The Red Fleet · Admiralty Board Changes Announced

[Caelapes]

Sankara Squadron spawnkills some schnooks

Marine Update Task Force
Sankara Squadron
Squadron Admiral Freien
Captain Asturies-Llion
Lieutenant Zenganopoli
Senior Sailor Ayanka
Senior Sailor The Sri Lankan Communes

As a brief diversion from our ongoing operation in THE TRUMP WARRIORS, the Sankara Squadron struck out against a brand-new Nazi region today, overwhelming The East Reich in a precision strike against the day-old region, which had carelessly granted Executive power to the WA Delegate. Not wanting to be outdone, game moderators joined in the fash bash by deleting the Hitler-glorifying founder of the region.

Fleet sailors cleared the region of its fascist inhabitants before returning to the ongoing operation.

Pax ignescens!

[Vuon]

What's the meaning of publicizing a tag raid of a one nation region in a single post? Shouldn't you tag more regions, rather than just hailing one?

[Caelapes]

What's the meaning of publicizing a tag raid of a one nation region in a single post? Shouldn't you tag more regions, rather than just hailing one?

there were five nations in it when it was hit and we aren't a military that tag raids as an end but rather as an avenue for training, so going on tag runs isn't of primary (or even secondary) importance for us.

[Vuon]

What's the meaning of publicizing a tag raid of a one nation region in a single post? Shouldn't you tag more regions, rather than just hailing one?

there were five nations in it when it was hit and we aren't a military that tag raids as an end but rather as an avenue for training, so going on tag runs isn't of primary (or even secondary) importance for us.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=regio ... east_reich

Um, are you sure? Additionally, why didn't you name this operation as a training run in the first place? It looked like a news post for one tag raid.

[Caelapes]

there were five nations in it when it was hit and we aren't a military that tag raids as an end but rather as an avenue for training, so going on tag runs isn't of primary (or even secondary) importance for us.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=regio ... east_reich

Um, are you sure? Additionally, why didn't you name this operation as a training run in the first place? It looked like a news post for one tag raid.

http://archive.is/vtJmw
yes i am sure

and because i've explained several times that TRF's tag raids are training operations, I don't feel like it's necessary to say that every single time we tag something

[Vuon]

https://www.nationstates.net/page=regio ... east_reich

Um, are you sure? Additionally, why didn't you name this operation as a training run in the first place? It looked like a news post for one tag raid.

http://archive.is/vtJmw
yes i am sure

and because i've explained several times that TRF's tag raids are training operations, I don't feel like it's necessary to say that every single time we tag something

Why did you feel that archiving the regional page of a single, old region with an offensive founder name (No, "Reich" in a region's name isn't and shouldn't be offensive) was necessary in the first place? Also, why did you want to post this in the first place?

[Blood Wine]

http://archive.is/vtJmw
yes i am sure

and because i've explained several times that TRF's tag raids are training operations, I don't feel like it's necessary to say that every single time we tag something

Why did you feel that archiving the regional page of a single, old region with an offensive founder name (No, "Reich" in a region's name isn't and shouldn't be offensive) was necessary in the first place? Also, why did you want to post this in the first place?

The term refers to the regime the nazis intended to instate over the Russian area, more commonly known as "Reichskommissariat Moskowien"

[Caelapes]

The Red Fleet cleans up after disastrous first modern-era Libertatem raid

Marine Update Task Force
Huey P. Newton Squadron
Fleet Admiral Caelapes
Petty Officer Arbitrary Humans
Petty Officer Timchiland
Senior Sailor Libertasnia
Senior Sailor Ratateague
Sailor The Hyacinth Flower

Sankara Squadron
Squadron Admiral Freien
Lieutenant Zenganopoli
Petty Officer Ayanka
Senior Sailor The Sri Lankan Communes

Last night, just before major update began, klaxons sounded in The Red Fleet's command room to alert Fleet officers to troop movement among the Libertatem so-called Armed Forces. Exclusive video of these troops' movements was captured by the Intelligence Directorate and has been shared above. Fleet observers watched the Libertatem troops limp from region to region, at times moving up to thirty minutes early. The poorly-trained and wandersome troops were blocked by defenders at three stops over the course of an hour, before finally inadvertently thorning defenders and hitting their last potential target of the night around 1 AM.

Fleet sailors made a note of the targeted region and detagged it today in a precision strike, showcasing the night-and-day difference between the professionalism and discipline of The Red Fleet's sailors and the ragtag confusion of Libertatem troops.

Continuing their meteoric rise within The Red Fleet are newly-promoted Petty Officer Ayanka and Senior Sailor Libertasnia. Additionally, the Admiralty Board is convening to discuss the possible promotion of comrades to officer ranks.

Pax ignescens!

[Caelapes]

The Red Fleet Intelligence Directorate plays NURight's Council of Intelligence like a fiddle, ousts year-long WA Delegacy

Marine Update Task Force
Huey P. Newton Squadron
Fleet Admiral Caelapes
Senior Sailor Libertasnia

Sankara Squadron
Squadron Admiral Freien
Lieutenant Zenganopoli
Petty Officer Ayanka
Petty Officer The Sri Lankan Communes

Shortly before minor update, The Red Fleet wrapped up its ongoing operation in THE TRUMP WARRIORS, with several sailors withdrawing before the WA Delegate removed the remaining native nation and Yuno's guardian nation and ejected all remaining sailors and allied troops. Seen above is the recently-declassified TRF Intelligence Directorate HUMINT operation that revealed the password to THE TRUMP WARRIORS and created a great deal of holiday mirth for Fleet sailors.

All participating sailors in the operation to lock down THE TRUMP WARRIORS have received the "Lolitacakes" ribbon, featuring blue-and-white stripes in honor of comrade Lorma, with a pink center to honor Yuno, whose password was happily provided by the native when perhaps the most notorious communist nation in the game asked for it from their main nation.



A similar stratagem was employed by the Intelligence Directorate in acquiring the password to the NURight founding region The United Federation of Capitalists, a region which prominently placed Nazi Europa and KAISERREICH respectively in the number one and two embassy slots. Further motivation to strike this region came from the NURIght's raid attempts last weekend against leftist regions. Former WA Delegate Electrona's position as "Chief of The Department of Federal Intelligence" of the region and as Intelligence Director of the NURight should be called into question, as their willingness to share the password to their region with a five-week inactive Founder shows a distinct lack of tradecraft.

NURight and its member regions should take this as a shot across the bow and their only warning from The Red Fleet not to target leftist regions in any future operations they organize, whether through NURight or any other alliances they may be creating treaties for while failing to secure the eponymous regions. Keep your pitiable military operations to the Warzones or fascist regions and away from our comrades, or we'll tear your alliances apart region by region just like we did with your predecessors.

The Red Fleet congratulates our newest Petty Officer, The Sri Lankan Communes.

Pax ignescens!

[Fauxia]

You forgot an “l” in one of the [url] tags

[Caelapes]

You forgot an “l” in one of the [url] tags

thanks

[Free British Socialist Republics]

this raid was way too funny...

also thanks for the promotion.

[Blood Wine]

that telegram exchange can't be real, no way in hell they are **that** stupid

[Caelapes]

that telegram exchange can't be real, no way in hell they are **that** stupid

It is real.

[Free British Socialist Republics]

that telegram exchange can't be real, no way in hell they are **that** stupid

check their message board if you want more laughs

The Trump Warriors

[Zenganopoli]

Yes, it has been great. And it also seems that I am winning that poll

[Caelapes]

NURight founding member region crumbles after a simple tag raid

Returning to NationStates after a long weekend off, Electrona, NURight's Councillor of Intelligence and The United Federation of Capitalists' former WA Delegate, found his region smashed to bits by The Red Fleet. The "De-Facto Head of Stafe," as his new founder-appointed title reads, chose to abandon the region despite apparently controlling the founder account and removing all powers granted to the WA Delegate.

The Red Fleet, in a single tag raid, has disabled one of the five founding members of NURight. This comes on the heels of NURight's expulsion of its fifth founding member region, Oak Ridge, after that region's heinous antisemitic and homophobic displays were revealed publicly by the Fleet.

The Red Fleet declares victory over NURight in the opening salvo of the war they started by their attempted raids against leftist regions last week. They are strongly cautioned to discourage their members from any further attempts to antagonize leftist regions, lest The Red Fleet unleash its fury on them like the crashing of a thousand waves.

Pax ignescens!

[RiderSyl]

This really shows how little confidence the NURight provides its member regions with

At the first sign of combat, Electrona fled the United Federation of Capitalists, and has started another region called "United Alliance of Sovereign Nations". That's very weak.

[Caelapes]

The fash and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

Marine Update Task Force
Huey P. Newton Squadron
Squadron Admiral Proletaire

Sankara Squadron
Squadron Admiral Freien
Lieutenant Ayanka
Petty Officer The Sri Lankan Communes

Opening up the latest front on the War on Christmas, God-hating atheist communists from The Red Fleet descended two days ago into Belaus, a region whose native population had voluntarily aligned it as a territory of the fascist region Angvar. The following update, troops from The East Pacific and The Pacific unseated a heavily-piled Nazi invasion of Alternative do NationStates. The twin invasions caught the Nazis off guard. Reeling, Nazis openly opined that they should sit back and do nothing and let The Grey Wardens restore the natives to power in Belaus, apparently forgetting that The Grey Wardens are comrades-in-arms of The Red Fleet in our combined antifascist ventures across NationStates.

We congratulate our comrades-in-arms in EPSA and the NPO for their work to overthrow the fash in AdN, and look forward to future opportunities to bash shoulder to shoulder with them.

The Red Fleet is happy to welcome Lieutenant Ayanka to the ranks of commissioned officers. Now armed with the full toolbox of The Red Fleet, we look forward to their continued dedication to smashing all fascist enemies into the new year. Rum and seasonal mulled wine has been broken out across the Fleet as a celebratory gesture.

Death to the fascist Santa who preys upon the milk and cookies of the people!

Pax ignescens!

[Fauxia]

Monsters! What do you have against Santa?

[Army of Revolutionaries]

Monsters! What do you have against Santa?

He preys upon the milk and cookies of the workers and uses elves as cheap sweatshop labour

[Ayanka]

Thanks for the promotion, Misley.
Death to Santa! Down with the opression of reindeers and elves!

[Kurnugia]

Always hilarious to see the fash hoping that spear danes are going to help them. It's not even a main region for lack of better term.

Anyway nice update and screw Santa.

[Caelapes]

red pill like in the matrix the matrix is a good movie

Marine Update Task Force
Huey P. Newton Squadron
Fleet Admiral Caelapes
Squadron Admiral Proletaire
Senior Sailor Ratateague

the fash in red pill were laid low by the matriarchy tonight as the red fleet descended into the region to set it ablaze in fiery red peace. the color red is gonna be a theme here folks. the red pill is a plot point in the film "the matrix" (by the wachowski sisters, which is pretty fuckin ironic) and is the namesake for a lotta really fuckin misogynistic thought.

anyway, the red fleet zoomed in at fuckin LIGHT SPEED and cordoned off a restricted area for all former fash and misogynist members of the region. this space will be henceforth known as the friend zone. ha ha get it, it's like the thing misogynists complain about. i digress.

all ice cream has been confiscated and added to the fleet rations, especially red velvet ice cream and red raspberry sorbet. like i said, red is a theme here tonight everybody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abZmFCs-ltY

Pax ignescens!

[Lenlyvit]

red pill like in the matrix the matrix is a good movie

Marine Update Task Force
Huey P. Newton Squadron
Fleet Admiral Caelapes
Squadron Admiral Proletaire
Senior Sailor Ratateague

the fash in red pill were laid low by the matriarchy tonight as the red fleet descended into the region to set it ablaze in fiery red peace. the color red is gonna be a theme here folks. the red pill is a plot point in the film "the matrix" (by the wachowski sisters, which is pretty fuckin ironic) and is the namesake for a lotta really fuckin misogynistic thought.

anyway, the red fleet zoomed in at fuckin LIGHT SPEED and cordoned off a restricted area for all former fash and misogynist members of the region. this space will be henceforth known as the friend zone. ha ha get it, it's like the thing misogynists complain about. i digress.

all ice cream has been confiscated and added to the fleet rations, especially red velvet ice cream and red raspberry sorbet. like i said, red is a theme here tonight everybody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abZmFCs-ltY

Pax ignescens!

Don't forget that the Red Pill was the region created by the remnants of Alt Right.... Well done TRF