I stand corrected. Capital respects capital. We have the clickbait market cornered and you've got the enthusiastic larper demographic locked down. While I confess that my telegrams are not high art, the following isn't Crime and Punishment either.
*A letter sealed with a fleur de lis arrives in your mailbox.*
And to think people say that the study of Latin is pointless. With such useful applications, it would be foolish not to learn it.