I haven't been on Nation States for 13 days and now I notice that I am unable to read messages or deal with issues. I understand that a nation can only be closed down after 23 days inactivity.
This is a national disgrace. And it wasn't much better before, because any decision we made about our nation always resulted in ridiculous outcomes. This to me suggests that Nation States is more of a piss-take than an attempt to simulate governmental decisions and how they would play out in the real world.
For this reason, and to join in with the general pastime of urine extraction prevalent on Nation States, Ourania Nisa is holding a referendum this week on whether we should secede from the Westphalia region and leave Nation States. We are holding a big debate on Ouranian TV, and amongst the guest speakers will be Kim Kardashian and David Icke. Mr Icke will argue that if Ourania can longer make its own decisions then it should bloody well leave because IT'S A BLOODY CONSPIRACY!!!!!.
The result will be declared sometime on Friday.