"The fact is, the chuck norris population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Akira Spirit. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have chuck norris kebabs, chuck norris pies, chuck norris-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
"I agree that something needs to be done about chuck norris over-population," says random passer-by Colin Hanover, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President May Dredd. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The chuck norriss were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The chuck norris is part of what makes Norrisburgh a great nation!"
