recent availability as a target with the CTE of Founder and Game Administration SalusaSecondus. Lone Wolves United, Condemned by Security Council Resolution #74, are in fact notable for having a historic record of invading this peaceful resort and residency of one of the representatives from TAO. In addition, we have ensured that HYDRA's return has continued its trend of not being able to contribute to regional occupations lasting longer than the subsequent update. It was a very strong turnout, with expansive coalition presence on a typically quiet update in the week.

We are also please to announce the commencement of clean-up and purification efforts in Boston. While the small region was infested by countless darkspawn, after it became the contingency-of-the-contingency target on a night of efforts thwarted by Defenders, minimal lasting damage will remain, and the enemy force is presently being exiled from the region. While time will tell if anyone ever invests in Boston enough for it to grow as a region, it shall at the very least avoid becoming a trophy region for the Blight. Coalition forces are presently deploying into the region following an update-timed delegacy acquisition to beat potential border control officers online. We are hopeful to see it returned to native hands soon.

Region Liberated

The Cuckoos Egg

Region Defended

Chaotic Good

Region Detagged

Boston

Wardens Present

High Constable Sir Merlin
Chamberlain Haku
Commander Tim-Opolis
Lieutenant Pyrohy
Warden Lyna Mahariel
Warden Kanglia

Allies Present

Tupelope

Bobberino

In War, Victory
In Peace, Vigilance
In Death, Sacrifice

by **Atheris** » Sun May 17, 2020 12:08 pm

Tim-Opolis wrote:-sniiiiiiip-

Your gif is kinda broken.

by **Tinhampton** » Sun May 17, 2020 12:13 pm

Tim-Opolis wrote:[Boston] shall at the very least avoid becoming a trophy region for the Blight

The Europeian Republican Navy, which has a no-griefing policy, was among those helping TBH and LWU to hold the Delegacy of Boston. I am satisfied (as a lowly Private First Class ;p) that there were no attempts made by our forces to forcibly remove natives from Boston or to refound it. :facepalm:

by **The Notorious Mad Jack** » Sun May 17, 2020 12:30 pm

Can't trust raiders tbh.

by **Atheris** » Sun May 17, 2020 12:31 pm

Tinhampton wrote:
Tim-Opolis wrote:[Boston] shall at the very least avoid becoming a trophy region for the Blight

The Europeian Republican Navy, which has a no-griefing policy, was among those helping TBH and LWU to hold the Delegacy of Boston. I am satisfied (as a lowly Private First Class ;p) that there were no attempts made by our forces to forcibly remove natives from Boston or to refound it. :facepalm:

I don't know why, but I doubt that.

by **Tim-Opolis** » Sun May 17, 2020 12:38 pm

Tinhampton wrote:
Tim-Opolis wrote:[Boston] shall at the very least avoid becoming a trophy region for the Blight

The Europeian Republican Navy, which has a no-griefing policy, was among those helping TBH and LWU to hold the Delegacy of Boston. I am satisfied (as a lowly Private First Class ;p) that there were no attempts made by our forces to forcibly remove natives from Boston or to refound it. :facepalm:

ASEAN Region would like a word

by **Kanglia** » Sun May 17, 2020 4:54 pm

Excellent turnout again! Great & fun update, guys

by **Tim-Opolis** » Tue May 19, 2020 2:00 pm

Warden Peacekeepers Oversee Relief Efforts

The Grey Wardens are pleased to announce significant success in removing Darkspawn and pushing back The Blight across NationStates over the past two days. Numerous victories have been seized with the help of our coalition of allies.

To begin, we are proud to announce that The Grey Wardens and Coalition Forces succesfully deployed into over 200 regions distributing necessary humanitarian aid. With most of those regions suffering from the presence of The Blight within their borders, Warden Peacekeepers are presently deploying purification efforts to root out the corruption with the help of those who are aligned in goals to ours. Over three updates, teams continued deploying into afflicted zones at increasing rates, starting with 36 done on the first update and 115 done in the third update alone. This purification effort will continue until we completely cleanse the founderless lands of the Blight, and we look forward to that time approaching. In War, Victory.

The TBH Region Page : Now That's A Lot Of Damage

Furthermore, between these detagging efforts, The Grey Wardens were able to inflict significant damage to a Black Hawk raiding party. It was a stormy patrol, with conditions shaping up to be pretty terrible for deployment, but follow the Darkspawn we did. Fortunately able to contest this raiding party, we secured twelve victories to their three. The efforts on both sides were stopped, as they frequently have been as of late by time stretching as it does in the North Pacific region of the world. With both sides losing their ability to deploy into tight margins, nothing further was to occur, as the vortex in the North spun on for over an hour and a half. We are, however, proud of the efforts that we did put forth, and continue to demonstrate lightning fast counter-deployment times to the Darkspawn efforts. In Peace, Vigilance.

Boston Free Once More

The Grey Wardens are pleased to announced that the cleanup efforts in Boston have been successfully concluded. Following a short occupation by immense numbers of the enemy, we have been able to re-secure the region and remove the last of the Darkspawn that were left over following the occupation. While not grandiose, it's an important peacekeeping task necessary to ensure less risks in the future. With little to no native populace presently active, it's unlikely that Boston's fate will change, but we'll continue to keep it clean in the mean time. Thank you again to all those who deployed support troops in for the clean-up effort, with the assortment of commitments different military group were already in prior. In addition, thank you to all those who held on and committed their WA's to the siege effort, as it went on in the region, until you were banned by the Darkspawn foe. In Death, Sacrifice.

Major Update - 2020-05-18

Wardens Present

High Constable Sir Merlin
Commander Tim-Opolis

Allies Present

RRA Jamie
LILY Sweeze
SPSF phoenixofthesun
AFP anti winx

Minor Update - 2020-05-18

Wardens Present

High Constable Sir Merlin
Commander Vincent Drake
Commander Tim-Opolis

Allies Present

RRA Karputsk
RRA Jamie
RRA Frattastan
UDSAF Dyl
SPSF Omga
APF anti winx
LILY Sweeze

Major Update - 2020-05-19

Wardens Present

Commander Vincent Drake
Commander Tim-Opolis
Warden Comlogical

Allies Present

RRA Karputsk
SPSF phoenixofthesun

Minor Update - 2020-05-19

Wardens Present

High Constable Sir Merlin
Chamberlain Haku
Commander Tim-Opolis

Allies Present

RRA Jamie
RRA Karputsk
RRA Frattastan
LILY Sweeze

In War, Victory.
In Peace, Vigilance.
In Death, Sacrifice.

by **RiderSyl** » Tue May 19, 2020 3:05 pm

Tim-Opolis wrote:UDSAF Dyl

Tim-Opolis wrote:Dyl

by **Tim-Opolis** » Tue May 19, 2020 3:09 pm

RiderSyl wrote:
Tim-Opolis wrote:UDSAF Dyl

Tim-Opolis wrote:Dyl

[snip]

What? That's their name.

by **RiderSyl** » Tue May 19, 2020 4:56 pm

Tim-Opolis wrote:
RiderSyl wrote:

[snip]

What? That's their name.

I know...

One letter away from having yet another Syl in NSGP. So close..

by **Tim-Opolis** » Wed May 20, 2020 6:16 pm

RiderSyl wrote:
Tim-Opolis wrote:
What? That's their name.

I know...

One letter away from having yet another Syl in NSGP. So close..

Oh.... I'm smart

by **Nakarisaune** » Thu May 21, 2020 11:50 pm

Once upon a time, there were some little fish that had scales in all the colours of the rainbow. As they swam and splashed in the waves around their little coral reef, they shimmered like prisms, casting joyful reflections of sunlight onto all the other fish.

But then a shadow came over the ocean, and the sunlight was taken away. The little fish saw ropes and knots coming towards their coral reef, damaging the anemones and the pink polyps. They felt the seawater shuddering around them as the shadow from above the water came closer.

Luckily, the little rainbow fish were the protectors of the coral reef. As long as they reached the corals before the terrible dark shadow did, they could protect the coral, for now, by giving up one of their beautiful shimmering scales. They managed to protect thirty corals like this!

Regions defended
United Micronations
Minecraft Forest Biome
The Yugoslavian Prussian Empire
The Dictators Assembly
Scandinatus
Peaceful Region
Sad
Shizei
The Spiritual Land
The Northeast Pacific
The Pacific Republic
Der Bund Der Preussen
Ifmal
The Great And Sovereign Withrow
Coastal
The Goldilock Zone
Petram
Edolas
Yesno
Anti Neko Alliance
Golden Reich
North Africa
The Lbp Union
Bouhbington
The Rising Sun Alliance
The 1980s
Fluffworld
The Zubrovnian Circle
Imperial Clindean Order
Conglomerate Of The Free Peoples

While their rainbow was still shining brightly, the little fish saw an anemone that belonged to a cruel jellyfish. The jellyfish hated the other fish so much that its hatred became poison. It dangled above its anemone home, and around it, the water was clear, for it would lash out at any fish who drew too close.

But the jellyfish didn’t know love, and so it could not defend against it. Some of the little rainbow fish banded together with other fish from around the coral reef, and together they drove the jellyfish away from its home, and into the path of the dreadful shadow, where it was frozen in place as it trembled with rage, unable to hurt any more fish.

Fash bashed
the_third_coalition

With coral reef friends from:
The North Pacific
The Pacific
The Red Fleet
The Union of Democratic States

The little rainbow fish went on throughout the reef, making sure they protected whatever they could. The waves were wild and the currents relentless, pushing back against the little fish as if trying to stop them. But the little rainbow fish couldn't be stopped, not even when they were temporarily dragged into a whirlpool. The shadow floated above them, a sinister shape above the waves, blocking out the light. It coasted slowly across the reef, and finally it drifted away.

The little rainbow fish came out of the darkness together and realised they weren’t rainbow fish any more. They had given away so many of their scales that their real colours were showing through - grey and teal and purple and green. But still, they were beautiful in all their different colours as they shimmered together through the coral reef, in the bright blue light that filtered through the waves and lit up all the corals they had protected, and their last rainbow scales bound them together as friends forever.

Rainbow Fish Friends

Grey Fish
Warden Commander Haku
Warden Commander Tim
Warden Commander Vincent Drake
Warden Constable Nakari
Warden Comlogical
Warden Kanglia
Warden Matthew

Fish of Other Colours
FiHami from the South Pacific
Dyl from the Union of Democratic States + the Rejected Realms
Glaciosia from the Union of Democratic States
Jamie from the Rejected Realms

by **One Small Island** » Fri May 22, 2020 1:14 am

Those graphics are super cute.

by **Tinhampton** » Fri May 22, 2020 1:44 am

The Third Coalition never had the "Fascist" tag and there is no direct allusion to fascism on the RMB - although there appears to be plenty of shitposty nonsense. Should we take this as a concrete indication that regions of any stripe with embassies to fascists (TNIO, HRGG, CoFN, UoTAP mk2, etc.) are equivalent to fascists for raiding purposes?

by **Daytime to Night** » Fri May 22, 2020 4:25 am

Tinhampton wrote:The Third Coalition never had the "Fascist" tag and there is no direct allusion to fascism on the RMB - although there appears to be plenty of shitposty nonsense. Should we take this as a concrete indication that regions of any stripe with embassies to fascists (TNIO, HRGG, CoFN, UoTAP mk2, etc.) are equivalent to fascists for raiding purposes?

fascist tag ≠ fascist

Not sure what your point is here but the region is filled with nations that are themed on fascism (several have fascist in the name), nazism, italian fascism, or other oppressive dictatorships, the RMB has regular instances of offensive material that suggests this is more than IC and the region had multiple embassies with other fascist regions.

Why that is your reaction to this awesome report is beyond me though. Great job Nakari :clap:

by **Xoriet** » Fri May 22, 2020 5:04 am

Tinhampton wrote:The Third Coalition never had the "Fascist" tag and there is no direct allusion to fascism on the RMB - although there appears to be plenty of shitposty nonsense. Should we take this as a concrete indication that regions of any stripe with embassies to fascists (TNIO, HRGG, CoFN, UoTAP mk2, etc.) are equivalent to fascists for raiding purposes?

Some of them. You sign up for a raid of some sort on your region if you harbor fascist embassies, whether it's just a drive-by to close the embassies or a mission to burn the place because it has deeper ties to fascism and OOC misconduct than just the embassies. A fascist tag can just be a sign of tag collector region, in which case they might still get hit only for the removal of the tag but will otherwise emerge unscathed from bigger damage. Determining whether or not a region has sufficient ties and justification is based on multiple elements.

Seeing as you're a raider and you joyfully raid regions without any ties to fascism at all on a semi-regular basis, your questions in defense of people with some seriously nasty posts on the RMB and open relations with the mainstream fascist core ring hollow.

Edit:

How do you see that nation name and not think Nazi?

by **LollerLand** » Fri May 22, 2020 5:05 am

That's a really cute update <3

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